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Offline Zemus au

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she gives me a hamburger
« on: November 07, 2014, 10:47:40 am »
stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees. I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger
« Last Edit: November 07, 2014, 10:48:39 am by Zemus »



Offline Wizard us

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Re: she gives me a hamburger
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 02:11:20 pm »
I'd call this a case of mass hysteria.

Offline Keith us

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Re: she gives me a hamburger
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 04:22:36 pm »
m8 what r u gonna do with 7 hamburgers

Offline Keith us

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Re: she gives me a hamburger
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2014, 04:26:23 pm »
my pickle is shifting uneasily

Offline Keith us

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Re: she gives me a hamburger
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2014, 04:26:40 pm »
sounds like a case of hamburgers

Offline Mojo gb

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Re: she gives me a hamburger
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2014, 04:29:08 pm »
Zemus you are fucked in the brain please consult a doctor.

Offline Randy us

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Re: she gives me a hamburger
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2014, 06:37:27 pm »


hamburgers*


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Offline Lord Himself gb

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Re: she gives me a hamburger
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2014, 07:10:22 pm »
You sir, should have ordered a double cheeseburger.

 

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