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Title: Lordy in literature
Post by: Keith on February 03, 2013, 03:37:39 AM
"His Lordship reached into a paper bag, drew out a pinch of bread dust between thumb and forefinger, and tossed it at his feet. A mob of self-important ducks had already gathered, and now they fussed at each other furiously in their efforts to get at the crumbs while the old nobleman watched them, his lined face a slack and emotionless mask."
-Last Argument of Kings by Joe Abercrombie

Who would've thought that I would find "His Lordship" and "Ducks" in the same paragraph in a random book. sheetedducklings were meant to be
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Mojo on February 03, 2013, 03:47:51 AM
interesting
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Mister Kyle on February 03, 2013, 04:03:46 AM
I bet his duck-covered sheets are amused.
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Mojo on February 03, 2013, 04:21:01 AM
I think duck--sheets is keeping him more active because he is forced to check the forums every day so he can remove evidence of it.
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Kevin on February 03, 2013, 04:36:50 AM
duuuuuuuuuckksheets m8
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Al on February 03, 2013, 04:37:57 AM
I think he's gonna go apeshit.

won't mess m8

topic locked
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Kevin on February 03, 2013, 04:38:50 AM
inb4
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Kevin on February 03, 2013, 04:39:26 AM
 :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp:
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Mojo on February 03, 2013, 04:41:11 AM
pls wg
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Keith on February 03, 2013, 07:07:16 AM
ya pls. but now he can't deny his relationship with ducks
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Josheh on February 03, 2013, 08:48:57 AM
 :nyan:
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Owen on February 03, 2013, 11:13:27 AM
It's actually a surprisingly accurate description of the fabled picture too, except it wasn't bread, and he was eating it.
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: His Lordship on February 03, 2013, 11:33:40 AM
I have that book.
Now I must burn it.
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Keith on February 03, 2013, 04:25:25 PM
Quote from: His Lordship on February 03, 2013, 11:33:40 AM
I have that book.
Now I must burn it.
Hahahhaha I specifically only included the title/ author on the chance that you might have it in your huge collection
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Asaad on February 03, 2013, 06:34:07 PM
Nice, I applaud you for finding that Bandit Keith
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Pacman Syu on February 03, 2013, 10:42:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/x3nySQt.jpg)
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Al on February 03, 2013, 10:44:09 PM
Quote from: Pacman Syu on February 03, 2013, 10:42:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/x3nySQt.jpg)

That actually looks really comfortable...is that satin?
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Kevin on February 04, 2013, 04:52:23 AM
ducktowels m8