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> be a earthworm
> wriggle in earth, slightly damp from rain
> hear grunting and moaning
> above you, farmgurl getting rammed by farmboy
> alllegalandaboveboard.bat
> primeval scream
> suddenly gob of warm feminine ejaculate lands on you
> clear but smells of sour milk
> pheromones activate wormual sex drive in your brein
> get all hot and bothered
> start writhing around in gurl-goo
> "oooh look at me, I'm a nekkid earthworm!", you say
> "I'm a durti, sexi oligochaeta!" you shout
> aware of your nakedness
> aware of your long, segmented ickiness
> you begin to ape the sexual excatices of the farmgurl
> you dig yourself into the soft, moist earth
> silky and delightful
> you penetrate the ground
> you dissolve into orgasmic oblivion
:woeh:
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lol ok
Quote from: Randy on February 18, 2013, 10:09:47 PM
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+1