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I know I'm literally the last person that anyone would want to post on these boards, but I have a question.
Has RS (OSRS and RS3 respectively) been Dos'd recently?
I've been wondering since I've been trying to see if "Lizard Squad"(On Twitter) is right about various games being shut down by them/him/her.
So far, I've heard that EVE Online, WoW, GW2, LoL and several porn sites got taken down.
So, yea. Can anyone clarify about RS?

So, I went out and strained the capabilities of my shitty laptop and put my PBE client on "Very High" and got some nice screenshots of the new Summoner's Rift.
The fountain
Red Buff
Baron
Blue Buff and Wight
Dragon

Tell me what you think.

Anyone gonna try it?
If so, what do you hope comes from it?
If not, why?

Personally, I'm gonna try it to see if I feel about the game as I did back then and to see if it'll revitalize the clan scene in the live game somewhat.

Who'll win the Paris 2014 All-Star League of Legends competition tomorrow?

So, I need a bit of help.

I've been in a recent slump of ideas in what games to play for videos (Sans GTA V. Sold that)
And I have no idea what game I should play.

NOTE: I have a limited games list, since I'm broke as Hell.
But, there are still some pretty vid worthy games in there.


Let me know what I should play. 'Cuz I'm honestly out of ideas.

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In season 4 TSM hired a new mid laner after Reginald retired.

Brought in Bjergsen from the EUW team NiP.
How do you think TSM will do this season in terms of standings?

So, since I retired from RuneScape and RuneScape related Videos, I decided to invest in a capture card and do things like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2g7YrDnGgA
Tell me what you think and where I should improve, I'd appreciate it.

So, the new LoL patch hit.
What do you think of it?
Personally, I like that support champs get more gold/gold boosting items for all the shit and work they deal with/do and the trinket system.

What in the Hell are they?
And why are they so popular?

May I be unbanned from the IRC channel so that I may rejoin the community and play role as a better person since there's really not much to post about on the forums?
(Not sure if unbanned or not since that unfortunate and thoughtless mishap 2 days ago.)

I realize since the last time I've been on this forum, I was.... a little agitated and thoughtlessly offensive.
And for that, I apologize.

I was incredibly angry about the ban I received and lashed out at who I perceived to be attacking me.
As some of you know, I've struggled with that sort of issue in the past.
Now, I won't deny that I still have these issues en masse. But, the extra time away from the forums have given me time to cool off and compose myself.

I want to wholeheartedly apologize to Rachel and Owen for the words I've said to them on my last forum visit.
It was wrong and I hope to be able to speak to you guys again.

Thank you.

Keep on rocking, WG. (I know this means little. But, I still want to say it regardless.)

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
1. Vancouver : 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 5% instead of the approximately 200% it is for the rest of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
5. Daylight savings time? Who the hell needs that!

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Racism is socially acceptable.
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada .
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo A*#!%!"

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick .
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island , you still got the big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.

Pass this along to Canadians who need a laugh and foreigners who can learn something about Canada and then enjoy a good chuckle.

Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup... <Indicating, Hell will never freeze over, we're fine.

1. What is your current Runescape username, and what are your past usernames if any?
Current - Koffin Cat
Past - Kung Man149, Red_Star149, WGArmsmastr...etc

2. Tell us about your RuneScape account and history (e.g. when you started, what your RSN means, favourite activities etc.):
Started in RS Classic when I had my "Dragonmine" account as a kid, my RSN is based off of a punk band called Coffin Kats, My favorite activity is practicing with my band.

3. Tell us about yourself (Name (if you are comfortable), gender, age, country, hobbies, music, talents, likes and dislikes):
Fuck.... Alright, here goes...
My name is Alain, I'm a 21 year old male from Ontario, Canada.
I'm the current Vocalist and Lead Guitarist in a metal band started with some close friends of mine.
I dislike stupid people, and like my women like I like my booze.
12 years old and full of coke.

4. How did you hear about us and what makes you want to join WG or DG? Also, which of these two clans are you applying for?
I've been WG for fucking 4 years...and both, I miss DG the most, though. <3
I think I have to make up some shit here...hold on....I randomly thought of WG after leaving RD due to problems with my former council member.


Your PvP Experience

5. What Multi-combat PvP Experience do you have? Be sure to mention any recent or past F2P or P2P PvP Clans you have been in.
Lots of clans I've been in, lead one already..
Rivalry Damage - Founder/leader
Wilderness Guardians - Higher Guardian
Descendant Guardians - Council
Wilderness Guardians - Elite Guardian
The Gladiatorz - Gladiator rank

6. Our warring times are usually between 3PM EST/8PM GMT and 5PM EST/10PM GMT on weekends, but sometimes weekdays, can you regularly be active at these times?
Yes.

7. Can you stock up on the required gear found as a sticky in the 'Join the Clan' Forums?  Your gear will be checked via trade screen when you are being invited to the CC in game.
Have most of the sets required..

8. Do you understand that all PvP Events are Mandatory if you are online, and that you face removal from the clan should you blatantly skip these events?
No shit.


Your Activity and Availability

9. Do you agree to check WG Forums daily and be on IRC at all times while you are in game, and to be on Teamspeak for all Wars and Raids? (Please note, these are third party programs, but clans have been using them for years and are crucial to our success, as such they ARE a requirement.  Further details can be provided on request.)
Look at my fucking post count, does it look like I'm not on WG's forums often? lol
And I'm also always on TS.
10. Is there anything in the near future that may impact your activity or ability to attend events?
Not that I foresee.

So, I've been meaning to ask this for a few days now...
What's with the oldschool forum throwback and why do we have a "Like this post" option that's extremely similar to those on social networking sites?

I think it's cool and all, but why..

So, I recently downloaded the newest character DLC for Borderlands 2 (The Mechromancer class - Gaige) and was wondering if anyone's tried using Anarchy Stacks (Kind of like Gun/D34thTr4p buffer effects) and what they think of them.

Personally, I have no qualms with Anarchy Stacks, just set a limit on how many you get at a time...The gun sway is just insane if you go beyond 100 stacks...trust me, I know that all too well...

That is all.

Okay, so, I was going through my Email's spam folder and I saw a fake Jagex Email.
I clicked it and saw this.

Dear Player,

This is an automated email from Jagex Ltd., RuneScape, FunOrb, War of Legends and Stellar Dawn.

We regret to inform you that your account has recieved free membership.


To recieve your free membership please click here:

(Link Removed for safety.)

Please note: Due to a recent bug in our system some accounts may have not received
their membership. The majority of void offences have been removed but we cannot ensure that all
have been removed. We encourage you to visit this link section to recieve your free membership
received due to system errors.

Many thanks,
Jagex Ltd.

HI OWEN!

Takeo Ischi - New Bibi Hendl (Chicken Yodeling) 2011

^Yea, chicken yodeling.

I've been considering giving a sort of explanation to why I'm starting to train, tank, recruit since some WG/DG members and ex members are wondering.

Well, I guess I'll start with my slow albeit severe loss of interest in RuneScape during my time in WG.
I mean, I can't really blame WG for that at all, but I can blame the lack of creative content and literally nothing of interest coming out of Jagex for the longest time for making me and many others lose nearly all interest in RuneScape...Which is why I was rarely online and only attended Raids and Wars because they were the only thing worth playing...Which falls into my next point - Tanking and Training.

The difference between now and then is as I mentioned, lack of creative content behind JaGex and the fact that my A.D.H.D kicked in when I got bored while online.
I guess you can say there was a slight lack of PVP events in WG also(Which you guys are picking up the slack on! (Which makes me happy) and it put a sense of Relaxation in me and made me mildly unmotivated to improve myself despite wanting to and trying.
Also there was a sense of elitism in some of the members that really stressed me out quite a bit...

And the Recruitment...Well, I guess there's no explanation for that but if I could name something...It'd have to be that I'm now trying to be the ideal clan member at this point in time.

All in all, I have to thank WG again for a good 4 years, you'll always be my home.

~Koffin Cat

Okay, post the name of the last song you listened to and put "In my ass" at the end of it.

Deadmau5 - Sofi needs a ladder in my ass

So, I went and did some acting for a few friends of mine and I thought I'd share the video with you guys.
Bare in mine, I have no prior acting experience...so...

Episode 13 - Park Bench: Self-Discovery

Just post a pic of your Desktop background and compare. :)