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Title: a duck
Post by: Mojo on December 10, 2012, 01:05:45 AM
(http://my.telegraph.co.uk/expat/files/2010/08/duck.jpg)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Emachine126 on December 10, 2012, 01:06:26 AM
MEGA SEXY!
(H)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: His Lordship on December 10, 2012, 01:07:58 AM
(http://marginalnotes.typepad.com/pj/images/2008/04/02/sexy_duck.jpg)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Randy on December 10, 2012, 01:08:56 AM
you should all be banned
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Wayshow on December 10, 2012, 02:17:15 AM
The Duck Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q#ws)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Mister Kyle on December 10, 2012, 02:27:09 AM
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, Duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any... lemonade?"

(Fading)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: His Lordship on December 10, 2012, 12:47:39 PM
(http://m.photogabble.co.uk/2009/07/3437_full-604x453.jpg)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: This Babylon on December 10, 2012, 01:38:04 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlnLILQ_xxZ2VKzNi4aKyk1jV8JNqTcdHAzsXXJDh2d7CYivJC)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Pacman Syu on December 10, 2012, 03:06:53 PM
 :kanye:
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: BeeBee on December 10, 2012, 04:36:52 PM
This is hard not to fap to.
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Keith on December 10, 2012, 04:52:59 PM
u guys srs? rong duk.

duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EtNJ1Fm9w#)
Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA73fBSv-NU#ws)
quack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx4QaclSwlw#ws)

ur welcam
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Kevin on December 10, 2012, 05:25:32 PM
this thread is totally WG
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Mojo on December 10, 2012, 10:28:08 PM
I have located a better version of the duck song:
***ORIGINAL***The Retarded Duck (The Duck Song parody 16+) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRaQKSQ59Q#ws)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Zeld Freelan on December 10, 2012, 11:23:56 PM
(http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/what-else-demotivational-poster-1250174824.gif)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Pacman Syu on December 11, 2012, 01:41:06 AM
Quote from: Kevin on December 10, 2012, 05:25:32 PM
this thread is totally WG
(http://i.imgur.com/4mOxW.png)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Mojo on December 11, 2012, 04:12:20 PM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/011/419/The_template.jpg)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Kevin on December 11, 2012, 07:52:14 PM
spy
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: His Lordship on December 11, 2012, 11:15:36 PM
(http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Duck-Face-17.jpg)
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Kevin on December 12, 2012, 01:03:14 PM
somebody please post cumwizards photo
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Kevin on December 12, 2012, 01:10:46 PM
 ##
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Keith on December 12, 2012, 01:18:25 PM
does younger gene even lift
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Randy on December 12, 2012, 03:57:10 PM
Quote from: Keith on December 12, 2012, 01:18:25 PM
does younger gene even lift
do you even nothing left?
Title: Re: a duck
Post by: Mojo on December 13, 2012, 02:27:02 PM
o i see lordship deleted the cumwizards