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House of Random / Re: i have a dream
« on: November 21, 2012, 01:34:33 pm »u woti have a dreamcast m8
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RuneScape Discussion / Re: It's here.
« on: November 20, 2012, 08:45:50 pm »
Word of advice - If you go ranged pking, use a Royal Crossbow. I hit like 1800 one iteming with it.
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House of Random / Re: Wonder Woman . . .
« on: November 20, 2012, 01:50:26 pm »( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ur all...except Rachy
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Real Life Discussion / Re: A Dream....
« on: November 19, 2012, 01:34:34 pm »Doesn't mean shit cause its a dream.Sometimes Keanu has random bursts of brilliance that force me to agree with him.
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House of Random / Re: Hows everyone doing ? :D
« on: November 19, 2012, 04:25:11 am »
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House of Random / Re: Wonder Woman . . .
« on: November 18, 2012, 05:13:18 pm »ur all
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House of Random / Re: Wonder Woman . . .
« on: November 18, 2012, 05:38:50 am »ur all dumb...except Rachy
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Media and Comedy / Re: Keanu Bums Lordship
« on: November 14, 2012, 07:34:48 pm »
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconscious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddenly changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.
Peace out nerds.
Peace out nerds.
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House of Random / Re: was searching up his lordship then...
« on: November 14, 2012, 05:56:51 am »WG, are you tired of being unable to handle His Lordship?
Have his Teamspeak rants sent you over the edge?
Have his Teamspeak rants sent you over the edge?
Well worry no more, Wilderness Guardians1! I have the answer to all your troubles right here!
It's the handbook to handling His Lordship! With over 300 pages of information, this book is a must-have for any Wilderness Guardian1.
Hell, if you don't believe me, read these awe-inspiring reviews!
“A joyride of a novel…a sensual romantic caper sure to win applause.”—Publishers Weekly
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“the book provides an entertaining read…an often amusing and just as often dangerous battle of the sexes that will delight fans.”—Harriet Klausner
What are you waiting for? Buy yours today!
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1Descendant Guardians do not apply because Keanu is not a real clan leader.
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RuneScape Discussion / Re: It's here.
« on: November 07, 2012, 08:06:33 pm »
Finally. I actually enjoy the EoC.
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Gaming / Re: Halo 4
« on: November 06, 2012, 01:58:46 pm »
Had an alarm set to wake up 30 minutes pre-launch so I could go get it
slept through the alarm
slept through the alarm
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Real Life Discussion / Re: Zoo Attack in Pittsburgh
« on: November 05, 2012, 07:41:52 pm »
I hope the mother knows it's her fault and never forgets it. No remorse for stupidity.