What happens when I go to the GE

[Cypherex]

This happens, without fail, every single time I go to the Grand Exchange. It starts with me making one fatal mistake... talking.

10 random players: "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you're a pmod, so add me maybe."

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FRIEND SPACE JAGEX. By the end of the week I'll be friends with half of RuneScape!!

But seriously I'm tired of "letting them down nicely." From now on I should just be like "Bitch I don't know you, gtfo."

[His Lordship]

Yeah dude lol, be frank.
"My friend list is for people I know"
Lucky you, Mr Popular!

[Zemus]

omg ur a pmod hiwanna be frends?

[Abs L]

10 random players: "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you're a pmod, so add me maybe."

Loool'd

[Mark]

Omg your a mod i need skilling advice and how to report people with the big red button and the right clicks/?!???!?!?!?

ITS ALL SO CONFUSING WHY CANT THEY MAKE THIS GAME EASIER.

[Rammstein]

I only have 15 people on my friends list

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[Mojo]

OMG A MOD, PLS ADD ME I NEED U 2 REPORT SUOMI 4 BOTTING

[Cypherex]

OMG A MOD, PLS ADD ME I NEED U 2 REPORT SUOMI 4 BOTTING

SUOMI is a Jagex creation designed to try to get a love for the elite back like the Zezima days.

But srsly, it's great being a mod, but sometimes I wish I could hide the crown. Quickchat "gems7" shortcut is my go-to when I just wanna be done lol. I love the new GE though... I can just run away to one of the other stalls when they aren't looking.

Oh and the whole reason I posted this topic was because I thought of that call my maybe parody and I thought it was SO FUCKING HILARIOUS I just HAD to post it somewhere. Rawr. 

Yeah dude lol, be frank.
"My friend list is for people I know"
Lucky you, Mr Popular!

Oh and I usually also have an equal, if not greater, amount of players that hate me irrationally. "Omg jamflex suck up how many people you report to be a mod lol" "all you pmods type with perfect grammar why can't you be normal" or when I'm at fight pits "fuck you mod i fucking hate mods i'm going to kill this dumb faggot mod now"