So long ago in a small town called Lumbridge lived a small boy named Mikus. Mikus would spend his days sitting under the bridge watching all the happy adventurers rush off on their quests and wish he too could. When he asked for a runescape girlfriend like xDevin had, he just laughed and walked away in his shiny blue armour. So little Mikus asked his beautimus female companion, Sab, what xDevin had that Mikus didn't. She looked him up and down and after many minutes of deliberation, she came to the conclusion: "Mikus, you need a heart if you want a runescape.com girlfriend...Well that or 10k gp"
10 THOUSAND GOLD PIECES?! Mikus wondered. There's just no way he thought. So, young Mikus, along with his lovable pet Monkey set off to find Mikus a heart. After grinding hard slaying nigs (yeah none of that wizard of 0z shit) the two best friends finally reached their goal. Mikus now has his heart:
