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Two nights ago I did some serious drinking. The result was not good at all.
As bad as it sounds... Could anyone help me get better at drinking?

Tips/tricks much appreciated!

Post one (and only one) piece of music that you are in total love with.
The only condition is that it has to be largely unknown to most people, and part of a niche.
Some explanation as to why you like it would be appreciated... and no trolls please.
As the resident musical snob, I'll go first.

Feldman: "Rothko Chapel"

Why I like it:
It takes a while to get going, but once it does you enter this incredible state of trance.
You really have to be listening to all the tiny nuances about it though.
To me it's just so sci-fi.

Drawn by Lumby.
He has done likelwise for a sketch I did of him while drunk on tinychat.
I look like a power socket.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/BIC-For-Her-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1377014057&sr=8-2&keywords=bic+for+her

Mind = Blown.
Faith in humanity restored.

Not the old debate again, don't worry.
Found this favourited by RS Youtube Channel, thought it was great.

Elite RuneScape Rap Battles - Episode 2 - Evolution of Combat vs. 07Scape

Topics about our recruitment video have begun to spring up on other forums.
So much insecurity from other clans <3

http://ph-rs.com/index.php?/topic/10406-wgs-recruitment-video-2013/ (Pure Hatred)
http://rs-cd.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=10907 (Critical Damage)
http://rs-df.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=91406 (Divine Forces)
And Mayhem Makers and Genesis also have topics. MM site is currently down and Gen's in is a private forum I think.

Some of the comments are hilarious.
This is a compliment guys. If it's getting re-posted, they feel threatened.
Don't flame them, just enjoy the funny replies.

Who the fuck do you think you are to delete my posts?

This is the worst crime I've seen in the history of WG, what fucking possessed you to delete my topic in IA.
When you browse the forums His Lordship is your god.  I didn't lead this clan for 10 years to have shitkickers like you deleting my posts.  I don't give a pinch of shit what they told you, when you read my forums I am your God.

If I find out who did this you will have NOTHING LEFT.  O.o ## ## ##

analcrafter here.##

doing damage control on this shit post

nature runes are at an all time low

come to nature altar w39 for good times

drunk gene vio coming later

The Runescape Workout

https://www.facebook.com/marshall.composer
That latest post about my music appearing on Spotify and stuff.
It will reach more people if you guys reply to it and/or like it.
Please do avoid mentioning WG too much :P

And um, if you listen to it on Spotify and share that you're listening to it, I would greatly appreciate that.
I'm so sorry for being a nuisance and begging you guys to support my career, but think about how important it is for me.
I'm only just starting to market myself and the first few weeks are critical.
Please help establish me as a legit musician.

Weirdest Video You Will EVER See

I've watched this about 15 times now.
At first it was incredibly funny (I won't spoil it but watch from the start until the epic 1:02 moment).
But now as I watch it more and more it is becoming grotesque.

I am a composer of contemporary music, and on behalf of all sane, socially-responsible artists, I apologise to humanity for the entire modernist movement.

It's another post about me, but this time I actually deserve it  :$
Please show your support for a struggling composer?

Like my Facebook page?
https://www.facebook.com/marshall.composer

Or perhaps leave some feedback on Youtube?
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNWfluJfQIhVpKlEU5lpiig

Or even better, visit my new website, designed 100% by Vio?
http://www.eugenemarshall.com.au/

Thanks guys.
Every little bit of reputation I get will help my popularity and my career.

Yeah, sharing some more of my stuff.
My music has changed A LOT in nine years.



Wrote this when I was 16.
WG was less then one year old.

The Weeping Soul



Wrote this when I was 25.
WG was almost ten years old.

Age of Fire - E. Marshall 2013
(excerpts only)



Yeah, a lot of people say my music has become too unpleasant as I get older.
It's certainly getting more complex and extremely mature, so I'll forgive you for saying I'm getting worse :P
But what a difference a decade makes. You can't even tell any similarities between the two styles.
They could have easily been written by two different people.

Alright guys thanks for checking out my self-indulgent topic.
As you know I'm working up a portfolio of short clips to send off to film-makers so that I can land a job as a film composer.
This is my latest one.

IT IS NOT MASTERED!
I've biased the music for now so that you can hear it in its fullness, but when I put it in my portfolio, I'll adjust the levels.

Some compliments would sure be nice, but constructive criticism would be even nicer!
For those who care, this clip took me about 6 hours to compose.

George's Story - Rescored

This clip was very difficult to score!
The moods change all the time.
It's about a funeral director who writes poetry about things he WISHES he could say in his profession but can't.
This particular documentary inspired the TV series Six Feet Under.

Patty, this means we can finally make our love whole!
Maurice Williamson: 'Rainbow across my electorate'

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/2735/twitchd.jpg
Was posted in WG Level One, but I am so proud of it I want it in a public forum  :P
Took about three hours. Was made for our Twitch channel.
Unfortunately unsuitable as a desktop background because it's too pixellated up close.

House of Random is getting abused.
You can be funny and spam a little but please control it.
It's getting very annoying and requires restraint.
Anyone who over-uses the HoR will lose posting rights on this forum.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0nuz5uXIak

Chris Drops a Potato Into Gene's Mixing Bowl

Where can I upload a 38mb mp3 that is NOT youtube?
I am at college and without a thumb drive.
Need to take the mp3 home.

Rapidshare out of the question.
Too large for email attachment or for WG forum upload.

So yes, I make epic food from hundreds of years ago.
Here are a few of my creations over the last few weeks.












Pigeon Pie (above and below)

Post your short funny movies.
45 seconds or less

Best Weight Lifting Accident - Guy Breaks Fish Tank

Psycho Dog Man, Craziest Barking Dog Impression EVER! Australian, 'Rabid' Ray Grayham

Cop Smacks Abusive Teacher In The Face

Go.

Name three things about you that the clan probably doesn't know about.
Feel free to comment on other people.
Credit to Randy for the original topic years ago.

1. I'm pretty resistant to cold, even here in the UK. While other people layer up, I tend not to. This doesn't mean I don't get cold. I do, it just doesn't seem to hurt very much.

2. I love scaring my younger brother with spooky stories, and have done so since we were kids. Thanks to me, he is scared of spiders. Of course i regret it, but the pranks I play on him these days are rather harmless. Flashing pictures of spiders in his face, and telling him to walk up to mummies and chant from the Egyptian Book of the Dead that I bought.

3. I love eating strange food. So far, it's been Camel, Tarantula, Kangaroo, Locust, Pigs Blood Soup, Pigeon, Chicken Feet, Duck Tongue, and Frog. I have an unyielding urge to go to Peru and eat Guinea Pig, and also Reindeer in Scandinavia.