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Real Life Discussion / Re: How old were you when you first joined WG?
« on: March 07, 2013, 09:48:22 pm »
8th Feb 2011 - Was 16, now I'm 18 :)

Joined with a 19cm penis, now it has shrinked by 15.

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RuneScape Discussion / Re: Runescape 2007 Resource Pool
« on: March 02, 2013, 10:09:32 am »
I'm just awesome. See me for tips/small gear donations.

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Join the Clan / Re: Couldn't think of anything funny for the title.
« on: February 21, 2013, 04:04:23 pm »
You should know before you go through with your application that I am taking a very hard stance on trolling, and am being strict on the preservation of a positive community.

I am in no way trying to troll or cause any negative attitude within WG. I simply enjoy trying to give people a good laugh or smile, but I do however understand completely what you mean.

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About you and your account
I'm applying to the Silent Guardians clan

1. What is your current Runescape username, and what are your past usernames if any?
Qvitto, Taibz, NH_Taibz.

2. Tell us about your RuneScape account and history (e.g. when you started, what your RSN means, favourite activities etc.):
Started in 2007(?) and played on and off for a few years. Was in WG for a bit over a year and later on quit due to being hacked by a friend of mine, also known as Darth Vaders kid. After some time I came up with the idea to borrow my friend's account, which after another few months got hacked by my friend's friend. Now again I have started playing on that account about 5 minutes ago. My current RS name has a long, fucked up, meaning behind it... Here it goes:
A long time ago, my friend (Whoms account this is) and I found a guy named Lapp. Lapp is a swedish word which means a small paper, like a note. We found that name very simple and nice, so we tried to come up with something similar. After several years of reasearch (Not really) we came up with the name Kvitto, which means Receipt in swedish. After Kvitto didn't work, my friend decided that he'd try Qvitto and Tada! It worked!
My favourite activity is umm... I don't know.. As I mentioned above I just came back to RS a few minutes ago. I will try to get into PvM tho.

3. Tell us about yourself (Name (if you are comfortable), gender, age, country, hobbies, music, talents, likes and dislikes):
My name is Niklas. I'm 18 years old. I am a surviver from the north, trying to live through the rough storms of Sweden while being attacked by polarbears. My gender is still unknown. The scientists are trying to cut off one of my penises to make me look more like a normal 12 year old boy. My hobbies are fun games and other games, such as RuneScape. A new found hobby of mine is to stream League of Legends (*cough* www.twitch.tv/destryael *cough*). I listen to pretty much everything, from rock to disco. Talents? I can shoot cum up in the air and catch it in my mouth.
I like to play games and spend time with my friends. I dislike my adopted sister Tayzon_Day.

4. How did you hear about us and what makes you want to join SG?
I tried to find porn on the internet and I found Will. Looked him up on facebook to get a date with him, but all I could find was his interest in this game called RuneScape. Simple as, my journey still stands to find the man I, during Christmas Eve, furiously masturbated to while listening to mozart.

Your PvM, Dungeoneering and Minigame Experience

5. What are your current Combat, Total and Dungeoneering levels?
200 Total | 82 combat | 2246 Imaginary friends

6. What PvM and Minigame experience do you have? Were you involved in any Clans that did this in the past?
Clans that had events that people actually showed up to in the past? Nope.
On a serious note, I do have a lot of PvM experience (except from nex) from old RS, but I have not done any PvM in the EoC.

7. Our event times vary depending on the situation. Can you do your best to make events?
Yes.

Your Activity and Availability

8. Do you agree to check Forums daily and be on IRC at all times while you are in game, and to be on Teamspeak for all Events (Please note, these are third party programs, but clans have been using them for years and are crucial to our success, as such they ARE a requirement.  Further details can be provided on request.)
Yes.

9. Is there anything in the near future that may impact your activity or ability to attend events?
- Stabbed by my uncle Steven for masturbating in his livingroom.
- Death by parents if I fail school.
- Getting into a fight with a polarbear, ending up in jail for killing it with my fists.

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Blogs / Re: Road To a Purpee Partyhat
« on: August 13, 2012, 05:44:39 pm »
Good Luck, mate!

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Join the Clan / Re: Ts Stormrage
« on: August 10, 2012, 08:41:12 pm »
This guy is a genious. Nuff said :)

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House of Random / Re: Press Ctrl+V
« on: August 09, 2012, 01:29:24 pm »
(14:26:40) <Tayzon_Day> alliance have sexier females

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Real Life Discussion / Re: Just bought this awesome new keyboard...
« on: July 17, 2012, 01:46:28 pm »
Quote
I am very impressed. It has a great rubbery feeling that tends to be a trend in my purchases recently.

That's what your mom said when I sold her a dildo last week.

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Real Life Discussion / Re: Since nobody in on rs or teamspeak
« on: July 05, 2012, 08:17:41 pm »
I LOVE YOU REISS @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

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Real Life Discussion / Re: Since nobody in on rs or teamspeak
« on: July 05, 2012, 07:03:27 pm »
Unban me too while you're at it

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House of Random / Re: Music game!
« on: June 24, 2012, 02:45:48 pm »
Imogen Heap - Hide and seek in my ass

Few songs from my playlist:
Papa Roach - Scars in my ass
The Wanted - Glad you came in my ass
The Used - The taste of ink in my ass
Atreyu - Blow in my ass
12 Stones - Arms of a stranger in my ass

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Blogs / Re: my g&a topic
« on: June 22, 2012, 10:16:58 am »
Tomorrow this post will be 1 year old!

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Gaming / Re: Diablo 3
« on: June 08, 2012, 09:53:13 am »
Made a barbarian yesterday and I'm now lvl 35 :) Got some rad looking gear on it :P



Completed full normal at level 28 and I only died once

Got another legendary, this time a recipe for a bow :)

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Gaming / Re: Diablo 3
« on: June 03, 2012, 04:09:15 pm »
I've had 3 legendaries so far and I'm lvl 54. All of them has been low leveled ones tho.

1 BS plan too make a 2h barb weapon, lvl 23
1 Witch doctor head, lvl 26
and 1 that I threw away cuz it was horrible xD

Just completed act 1 on Hell :) The Butcher was hard as fuck cuz Tayzon sucked donkeynuts at dodging his attacks for like an hour.
I play wizard and he plays dh.

My gear build is pretty fucked up for a wizard imo. Got 29k health and like 1,9k damage at lvl 54 cuz we have no tank, so we both have to build lots of vitality.

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Real Life Discussion / Re: What is your job?
« on: June 03, 2012, 12:37:20 pm »
I'm a student.

I got a fast hand, if you know what I mean...

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Real Life Discussion / Re: Calculus help
« on: May 21, 2012, 01:46:48 pm »
I love how clean your paper is, my papers are always full of drawings and shit lol  :nyan:

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LOL wtf Rammstein is black???








IDK if you're serious with this, but if you are, I'm sorry I laughed. I love you no matter what you do, except for not doing your very simple job at KBD PK trips.  :woeh:

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Real Life Discussion / Re: Calculus help
« on: May 20, 2012, 02:57:23 pm »

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Gaming / Re: Diablo 3
« on: May 20, 2012, 09:30:27 am »
I don't get the multiplayer/singleplayer shit on Diablo... So you can just jump between the 2 of them whenever you like?
Might start playing it soon, but I wanna play it with someone, not just alone and Tayzon doesn't seem very interested in it cuz he's a RS fag

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Guest Lounge / Re: Coming Back
« on: May 14, 2012, 09:51:07 pm »
... and after 99 I'm committing myself to clanning and pvp'ing with WG.

Should I be the first person to tell him that this is a community clan?

Welcome back buddy!   :woeh:

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Media and Comedy / Re: Zombies are Public Health Matter
« on: May 14, 2012, 11:57:49 am »
I'd give them Tayzon to begin with, while I run away.

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Achievements / Re: A rigorous achievement
« on: May 13, 2012, 09:40:51 pm »
Love the fact that you added some crabs on the dick  :D

Gratz mate

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Media and Comedy / Re: Attention Cat Haters
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:55:27 pm »
That's a really nice pussy...

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Join the Clan / Re: A New Beginning - BvG's Introduction
« on: May 04, 2012, 01:35:47 pm »
After reading about your PvP Experience, I realise you have a little Brent in you (In-clan Joke).

Welcome :D

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Media and Comedy / Re: Scarey shit bro
« on: May 02, 2012, 09:10:34 pm »
Have I ever told you I love you, Joey?
I'm always looking for good horror/thriller movies to watch :D If you see anymore, feel free to post them aswell :P

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