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Title: god dammit
Post by: Vio on September 04, 2012, 01:50:47 PM
Well I've just started back college.

Pro: I've made 4 friends.
Con: they're all female.

Pro: they're all really nice.
Con: they're all 16 and I'm 19.

Pro: they invite me to hang out with them at breaks and lunches.
Con: I also have to stand really awkwardly outside the girls toilets waiting for them for like 20 minutes every time.

This year does not bode well for me.
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: PineappleTom on September 04, 2012, 02:02:19 PM
Are you growing a vagina next?
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: Randy on September 04, 2012, 02:05:06 PM
Ask them if they have older friends
Use protection
?????
Profit
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: Vio on September 04, 2012, 02:15:45 PM
They're not even my style.
Half of them are caked in makeup/fake tan with god knows what other accessories.
And their conversation usually consists of their pregnant 15 year old friends and how many guys they've slept with.
I literally have no other options though - I live in Leigh, remember.
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: Mojo on September 04, 2012, 02:29:35 PM
Rip
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Post by: Toby on September 04, 2012, 04:26:40 PM
sleep with them then ditch them and make new friends! That's what i would do
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: Pacman Syu on September 04, 2012, 05:50:50 PM
Make more friends.
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Post by: Raging Mage2 on September 04, 2012, 09:13:06 PM
rip tiny dick virg
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Post by: Kevin on September 04, 2012, 09:30:58 PM
wait ... wot
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: Jayson on September 05, 2012, 06:38:24 AM
Friends with girls
Complains

Forever virgin
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: Vio on September 05, 2012, 07:07:48 AM
Quote from: Jayson on September 05, 2012, 06:38:24 AM
Friends with girls
Complains

Forever virgin

Also avoids charges for statutory rape
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: Zeld Freelan on September 05, 2012, 07:16:02 AM
(http://blog.uloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/orange3_fn.jpeg)

Like this?
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: Vio on September 05, 2012, 07:16:38 AM
Pretty much, but with pink hair and more obvious fake eyelashes
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Post by: Owen on September 05, 2012, 07:21:29 AM
Enjoy your synchronised periods!
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: Zeld Freelan on September 05, 2012, 07:26:25 AM
You're the first guy I've ever seen that's actually okay with getting friendzones.  :woeh:
Title: Re: god dammit
Post by: PineappleTom on September 05, 2012, 08:19:14 AM
I would want friendzoned by Kez's description!