Shadys Prison Adventures!

[Shady2gunz]

Well i notice alot of Fun stuff usually happens at work so for entertainment and story telling purposes i will begin logging them as they happen! Remember some stories may be long and some may be short but they will all leave you thinking "How much do they pay cuz wtf they better be paying Bonk". Also for the safety of myself and the prison involved i will put a disclaimer that this is all apart of my imagination and that none of these stories took place in my prison nor would i ever condone any of the actions taken here. Please be advised once again that this is not real and just some stories i made up in my free time. Thank you.

For my first story i will tell you guys about my first cell extraction! Wooo cell extractions! Basically when someone refuses to come out of their cell we have (For their safety and ours) remove them by force. Yes i know what your thinking, "Wow use force to remove someone out of their cell just because they want to stay inside and not deal with the prison environment well thats just fucked!". Well see heres where it gets complicated because if that guys going through depression and he stays in there long enough hes gonna end up necking himself. He necks himself and ol' shady is gonna be the one dealing with issues and paperwork he aint down with. So with that said our story begins.....

It was a beautiful Moonlit night and all through the prison, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. It was on this quiet night that Shady found himself posted as the prisons Rover. The rover essentially travels from dorm to dorm seeing what needs restocking. In shadys case however the Rover post meens chilling, hanging out in kitchen and getting up to all kinds of misadventures. Anyways, at around 4am ol' shady noticed alot of officers coming in and out of medical and on that night we were especially understaffed. Shady decided that if he was needed he would be called so he decided to go into kitchen and mess around with the kitchen staff for a while to see what would happen with the issue in medical. Sure enough at around 4:45am Shady recieves the radio code to hurry his ass into medical as assistance was required.

Boom i bust through the medical doors and the first thing i see is Sgt. with 3 other officers. He looks at me and says "Suit the fuck up, were extracting this sum bitch". Bam i was out the door again heading into 400. Helmet, Body armor, gloves, Nut protector. I was trying to squeeze my tight lil ass into every bit of armor i could. Finally the team was suited up and i was chosen as the shield. First one in, last one out. Obviously i was down as fuck because i had no fear. We set up outside the door and heres where things get good.

Sgt. begins recording his interaction with the inmate. "Release your restrains willingly or were going in and removing them for you". The inmate stares at him blankly. "Allow us to remove the restrains peacefully or we will remove them for you by force". On that second command the inmate blinks and begins to turn around. We all sigh happily as we believe that our morning will be paperwork free but nope. He simply turns around to show both of his middle fingers extended. With that our Sgt. gives the order to prepare to go in. "I am now going to be forced to dispatch the use of chemicals". He opens up the slot tray and throws a pepper spray fogger into the room. Pop! it goes off and pepper spray fills the room and the inmate begins to cough violently. This is our queue! Boom i bust in the room and slam my shield against the inmate pushing him back and forcing him against the wall. My 2nd team mate sweeps the legs and the other 3 begin taking control of all remaining limbs. We easily pick him up and move him under a bunk and begin to remove his restraints. He begins to buck violently jerking at us but i take control of both his wrists allowing another officer to unlock the handcuffs and remove them from his possesion. Slowly applying more pressure to his hands so that he doesnt slip away we begin moving him under the bunk. Once he is completely under teh bunk i use my shield to keep him trapped underneath. All officers safely exit leaving only myself and teh shield inside the cell with the inmate still underneath. At this point he has stopped bucking, stopped kicking and yelling. I make the first bad choice of my correctional career and decide he's had enough and has surrendered. I pick myself and the shield up and turn around torward the exit. Briskly walking torward the cell door savoring my first victory. Thats when, Swoooossshhhh THE MOTHER FUCKING INMATE FLIES PAST ME RUNNING FULL SPEED TOWARD THE STILL OPENED DOOR. My reaction time was on point however so i managed to catch him by the shoulder and pull him back send him flying right back the way he came (Yes its on video, i swear i am not exaggerating to make myself look kool. I didnt even know i did that until i saw the recording). I grab the shield and run out hte door with just barely inches before i could lock it the inmate had flung himself forward and lodged his hand in between the door. I was forced to open it and at this point my fellow officers got MAD.

They tackled the poor bastard and started whooping his ass. Procedure went out the door and the camera person knew exactly where to keep the camera so that none of the cheap shots came out. It was bad yal, they beat the brakes off this fools ass. Kidney shots, knees to the stomach, slamming his face against the metal bunk. It was chaos. After one more shot of Pepper spray the inmate laid his ass under the bunk and stayed there. Mission accomplished and another job well done by our local County correction officers. (Who i will remind you once again dont exist in reality are just works of fiction that i have developed for your entertainment. Thank you)

[Booska]

Interesting! Hope to see some more lol

[Mojo]

wow sick story I'm telling the nsa cia and fbi

[Shady2gunz]

wow sick story I'm telling the nsa cia and fbi

Thankfully these are all ramblings of a Fat lonely man :P! and ya cant prove otherwise! :3

[69 COMBAT]

lmao, real talk what state should I get arrested in so you can help me escape?