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Halp with boners

Started by Asaad, March 17, 2013, 05:14:36 AM

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Asaad

March 17, 2013, 05:14:36 AM Last Edit: March 17, 2013, 05:15:40 AM by Asaad
Sister had a girls only party tonite. We basically chilled out the 10 of us and watched the walking dead for hours. Now one of them decided to sleep next to me cuz there's no more space. It's been 30 minutes since she slept and I'm in bed with a boner that I can't shake off.
Halp WG.
WG halp.
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Mister Kyle

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March 17, 2013, 05:16:22 AM
Isn't it obvious?


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BeeBee

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March 17, 2013, 01:35:55 PM Last Edit: March 17, 2013, 01:36:05 PM by Panda|Vulcan
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Wayshow

#4
March 17, 2013, 01:52:06 PM
Think of a sumo wrestler with a micropenis


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March 17, 2013, 02:00:55 PM
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Asaad

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March 17, 2013, 03:45:12 PM
I survived!!!!
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Pacman Syu

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March 17, 2013, 05:39:52 PM
Think of red balloons... it works.
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Pacman Syu

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March 17, 2013, 07:36:16 PM
Quote from: Keith on March 17, 2013, 05:59:30 PM
Quote from: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 05:39:52 PM
Think of red balloons... it works.

but what iF HE LIKES BALLOONS?!?!
Hopefully he hates the color red!
NYEK NYEK NYEK.

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Asaad

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March 17, 2013, 08:36:01 PM
Quote from: Keith on March 17, 2013, 08:15:01 PM
Quote from: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 07:36:16 PM
Quote from: Keith on March 17, 2013, 05:59:30 PM
Quote from: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 05:39:52 PM
Think of red balloons... it works.

but what iF HE LIKES BALLOONS?!?!
Hopefully he hates the color red!
BUT WHAT IF SHE LIKES BOners?!

I bet my dad doesn't :/
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Buns

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March 18, 2013, 02:25:08 AM
heres what u should do: bang them in their sleep

Pacman Syu

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March 18, 2013, 03:57:49 AM
Quote from: Healer MD on March 18, 2013, 02:25:08 AM
heres what u should do: bang them in their sheep
YOU PERVERT!
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Josheh

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March 18, 2013, 05:24:43 AM
For serious next time; tense the muscles in your legs or arms, this will cause the blood flow to go to those muscles and away from your pen15... and it distracts you.


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