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Orthux:
I got run over on my scooter when I was really little, that's pretty much it. You can tell I'm not exactly risk taker lol.
Mister Kyle:
WELL THIS ONE TIME I WAS ON THE COMPUTER AND THEN MY DAD WAS LIKE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON FOURCHIN
AND THEN I SAID, FUCK YOU DAD, THEN HE PUNCHED A WALL AND IT BROKE
SO I THREW MY COMPUTER AT HIM BUT IT MISSED AND HIT MY MOM
AND THEN MY SISTER WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK SCRUFFY
AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS A DOG
SO I TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR
IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER
Bgpgraebner:
lmaowatisdisidonteven Kyle
Kung_Man149:
--- Quote from: Mister Kyle on July 25, 2011, 12:36:04 am ---WELL THIS ONE TIME I WAS ON THE COMPUTER AND THEN MY DAD WAS LIKE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON FOURCHIN
AND THEN I SAID, FUCK YOU DAD, THEN HE PUNCHED A WALL AND IT BROKE
SO I THREW MY COMPUTER AT HIM BUT IT MISSED AND HIT MY MOM
AND THEN MY SISTER WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK SCRUFFY
AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS A DOG
SO I TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR
IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER
--- End quote ---
The fuck...? lol
BeeBee:
oh my dad nearly made someones near death experience, he has showed me the photo, him and his mate went speeding over a bridge, took off and landed on the car in front.