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Title: Lordy in literature
Post by: Keith on February 03, 2013, 03:37:39 am
"His Lordship reached into a paper bag, drew out a pinch of bread dust between thumb and forefinger, and tossed it at his feet. A mob of self-important ducks had already gathered, and now they fussed at each other furiously in their efforts to get at the crumbs while the old nobleman watched them, his lined face a slack and emotionless mask."
-Last Argument of Kings by Joe Abercrombie

Who would've thought that I would find "His Lordship" and "Ducks" in the same paragraph in a random book. sheetedducklings were meant to be
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Mojo on February 03, 2013, 03:47:51 am
interesting
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Mister Kyle on February 03, 2013, 04:03:46 am
I bet his duck-covered sheets are amused.
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Mojo on February 03, 2013, 04:21:01 am
I think duck--sheets is keeping him more active because he is forced to check the forums every day so he can remove evidence of it.
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Kevin on February 03, 2013, 04:36:50 am
duuuuuuuuuckksheets m8
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Al on February 03, 2013, 04:37:57 am
I think he's gonna go apeshit.

won't mess m8

topic locked
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Kevin on February 03, 2013, 04:38:50 am
inb4
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Kevin on February 03, 2013, 04:39:26 am
 :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp:
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Mojo on February 03, 2013, 04:41:11 am
pls wg
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Keith on February 03, 2013, 07:07:16 am
ya pls. but now he can't deny his relationship with ducks
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Josheh on February 03, 2013, 08:48:57 am
 :nyan:
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Owen on February 03, 2013, 11:13:27 am
It's actually a surprisingly accurate description of the fabled picture too, except it wasn't bread, and he was eating it.
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: His Lordship on February 03, 2013, 11:33:40 am
I have that book.
Now I must burn it.
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Keith on February 03, 2013, 04:25:25 pm
I have that book.
Now I must burn it.
Hahahhaha I specifically only included the title/ author on the chance that you might have it in your huge collection
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Asaad on February 03, 2013, 06:34:07 pm
Nice, I applaud you for finding that Bandit Keith
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Pacman Syu on February 03, 2013, 10:42:48 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/x3nySQt.jpg)
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Al on February 03, 2013, 10:44:09 pm
([url]http://i.imgur.com/x3nySQt.jpg[/url])


That actually looks really comfortable...is that satin?
Title: Re: Lordy in literature
Post by: Kevin on February 04, 2013, 04:52:23 am
ducktowels m8