Y U NO EAT PIGGY MEAT IN AMERICA?!?!!?
well fine you do, but rarely :[
Y U EAT SO MUCH COW MEAT IN AMERICA??!??!!?
they work the land for us, don't they?
plus they fart a lot and are bad for the environment :[
and if you light a fire in front of their butts when they fart, they explode
YEAH IM MAD. MAD.
I WANT SOME PIG MEAT DAMMIT
and no I'm not drunk