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Title: Roses are Red...
Post by: BeeBee on February 10, 2013, 06:43:17 PM

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Roses are red
Try not to cry
Bite down on the pillow
I'm going in dry

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog.



Was just chuckling to some of these (some of which I shall not post), anyone have any favourites?
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: granitecrab on February 14, 2013, 03:08:02 AM
Roses are Red.
Violets are blue.
i came out pretty.
what the fuck happened to you?

roses are red
violets are pretty.
i have ADD.
ooooo shiny!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
my dick is ready.
how about you?

roses are dicks.
violets are dicks.
dicks.
dicks.

Roses are blue.
Violets are blue.
i have to poo.
so fuck you.

Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Pacman Syu on February 14, 2013, 05:15:10 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
get in the van.
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Ts Stormrage on February 14, 2013, 06:42:06 AM
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizofrenic.
And so am I.
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Mojo on February 14, 2013, 12:45:16 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Post count
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Mister Kyle on February 14, 2013, 01:51:46 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
Mojohaza1 likes trains
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Rammstein on February 14, 2013, 05:32:54 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
and patty smells like poo
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Randy on February 14, 2013, 06:15:23 PM
no
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: SquelchyFish on February 14, 2013, 06:50:51 PM
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have sheets,
with ducks on them too.
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Pacman Syu on February 14, 2013, 07:54:40 PM
Keith Keith Keith Keith,
Keith Keith Keith Keith,
Keith Keith Keith Keith Keith,
Keith Keith Keith Keith!
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: This Babylon on February 14, 2013, 11:03:10 PM
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
duckshits
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Asaad on February 14, 2013, 11:29:33 PM
Roses are trains.
Violets are ducks.
Nothing left.
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: This Babylon on February 15, 2013, 04:09:15 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
vodka costs less
than a dinner for two

happy valentines everyone
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Vio on February 15, 2013, 04:52:46 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Clan world is dead
This game is too
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Rammstein on February 18, 2013, 01:57:30 AM
Roses are red
painted with the blood of the dead
Violets are blue
Just like the Athletes Foot in your shoe
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Zemus on February 20, 2013, 02:17:18 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
guys i have to do a really big poo
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Buns on February 21, 2013, 03:58:07 AM
roses are red
gay buns is me
his lordship is aussie
mojohazavagina
Title: Re: Roses are Red...
Post by: Toby on February 21, 2013, 08:00:43 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
i like boobs