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Media and Comedy / Lick me in the ass
« on: May 22, 2014, 03:46:44 am »
This piece, written by Mozart in 1782, is called Leck mich im Arsch, which translates to "Lick me in the ass". Miley Cyrus twerking or Nicki Minaj calling you a stupid hoe is nothing new. This stuff has been happening since... forever. Ironically this piece is really pretty.
I'll be posting more musical trivia like this on my professional Facebook page.
If you like learning quirky stuff about music of all kinds, give me a 'like'.
http://www.facebook.com/marshall.composer
| Leck mich im Arsch | |
I'll be posting more musical trivia like this on my professional Facebook page.
If you like learning quirky stuff about music of all kinds, give me a 'like'.
http://www.facebook.com/marshall.composer
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Join the Clan / Re: [color=yellow][Pending][/color] [RS3] Legacies3D
« on: May 09, 2014, 11:18:35 pm »
Sorry, missed your IRC message, was AFK.
I'm going to bed now but if you come on again there are leaders around who can help you out.
I'm going to bed now but if you come on again there are leaders around who can help you out.
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Media and Comedy / Re: Videos That Make You Cry
« on: May 09, 2014, 01:40:21 am »The last time I cried I was 9 and I accidentally stuck a carving knife halfway through my handCrying is a pretty good thing sometimes.
It's connected to some amazing emotions which you stopped feeling after you were 9.
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Real Life Discussion / Re: Hey guys i got a real life challenge for everyone!
« on: May 09, 2014, 12:07:30 am »
My poor eyes... what have I unleashed upon the world?
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Media and Comedy / Re: Videos That Make You Cry
« on: May 08, 2014, 09:15:33 pm »
It was only a matter of time until someone posted that or the Wilderness Biography.
*sigh*
*sigh*
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RuneScape Discussion / Re: The Wilderness - an article I wrote about it for the Tip.it Times
« on: May 05, 2014, 09:13:51 am »
Very controversial at times but well thought out.
I will provide more detail once I've read it properly - I only skimmed this time.
I will provide more detail once I've read it properly - I only skimmed this time.
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Real Life Discussion / Re: Hey guys i got a real life challenge for everyone!
« on: May 02, 2014, 06:10:09 pm »oooook then
| 24 Hour Cold Water Challenge - Mod MMG and the Old School RuneScape team! | |
Not so smug now are we?
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Real Life Discussion / Re: Hey guys i got a real life challenge for everyone!
« on: April 30, 2014, 01:50:29 pm »239
Real Life Discussion / Re: Hey guys i got a real life challenge for everyone!
« on: April 30, 2014, 10:53:31 am »
Fuck...
Fine, lol. I'll do it
Fine, lol. I'll do it
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House of Random / Re: The best day in my life
« on: April 29, 2014, 02:21:12 pm »
It is, but still funny.
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Guides / Re: Rules of the Throne Room
« on: April 27, 2014, 09:50:07 am »Are hoods okay?
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Seasinger's_hood
Totally fine

I see a pet !
I think that's from my menagerie, which I stupidly placed right in front of the throne room.
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Guides / Re: Rules of the Throne Room
« on: April 26, 2014, 09:44:51 pm »
This is one of the few pictures in existence depicting a throne room event.
This is how a meeting should look.
This is how a meeting should look.
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Guides / Rules of the Throne Room
« on: April 26, 2014, 09:16:29 pm »
The Story of His Lordship's Throne Room
There are very strict rules that apply when entering His Lordship's Throne room. I understand that it's just pixels, but in making such a big deal out of it I can transform it into something bordering the sacred.
What's the point of transforming the throne room in such a way? Well, if something did happen inside that room, like a very important meeting, or a ceremony... well all of a sudden it's a big deal. One goes in there, and you can feel the sense of importance. And it is true, some very powerful moments in this clan's history have occurred inside that room.
That's why you know, when I host an event in there, something big is happening. These rules preserve that degree of importance.
Rules of the Throne Room
There are two categories of rules. Major rules, and minor rules. Punishments are put in place for the breaking of these rules - If no punishment existed, nothing would stop the rules from being violated. As harsh as many of you may think this is, you don't have to go out of your way to follow these rules, so unless you were looking for trouble, you shall not find yourself needing punishment.
MINOR Rules
The Safest Option
Show up naked, ask to be let in, sit down and don't say anything. If you want to talk, stand to request it. No screenshots or videos. Stay away from the throne.
Punishment for Violation
For minor rules, punishment will be several warnings, followed by removal from His Lordship's friend list, rendering the violator unable to return to the clan house, and a forum warning and short suspension from the clan (a few days).
For major rules, punishment begins immediately with removal from the friend list and a forum warning, and there are no verbal warnings. A longer suspension will apply.
New members are exempt the first time it happens, as they are not yet expected to know the rules. The new member will then be alerted to the rules. A second violation carries the same penalty as all other ranks.
You may question at this time, why the punishment is so harsh for what may seem trivial. To break these rules, a person has to deliberately go out of their way to challenge His Lordship's authority. The throne room is a separate room to the rest of the house, and so there can be no accidental entries. Anyone breaking the rules, especially the major rules, does so deliberately, and with the intention of challenging His Lordship's authority. It is also a sign of disrespect toward the entire clan who uphold the reverence of the event.
As these rules are unique to WG, there may be questions. This topic remains open so that those questions may be asked.
There are very strict rules that apply when entering His Lordship's Throne room. I understand that it's just pixels, but in making such a big deal out of it I can transform it into something bordering the sacred.
What's the point of transforming the throne room in such a way? Well, if something did happen inside that room, like a very important meeting, or a ceremony... well all of a sudden it's a big deal. One goes in there, and you can feel the sense of importance. And it is true, some very powerful moments in this clan's history have occurred inside that room.
That's why you know, when I host an event in there, something big is happening. These rules preserve that degree of importance.
Rules of the Throne Room
There are two categories of rules. Major rules, and minor rules. Punishments are put in place for the breaking of these rules - If no punishment existed, nothing would stop the rules from being violated. As harsh as many of you may think this is, you don't have to go out of your way to follow these rules, so unless you were looking for trouble, you shall not find yourself needing punishment.
MINOR Rules
- Do not wear head gear that hides the face. If the face is exposed, as with party hats, this is permissible.
- Do not wield threatening weapons (eg. blades, whips, hammers). Staffs and other non-threatening hand-held items are permitted.
- Be seated when seats are available. If all seats are taken, rest on the floor beside the door. Do not sit in the middle of the room.
- Do not speak while seated. Stand to request to speak. One person will be appointed speaker by His Lordship, and takes the middle of the floor.
- Do not wear items of Zamorak in the throne room.
- Do not play with the throne room doors.
- Do not consume food or drink inside the throne room
- Do not dress comically (eg. chicken outfit)
- Do not steal seats that other members have risen from in order to speak.
- Pets and familiars are not permitted in the throne room.
- Never enter His Lordship's throne room without his permission
- Do not sit on either throne. His Lordship's is the west throne. The one to his right is reserved for the second in charge of the clan.
- Do not take screenshots or videos of the throne room.
- Do not activate the lever for any reason, unless told to by a leader.
- Do not encourage others to break the throne room rules.
The Safest Option
Show up naked, ask to be let in, sit down and don't say anything. If you want to talk, stand to request it. No screenshots or videos. Stay away from the throne.
Punishment for Violation
For minor rules, punishment will be several warnings, followed by removal from His Lordship's friend list, rendering the violator unable to return to the clan house, and a forum warning and short suspension from the clan (a few days).
For major rules, punishment begins immediately with removal from the friend list and a forum warning, and there are no verbal warnings. A longer suspension will apply.
New members are exempt the first time it happens, as they are not yet expected to know the rules. The new member will then be alerted to the rules. A second violation carries the same penalty as all other ranks.
You may question at this time, why the punishment is so harsh for what may seem trivial. To break these rules, a person has to deliberately go out of their way to challenge His Lordship's authority. The throne room is a separate room to the rest of the house, and so there can be no accidental entries. Anyone breaking the rules, especially the major rules, does so deliberately, and with the intention of challenging His Lordship's authority. It is also a sign of disrespect toward the entire clan who uphold the reverence of the event.
As these rules are unique to WG, there may be questions. This topic remains open so that those questions may be asked.
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Clan World Discussion / Re: New PvP Fansite
« on: April 20, 2014, 04:47:22 pm »
What Vio said.
If you want to compete, offer the one thin Zybez doesn't have and can't get... a good community.
If you want to compete, offer the one thin Zybez doesn't have and can't get... a good community.
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Media and Comedy / Re: Not Into Classical Music?
« on: April 19, 2014, 09:29:10 am »That has got to be some of the ugliest Koreans I've seen (sorry God, I know You made them also).I liked three of them, and I'm not really into Asians.
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Join the Clan / Re: [color=yellow][Pending][/color] 50_49_K0, 100
« on: April 03, 2014, 08:40:06 pm »
Hey mate, welcome to the forums.
See you on the inside soon I hope.
See you on the inside soon I hope.
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Creative Corner / MOVED: .
« on: April 02, 2014, 06:18:48 pm »
This topic has been moved to House of Random.
http://www.wildernessguardians.com/smf/index.php?topic=9581.0
http://www.wildernessguardians.com/smf/index.php?topic=9581.0
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Creative Corner / Re: helo chef dat zemus here
« on: March 28, 2014, 11:07:29 pm »
Fucking amazing. So hungry suddenly.
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Guest Lounge / Re: [color=yellow]Request Ex-Member Here[/color]
« on: March 26, 2014, 09:38:01 am »
Hey mate, yeah send me a FB message and I'll change your rank 
Good to see you again Kyle!

Good to see you again Kyle!



