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Messages - Zeld Freelan

#26
House of Random / Re: Wonder Woman . . .
November 18, 2012, 08:09:04 AM
#27
Real Life Discussion / Re: A story
November 17, 2012, 08:49:58 AM
[/t]


Yeah the objective of the missions was primarily to convert people to Christianity, but the missionaries also provided other things like healthcare, language exchange, orphanges, teaching, cultural exchange, just to name a few.[/t]

[/t]


Well, ya know, Missions aren't really the best example to choose from.


The Vatican?
Westminster Abbey?
A fuck load of Cathedrals I can't name?


I'm not even Christian but I do acknowledge the good and the bad it has done.




#29
House of Random / LOL BRITAIN
November 15, 2012, 12:21:19 AM
#30
House of Random / Re: Press Ctrl+V
November 14, 2012, 10:57:20 PM
QuoteWhat in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now


The hell d'jall just say 'bout me, you little kid? Hell I'have ya know, man,
I'ws that there top graduate in the dangol' Seals, man, talkabout, secret raids on Al-Quaeda
'n' stuff with the dangol' BANG BANG BOOM, man. Got m'self more'n 300 killsincombat, got g'rilla
warfare trainin' and everthang, man. Got that there dangol' top sniper medal, man, I tellyuhwut,
bigdeal, I'm th' bestofemall, man. Y'all ain't nothin' more t'me than just another target, man,
I'll wipe yer ass of th' dangol' map, yo, with precision ne'erbeforeseen, mark my words, man.
Talkabout sayin' stuff o'er the innernet thinkin' yer tough and stuff, man, y'all thinkin you
can git away with anything, but I tellyahwat man, right now as I talk I'm callin' up the dangol
spy network o' the USA 'n' doin' po-lice tactical trainin' and tracin' with yer Innernet Protocal
addresses, talkabout, storm's a'brewin, man. N' that there storm's gonna kick yer ass, man,
yep yer dead now, kiddo, I could be right b'hind you n'youwouldn'evenknowit, talk'bout, ninja,
man. I got me trainin' in killin' like vietnam n' korea 'n' stuff, man, talkabout KKKHHKK 'n'
death in more'n 700 ways. N' I tellyahwat that's just with m' bare hands, man. I can git m'self
any dangol' firearm I want from the US M'rine corps, tellyahwut, talkabout BANG n' a hole in yer
chest n' yer dead, man. S'wutya get fer writin' yer little comment, man, f'only you knew what was
in store fer ya, man, y'all woulda watched yer mouth, but now th'tcha didn't, I'ma dangol' kick
yer ass, man, talkabout, yer dead, kiddo.
#31
Real Life Discussion / Re: A story
November 14, 2012, 12:48:46 AM
QuoteWhat state?

Nevada, our governor just LOVES to cut our Education funding.  -.-

QuoteLeave your school forever. Why do they even have science classes? Fuck them for judging you for understanding science.

I have no choice.
#32
Real Life Discussion / A story
November 13, 2012, 11:44:23 PM
Today was a school day, and, as such, I was in Science class in 6th period, the last period.

The Science teacher was talking about the form of the Earth and how it didn't have water at first ( obviously )

A kid raised his hand and he promptly answered it, and you know what he said?

"Yo, uh...what did the people drink?" He said. Me and the Teacher post said at the same time "People!?" But everyone else in the class was as equally confused.

The kid who asked the question turned towards me and yelled "JESUS!"

A kid violently poked me in the shoulder and whispered "Adam and Eve dumbass?" All the others who were around nodded in agreement.

After class when I was on my way to my locker, a gang of the same kids went up to me and blocked my path, they called me things like Stupid dumbass, fucking non Christian and other such things, it wasn't until ( After a few other teachers overlooked the situation, because they were obviously Christian what with the crosses hanging around their neck ) A science teacher came and stopped them.

So now everybody hates me because I'm not Christian  :/
#33
Media and Comedy / Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
November 13, 2012, 11:17:03 PM
FUCKING WOT
#34
Real Life Discussion / Re: America vs Murrica
November 13, 2012, 04:37:18 AM
Feels good to be part of America.

Feels good to be the only state with legal prostitution

Feels good to be the only west coast state to legalize gambling

Feels bad to be poorly educated

( Nevada )
#36
RuneScape Discussion / Re: It's here.
November 08, 2012, 02:05:44 AM
Finally...it's here.

I actually enjoy the Eoc. It's noise.
#37
Real Life Discussion / Re: Obama Wins
November 07, 2012, 05:16:38 AM
#38
House of Random / Re: I shit you not, Star wars VII
November 01, 2012, 08:15:08 PM
Disney? Making a Star Wars movie? NO NO NO NO! Instead of Lazers they will make little flower bombs! PLEASE DISNEH DON DO DIS. :fp: :fp: WE NEED THE NSFW MATERIAL




#39
Achievements / Re: 99 woodcutting
October 31, 2012, 04:37:50 AM
>99 woodcutting

DG New soldier ( me ) having it before you.

>2012
#40
RuneScape Discussion / Re: I thought it was funny..
October 29, 2012, 02:50:54 AM
:D
#41
Join the Clan / Re: healer's introduction.
October 29, 2012, 02:49:59 AM
Heya!
#42
Creative Corner / Re: Progress on the Book
October 20, 2012, 09:01:04 PM
So far, you're doing great, don't stop writing however, I'd buy the book.  :D
#43
House of Random / Re: yolo
October 13, 2012, 01:43:24 AM
#44
House of Random / Spiders...spiders everywhere
October 11, 2012, 02:41:41 PM








#47
Real Life Discussion / Re: Who won the debate?
October 06, 2012, 05:04:20 AM
Romney was a godly debater, though, pardon my French, you can sprinkle sugar on crap, but it's still crap. Obama is a weaker debater, though a better politician as a whole, though the person I believe the better out of the two would be...



But Obama is sure as hell better than Romney.

#48
Real Life Discussion / Re: Who won the debate?
October 04, 2012, 05:27:35 AM
Obama didn't big bird at least  :<
#49
Real Life Discussion / IT'S COMING
October 03, 2012, 11:43:41 PM


http://www.youtube.com/politics?feature=etp-tv-ype-fc75af2127

Link to the livestream debate.

Eurobros and watch to.  :woeh:



#50
Creative Corner / Re: Poetry
October 03, 2012, 11:30:15 PM
QuoteNote: I accidentally deleted Zeld's post. His original post: "Love it  :D"

WHY