1. What is your current Runescape username, and what are your past usernames if any?
I don't really have a user name. But who are we, as human beings, to be confined by such strict parameters as stats, names, and whether or not we actually play a game? I'd like to believe that my sterling personality, charming disarming good looks, offbrand humor, untarnished modesty, and ability to string random adjectives together would provide sufficent reason for me to join as an honorary member of this guild/clan/gathering of people/cult.
2. Tell us about your RuneScape account and history (e.g. when you started, what your RSN means, favourite activities etc.): Well, I was born to a lower upper middle class blue collar peasant family. It was a cold night, the type where a certain stillness hangs about the air, like storm ready to break. My mother, bless her heart, had just ejected me from her womb in rather traumatic and painful event called childbirth and she was resting on her laurels, when my father said, "My decadent dreary didactic dear, damn dancing dragons dwaddle decidingly through the depths..."
After the initial confusion wore off (my father got that a lot), my user name came into being.
Favorite activities? I like hitting the one key repeatedly as I watch my character two frames of animation into victory against very linear mobs for the sole purpose of gathering arbritrary bits of code in the guise of pixels.
3. Tell us about yourself (Name (if you are comfortable), gender, age, country, hobbies, music, talents, likes and dislikes):
Name: Alliteration
Gender: Yes
Age: 26
Country: America
Hobbies: Pulling the "do not pull off" tags from pillows and mattresses; pressing the crouch button repeatedly over the fallen bodies of my enemies; doing 360 Jesus Christ Superman Air Fly Kickflips off half full pipes while catching Mountain Dew and quaffing it (just like drinking, but spill more); making obscure references to internet memes and taking the credit for being clever; shopping for mass marketed individuality via the consumer store Hot Topic.
Music: I like electric anything. Electric guitars, violins, vibrators, my toaster has an IP address and my toilet seat has a MAC, I bet you aren't even reading this anymore, so I will continue to wax on about nothing. Keke zerg rush.
Talents: I do this thing with my tongue...
Likes: Things that appeal to me and that are fun.
Dislikes: Things that don't appeal to me and that aren't fun.
4. How did you hear about us and what makes you want to join WG or DG? Also, which of these two clans are you applying for?Well, you see, the magnetic resonance of the sheer awesomeness of your clan permeated the thin wall that seperates reality, forcibly inserting itself like the obligatory fatfriend of a hotgirl at any given social situation into my Google search engine. So, I decided...why not?
5. If you have been in other clans before, what clans were they and what was your involvement with them?I would regulary play dingdongditch and throw eggs at their cars. They didn't like me much. Cliques are a savage part of human social interaction...
6. Have you read, understood and agree to abide by the rules of this clan? Ummmm...is this a trick question? Do you expect me to say no or something? Like trying to sneaksubliminalmessageit in or something?
I don't really have a user name. But who are we, as human beings, to be confined by such strict parameters as stats, names, and whether or not we actually play a game? I'd like to believe that my sterling personality, charming disarming good looks, offbrand humor, untarnished modesty, and ability to string random adjectives together would provide sufficent reason for me to join as an honorary member of this guild/clan/gathering of people/cult.
2. Tell us about your RuneScape account and history (e.g. when you started, what your RSN means, favourite activities etc.): Well, I was born to a lower upper middle class blue collar peasant family. It was a cold night, the type where a certain stillness hangs about the air, like storm ready to break. My mother, bless her heart, had just ejected me from her womb in rather traumatic and painful event called childbirth and she was resting on her laurels, when my father said, "My decadent dreary didactic dear, damn dancing dragons dwaddle decidingly through the depths..."
After the initial confusion wore off (my father got that a lot), my user name came into being.
Favorite activities? I like hitting the one key repeatedly as I watch my character two frames of animation into victory against very linear mobs for the sole purpose of gathering arbritrary bits of code in the guise of pixels.
3. Tell us about yourself (Name (if you are comfortable), gender, age, country, hobbies, music, talents, likes and dislikes):
Name: Alliteration
Gender: Yes
Age: 26
Country: America
Hobbies: Pulling the "do not pull off" tags from pillows and mattresses; pressing the crouch button repeatedly over the fallen bodies of my enemies; doing 360 Jesus Christ Superman Air Fly Kickflips off half full pipes while catching Mountain Dew and quaffing it (just like drinking, but spill more); making obscure references to internet memes and taking the credit for being clever; shopping for mass marketed individuality via the consumer store Hot Topic.
Music: I like electric anything. Electric guitars, violins, vibrators, my toaster has an IP address and my toilet seat has a MAC, I bet you aren't even reading this anymore, so I will continue to wax on about nothing. Keke zerg rush.
Talents: I do this thing with my tongue...
Likes: Things that appeal to me and that are fun.
Dislikes: Things that don't appeal to me and that aren't fun.
4. How did you hear about us and what makes you want to join WG or DG? Also, which of these two clans are you applying for?Well, you see, the magnetic resonance of the sheer awesomeness of your clan permeated the thin wall that seperates reality, forcibly inserting itself like the obligatory fatfriend of a hotgirl at any given social situation into my Google search engine. So, I decided...why not?
5. If you have been in other clans before, what clans were they and what was your involvement with them?I would regulary play dingdongditch and throw eggs at their cars. They didn't like me much. Cliques are a savage part of human social interaction...
6. Have you read, understood and agree to abide by the rules of this clan? Ummmm...is this a trick question? Do you expect me to say no or something? Like trying to sneaksubliminalmessageit in or something?