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Vephy:
--- Quote from: Mister Kyle on July 25, 2011, 12:36:04 am ---WELL THIS ONE TIME I WAS ON THE COMPUTER AND THEN MY DAD WAS LIKE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON FOURCHIN
AND THEN I SAID, FUCK YOU DAD, THEN HE PUNCHED A WALL AND IT BROKE
SO I THREW MY COMPUTER AT HIM BUT IT MISSED AND HIT MY MOM
AND THEN MY SISTER WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK SCRUFFY
AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS A DOG
SO I TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR
IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER
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You put the Herpes in Herp a derp.
Shut up it sounded better in my head!
Randy:
put my hand through a window and almost bled to death in my school hallway...
Vephy:
--- Quote from: Randy on August 05, 2011, 06:49:57 am ---put my hand through a window and almost bled to death in my school hallway...
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Really? Why?
Taibz:
--- Quote from: Vephy on August 05, 2011, 07:48:25 am ---
--- Quote from: Randy on August 05, 2011, 06:49:57 am ---put my hand through a window and almost bled to death in my school hallway...
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Really? Why?
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Must have been right after we lost a war.
Randy:
--- Quote from: Taibz on August 05, 2011, 05:26:27 pm ---
--- Quote from: Vephy on August 05, 2011, 07:48:25 am ---
--- Quote from: Randy on August 05, 2011, 06:49:57 am ---put my hand through a window and almost bled to death in my school hallway...
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Really? Why?
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Must have been right after we lost a war.
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Lol yeah. Nah, was running indoor track and tried to open a glass door but it shattered on me and I cut an artery. By the time I got to the hospital the nurse said I was ghost white from losing so much blood