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WTF?
Mojo:
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--- Quote from: Vio on May 31, 2014, 01:36:23 am ---
--- Quote from: Emeris6 on May 29, 2014, 11:57:31 pm ---
--- Quote from: Vio on May 29, 2014, 05:31:25 pm ---It's mildly cute how you people still get satisfaction from extensive torture before killing your victims.
Honestly, coming up with these ridiculous contraptions when a single gunshot/stab has the same ultimate effect.
Why not just kill them as quickly as possible and save your time, effort and money for something else?
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It's not suppose to be practical. Nobody is actually going to do this. This was meant to be a thread for the sake of discussing creativity at it's finest. Inventions don't just pop up every day. However, to counter your point, shooting someone, even in the foot, is never as effective as waterboarding or bamboo torture. Sometimes it's the very reason that it's slow and painful that makes people choose it. The same fact stands that stabbing someone is never as effective of a torture as skinning someone, or in this case, sanding.
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You misunderstand - I won't be shooting/stabbing them in the foot, it'll be in the head.
The whole concept of torture is rapidly becoming more archaic and less prestigious.
Why waste our time devising more and more sadistic methods to try and counter the constantly-depleting satisfaction?
If someone needs to die, let us just remove them from society as quickly, simply and effectively as possible.
Besides, there are more important things in life which deserve our time/attention these days.
How do you ever expect to get a completionist cape if you're busy sandpapering people to death?
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First off, I do have a completionist cape.
http://services.runescape.com/m=hiscore/compare?user1=emeris6
Second, well put. At least you aren't the kind of guy to pussy out at the sight of blood. :)
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but is it trimmed?
Owen:
Lay down at one end of room.
Power nap until you're at the other side of the room.
Casually stroll back to starting side.
Repeat.
Mami Tomoei:
--- Quote from: Owen on May 31, 2014, 11:46:01 am ---Lay down at one end of room.
Power nap until you're at the other side of the room.
Casually stroll back to starting side.
Repeat.
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if u miss your timing?
Emeris6:
--- Quote from: Mojohaza1 on May 31, 2014, 07:38:14 am ---but is it trimmed?
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It can be if I felt like it. I just finished off my Ancient Notes yesterday, and all of the requirements besides castle wars, the museum statue, and fish fingers (in which the latter two are more or less finished for me anyways) can be done in less than a week, if not a day each. The only reason I won't bother is because, as Vio said himself, there are more important things in life. I was just poking fun at how he listed completionist cape as one of them.
Elyxiatic:
--- Quote from: Owen on May 31, 2014, 11:46:01 am ---Lay down at one end of room.
Power nap until you're at the other side of the room.
Casually stroll back to starting side.
Repeat.
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So smart