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god dammit
Vio:
Well I've just started back college.
Pro: I've made 4 friends.
Con: they're all female.
Pro: they're all really nice.
Con: they're all 16 and I'm 19.
Pro: they invite me to hang out with them at breaks and lunches.
Con: I also have to stand really awkwardly outside the girls toilets waiting for them for like 20 minutes every time.
This year does not bode well for me.
PineappleTom:
Are you growing a vagina next?
Randy:
Ask them if they have older friends
Use protection
?????
Profit
Vio:
They're not even my style.
Half of them are caked in makeup/fake tan with god knows what other accessories.
And their conversation usually consists of their pregnant 15 year old friends and how many guys they've slept with.
I literally have no other options though - I live in Leigh, remember.
Mojo:
Rip