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Have you ever.....
Wayshow:
I have calculated the waterspeed of a seaweed-wrapped blobfish but not a coconut-laden swallow
Have you ever gotten detention?
Keith:
Yep, and in school suspension back in the day.
Have you ever had to write an essay over 10 pages in length?
Vio:
Not an essay, but I have done creative writing of 30+ pages for school before.
Have you ever smoked a cigar?
Mister Kyle:
Don't smoke, smoking is gross as hell and causes cancer
Have you ever taken it in the ass while giving a dog wearing a clown costume a handjob?
Keith:
I think it was dressed up as a bumblebee
Have you ever dressed up as a bumblebee and received a handjob by someone taking it up the ass?