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Title: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: His Lordship on November 13, 2012, 10:29:38 PM
DG Keanu buming His Lordship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFTyHM0r9IE#)
Title: Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: Zeld Freelan on November 13, 2012, 11:17:03 PM
FUCKING WOT
Title: Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: granitecrab on November 13, 2012, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Zeld Freelan on November 13, 2012, 11:17:03 PM
FUCKING WOT
sum's up what i was going to say.
Title: Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: Mojo on November 13, 2012, 11:31:47 PM
:cinn:
Title: Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: Randy on November 13, 2012, 11:32:28 PM
y
Title: Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: His Lordship on November 14, 2012, 12:30:26 AM
I was Googling myself and found this.
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Post by: Kevin on November 14, 2012, 04:18:44 AM
... :erm:

















































... O_O
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Post by: Vio on November 14, 2012, 11:59:39 AM
Nice vid bro
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Post by: Mister Kyle on November 14, 2012, 07:34:48 PM
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconscious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddenly changed from sweat to wet pussy. That's just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn't weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didn't give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn't say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Peace out nerds.
Title: Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: Raging Mage2 on November 14, 2012, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: Mister Kyle on November 14, 2012, 07:34:48 PM
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconscious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddenly changed from sweat to wet pussy. That's just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn't weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didn't give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn't say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Peace out nerds.
Title: Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: Vio on November 14, 2012, 09:34:12 PM
Quote from: Mister Kyle on November 14, 2012, 07:34:48 PM
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconscious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddenly changed from sweat to wet pussy. That's just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn't weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didn't give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn't say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Peace out nerds.

BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Title: Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: Wayshow on November 14, 2012, 10:31:46 PM
Quote from: Kez on November 14, 2012, 09:34:12 PM
BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

Of all people to ask that question....
Title: Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
Post by: Kevin on November 14, 2012, 11:26:34 PM
removed?!?! WAT
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Post by: Pacman Syu on November 15, 2012, 01:15:27 AM
 O.o
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Post by: Keith on December 17, 2012, 10:54:24 PM
darf first you had a ferrari and then you didn't :/ makes the story hard to believe