Bitch, please.

Alienware M18x
Processor : Intel Core i7 Processor 2760QM (2.40Ghz, 6MB, 4C)
Display : 18.4in Widescreen Full High Definition (1920X1080) WLED LCD
Memory : 8GB (4x2GB) 1600MHz DDR3 Dual Channel
Hard Drive : 500GB Momentus XT Solid State Hybrid Drive
Graphics : Dual 1.5GB GDDR5 NVIDIA GeForce GTX 560M SLI
Mouse: Razer Deathadder 3500 DPI left-handed gaming mouse.
Keyboard: Razer BlackWidow Ultimate gaming keyboard.
Headset: Razer Megalodon is a 7.1 Surround Sound Gaming Headset
Desk: cheap £20 flatpack from Argos.
Total setup cost ~£3000 ($4700)
Yes, you can suck my penis.