I was only level 19
I loved Zezima so much, I had all the screenshots and videos
I prayed to Zezima every time I log off, thanking him for the hit points I've been given
"Zezima is love" I say, "Zezima is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a fanboy
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Zezima
I called him a noob
He hits me and tells me to log off
I am crying now, my medium helm hurts so much
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel someone right clicking me
Its Zezima
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear, "this is my training spot"
He lifts me with his powerful level 99 strength hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my platelegs for Zezima
He's slaying my butthole
I am losing hit points fast, but I do it for Zezima
I can feel my defense level draining as my eyes start to water
I push against his attack level 99
I want to please Zezima
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butthole with his potion
My dad walks in
Zezima looks him straight in the eye and says, "Its all over now"
Zezima leaves through my trapdoor
Zezima is love, Zezima is life
Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/23d7lx/zezima_is_love_zezima_is_life/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/23d7lx/zezima_is_love_zezima_is_life/)
:O Someone needs professional help...
ye not seeing the funny side of things
lmao!
Remember when this shit was funny?
Neither do I.
Quote from: Vio on April 19, 2014, 06:38:49 AM
Remember when this shit was funny?
Neither do I.
So much hatred, you need to love
Zezima is love, Zezima is life
:woeh: :nyan: i guess it was kinda funny
Quote from: SoraSync on April 19, 2014, 09:52:04 AM
Quote from: Vio on April 19, 2014, 06:38:49 AM
Remember when this shit was funny?
Neither do I.
So much hatred, you need to love
Zezima is love, Zezima is life
There is a fine line between hatred and the dissociation of humour and sub-par intelligence.
incorrect
shrek is love, shrek is life
[SFM] The SHREKTACULAR Swamp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD8CMb2Gv44#ws)
Quote from: Vio on April 19, 2014, 06:10:24 PM
Quote from: SoraSync on April 19, 2014, 09:52:04 AM
Quote from: Vio on April 19, 2014, 06:38:49 AM
Remember when this shit was funny?
Neither do I.
So much hatred, you need to love
Zezima is love, Zezima is life
There is a fine line between hatred and the dissociation of humour and sub-par intelligence.
shut up vio
:)
Quote from: Vio on April 19, 2014, 06:10:24 PM
Quote from: SoraSync on April 19, 2014, 09:52:04 AM
Quote from: Vio on April 19, 2014, 06:38:49 AM
Remember when this shit was funny?
Neither do I.
So much hatred, you need to love
Zezima is love, Zezima is life
There is a fine line between hatred and the dissociation of humour and sub-par intelligence.
much words
Quote from: Sean on April 19, 2014, 07:34:40 PM
incorrect
shrek is love, shrek is life
[SFM] The SHREKTACULAR Swamp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD8CMb2Gv44#ws)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48hehsqhIoA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48hehsqhIoA)
Holy crap. This reminds me of some really awkward fanfictions. >.>
Quote from: Mister Kyle on April 20, 2014, 07:05:43 AM
Quote from: Sean on April 19, 2014, 07:34:40 PM
incorrect
shrek is love, shrek is life
[SFM] The SHREKTACULAR Swamp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD8CMb2Gv44#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48hehsqhIoA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48hehsqhIoA)
wat
he penetrates my butthole
This just keeps getting weirder and weirder...
Quote from: Ivica Divlji on April 22, 2014, 09:50:49 PM
This just keeps getting weirder and weirder...
(http://i.minus.com/iueSHEkdgpN1U.gif)
I have Zezima on my fl
I just watched that video, what the actual fuck...