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der i was jus chilen in wildy an dis guy was liek "hay fiet" so i said ok and den we fot and i pokexd him with my raper and he deid and i won and he is ded

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>Finally finish building computer except for plugging in graphics card
>When I plug in the 6 pin power connector to it, my TV says no signal
>Try to plug in HDMI cable to the graphics card, turns out I need a mini HDMI cable adapter
>Go to the exchange here on base, drop fucking $30 on buying a new one
>Come back, finally happy I managed to fix it
>http://i.minus.com/ibgbhv09aB0kWq.jpg

>MFW http://www.diedagain.com/sites/default/files/u5/RageFace.jpg

Tik Tok Parody

QuoteWake up in the morning feeling like Lordy,
grab my shield I'm in the portal I'm gonna tank real shitty.
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of strength,
'cuz when I get koed in CWA I ain't returnin' back

I'm talking raid leaders on my back (back)
Saying I can't bind for crap (crap)
Bgp just got koed (koed)
I'm tanking, eating all my pizzas
Running around the GDZ,
Trying to hug off for DZ...

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Ain't got a set in my bank, but got plenty of skills
Kyle's bitching at me, saying my combat's gonna get me killed
And now the council's lining up, 'cuz they hear I'm a skipper
But I turn my private off as I become #1 fisher!

I'm talking about
Sharks give 110 XP (XP)
It's like 1k for free! (Free)
Gonna fish them to 200m XP (XP)
Now now, I'm doing this for WG (WG)
I'm not just fishing for me (me)
Fishing just for me (me)
Fishing just for me.

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Zemus, you trained me up,
You helped me out
My sets, I've found
Yeah they're rising

With my combat up
I get kills now
Can't get koed
Yeah, it's easy

Zemus, you trained me up,
You helped me out
My sets, I've found
Yeah they're rising

With my pray up,
put your pray up,
put your pray up.
Now the barrages don't start until I call them in..

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Party in the USA parody

QuoteI walked up to the CWA
With my scim and shield in hand
Welcome to the land of blood and death (woah)
There's a war I've gotta win

Jumped in the rune,
Tanking again for the 3rd time
Look to my right and see the spam tower's high
This is all so easy
Tanking these people like DZ

My food's disappearing and I'm running out of prayer
Too much damage and I'm dropped
That's when Darf raged at me on teamspeak
and WG Keanu was there recording it
WG Keanu was recording it
WG Keanu was recording it

So I put my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
and the binds flyin' away
Eatin' my food like George,
Hugging the walls like Rach,
and I got my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
Know I can tank all day
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!

Get to the turrets in my drudic
Everybody's sniping me now
Like "Look at that noob, with 3 defence,
He's gotta be like, Keanu"

So hard when I don't train
It's definitely not a Rimmington party
Cause all I see are hitsplats
Guess I never got my helm on

My food's all there and I'm still full of prayer
Had my robes on and I got one flopped
That's when WG started hating me
and Lordy got a WG tattoo
Lordy got a WG tattoo
Lordy got a WG tattoo!

So I put my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
and the binds flyin' away
Eatin' my food like George,
Hugging the walls like Rach,
and I got my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
Know I can tank all day
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!

Feel like bindin' Gladz the whole night (the whole night)
Got 1 banged, back to the fight (the fight)
Something stops my everytime (everytime)
Reign of Terror is camping GDZ all night!

So I put my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
and the binds flyin' away
Eatin' my food like George,
Hugging the walls like Rach,
and I got my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
Know I can tank all day
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!

So I put my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
and the binds flyin' away
Eatin' my food like George,
Hugging the walls like Rach,
and I got my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
Know I can tank all day
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!

1. What is your current Runescape username, and what are your past usernames if any?
Etociel, Torva Mage, See My Dream, Cervix Juice, July 25th, PFC JARHEAD, Darth Magul

2. Tell us about your RuneScape account and history (e.g. when you started, what your RSN means, favourite activities etc.):
Started in '06 on this account, played pretty hardcore until about 2010, then I had to go inactive because I joined the Marines. Etociel doesn't exactly have a meaning, it's just a name I like to think is pretty unique. And I'm keeping this one ffs~
I love slayer. And training. SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE TRAINING PLS DIE

3. Tell us about yourself (Name (if you are comfortable), gender, age, country, hobbies, music, talents, likes and dislikes):
The name's Kyle. I'm 20, and currently enlisted in the USMC. Stationed in San Diego, California, on MCAS Miramar. I love listening to the whole Warped Tour genre of music. I like using grammar. I dislike people that don't use it.  ##

4. How did you hear about us and what makes you want to join WG or DG? Also, which of these two clans are you applying for?
Saw the newgrounds video back in 2005. Was first recruited into WG about 2008 in a house party, Tmal34 was on Lordy's account recruiting, lmfao. Applying for WG ofc.



Your PvP Experience

5. What Multi-combat PvP Experience do you have? Be sure to mention any recent or past F2P or P2P PvP Clans you have been in.
WG, AF, Solace.

6. Our warring times are usually between 3PM EST/8PM GMT and 5PM EST/10PM GMT on weekends, but sometimes weekdays, can you regularly be active at these times?
Most definitely, I usually have weekends off.

7. Can you stock up on 10 sets of Full Rune as well as an equal amount of F2P Mage and Range sets? This only applies to applicants of WG.  Your gear will be checked via trade screen when you are being invited to the CC in game. - Please note a comprehensive list of the required items is posted as a sticky in the 'Join the Clan' Forums
Yes.

8. Do you understand that all PvP Events are Mandatory if you are online, and that you face removal from the clan should you blatantly skip these events?
of course.


Your Activity and Availability

9. Do you agree to check WG Forums daily and be on IRC at all times while you are in game, and to be on Teamspeak for all Wars and Raids? (Please note, these are third party programs, but clans have been using them for years and are crucial to our success, as such they ARE a requirement.  Further details can be provided on request.)
Yes.

10. Is there anything in the near future that may impact your activity or ability to attend events?
I could end up deploying, but I'd have about a month's notice prior, and I'll definitely let WG know.

11. Did Wayshow actually make you look for question 11?
Yes.

Hey WG,

My name is Darf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day staying inactive. You are everything bad in the clan world. Honestly, have any of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun making flash movies because of your massive ego, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than DDoSing Ghjjf.

Don't be inactive. Just hit me with your best KB. I'm pretty much unbannable. I was Warlord of the clan, and badass of the century. What minigames do you play, other than "CWA matched ops"? I also get max melee, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Alright so my current laptop sucks really bad as far as gaming goes. SO. I have a few questions.

• What are good websites to purchase laptops from?
• Should I look into custom built machines, or is that just too expensive?
• Are Ebay/Craigslist good ideas to look into?
• To save money, are refurbished laptops a bad idea?

So yeah. I want to try to stay under a $1k laptop. So I don't really have a problem with refurbished stuff.

(18:58:36) <[KL]RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Should I join WG": Probably.

(18:57:55) <@Bassism|Owen> 20m  to join WG and stay in it
(18:57:58) <@Bassism|Owen> 90m


Hi I'm darf I'm a Marine and I play runescape accept me

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and 99 RC yay

(18:10:35) -[DO]RuneScript- *** [ TRACKER ]: Exp gains for Cervix Juice in last 1wk: Overall(+2) +1,640,010 | Pray(96) +29,475 | Craft(76) +3,341 | RC(97->99) +1,607,194

can i join yet

..IF OPH comes back.

Click this for a large penis!

The death monkeighs monkeighs

1. What is your current Runescape username, and what are your past usernames if any?
Etociel/too many to list

2. Tell us about your RuneScape account and history (e.g. when you started, what your RSN means, favourite activities etc.):
I ddos and pk and go inactive usually

3. Tell us about yourself (Name (if you are comfortable), gender, age, country, hobbies, music, talents, likes and dislikes):
fuck bitches get runescape the name is kyle and I come from the united states of FUCK ALL YA'LL
and I dislike honor ofc

4. How did you hear about us and what makes you want to join WG or DG? Also, which of these two clans are you applying for?
I heard about wg from this weird newgrounds place and I wanted to be nh so I joined rot as well

5. If you have been in other clans before, what clans were they and what was your involvement with them?
rot till i die

6. Have you read, understood and agree to abide by the rules of this clan?
probably not

OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE OH MY FUCKING OH FUCK
FUCK OH MY GOD GUYS LISTEN

FUCK

GUYS YOU AREN'T LISTENING
GUYS
GUYS
SKYRIM


FUCK IT IS AWESOME DRAGONS AND FIRE AND OH MY GODDDD

Alright since I've been gone from the RS scene for the past 4 or so months, anything important I need to catch up on? Membership loyalty program, lava flow mines, clan citadels and a couple quests are about all I know that's really important.