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Title: Halp with boners
Post by: Asaad on March 17, 2013, 05:14:36 am
Sister had a girls only party tonite. We basically chilled out the 10 of us and watched the walking dead for hours. Now one of them decided to sleep next to me cuz there's no more space. It's been 30 minutes since she slept and I'm in bed with a boner that I can't shake off.
Halp WG.
WG halp.
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Mister Kyle on March 17, 2013, 05:16:22 am
Isn't it obvious?


Do nothing and hide in a corner and cry like a beta
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Keith on March 17, 2013, 01:21:04 pm
either say stop it boner or embrace it
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: BeeBee on March 17, 2013, 01:35:55 pm
COMMIT RAPE!
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Wayshow on March 17, 2013, 01:52:06 pm
Think of a sumo wrestler with a micropenis
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Mojo on March 17, 2013, 02:00:55 pm
trains
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Asaad on March 17, 2013, 03:45:12 pm
I survived!!!!
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 05:39:52 pm
Think of red balloons... it works.
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Keith on March 17, 2013, 05:59:30 pm
Quote from: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 05:39:52 pm
Think of red balloons... it works.

but what iF HE LIKES BALLOONS?!?!
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 07:36:16 pm
Quote from: Keith on March 17, 2013, 05:59:30 pm
Quote from: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 05:39:52 pm
Think of red balloons... it works.

but what iF HE LIKES BALLOONS?!?!
Hopefully he hates the color red!
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Keith on March 17, 2013, 08:15:01 pm
Quote from: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 07:36:16 pm
Quote from: Keith on March 17, 2013, 05:59:30 pm
Quote from: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 05:39:52 pm
Think of red balloons... it works.

but what iF HE LIKES BALLOONS?!?!
Hopefully he hates the color red!
BUT WHAT IF SHE LIKES BOners?!
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Asaad on March 17, 2013, 08:36:01 pm
Quote from: Keith on March 17, 2013, 08:15:01 pm
Quote from: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 07:36:16 pm
Quote from: Keith on March 17, 2013, 05:59:30 pm
Quote from: Pacman Syu on March 17, 2013, 05:39:52 pm
Think of red balloons... it works.

but what iF HE LIKES BALLOONS?!?!
Hopefully he hates the color red!
BUT WHAT IF SHE LIKES BOners?!

I bet my dad doesn't :/
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Buns on March 18, 2013, 02:25:08 am
heres what u should do: bang them in their sleep
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Pacman Syu on March 18, 2013, 03:57:49 am
Quote from: Healer MD on March 18, 2013, 02:25:08 am
heres what u should do: bang them in their sheep
YOU PERVERT!
Title: Re: Halp with boners
Post by: Josheh on March 18, 2013, 05:24:43 am
For serious next time; tense the muscles in your legs or arms, this will cause the blood flow to go to those muscles and away from your pen15... and it distracts you.