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Offline BeeBee gb

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Roses are Red...
« on: February 10, 2013, 06:43:17 pm »

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Roses are red
Try not to cry
Bite down on the pillow
I'm going in dry

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog.



Was just chuckling to some of these (some of which I shall not post), anyone have any favourites?
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2013, 03:08:02 am »
Roses are Red.
Violets are blue.
i came out pretty.
what the fuck happened to you?

roses are red
violets are pretty.
i have ADD.
ooooo shiny!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
my dick is ready.
how about you?

roses are dicks.
violets are dicks.
dicks.
dicks.

Roses are blue.
Violets are blue.
i have to poo.
so fuck you.

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Offline Pacman Syu us

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 05:15:10 am »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
get in the van.
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Offline Ts Stormrage nl

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 06:42:06 am »
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizofrenic.
And so am I.
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Offline Mojo gb

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2013, 12:45:16 pm »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Post count
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Offline Mister Kyle us

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2013, 01:51:46 pm »
Roses are red
violets are blue
Mojohaza1 likes trains
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Offline Rammstein 00

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2013, 05:32:54 pm »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
and patty smells like poo
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Offline Randy us

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2013, 06:15:23 pm »
no
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Offline SquelchyFish gb

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2013, 06:50:51 pm »
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have sheets,
with ducks on them too.
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Offline Pacman Syu us

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2013, 07:54:40 pm »
Keith Keith Keith Keith,
Keith Keith Keith Keith,
Keith Keith Keith Keith Keith,
Keith Keith Keith Keith!
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Offline This Babylon va

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2013, 11:03:10 pm »
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
duckshits
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2013, 11:29:33 pm »
Roses are trains.
Violets are ducks.
Nothing left.
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Offline This Babylon va

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2013, 04:09:15 am »
roses are red
violets are blue
vodka costs less
than a dinner for two

happy valentines everyone
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Offline Vio gb

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2013, 04:52:46 pm »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Clan world is dead
This game is too
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Offline Rammstein 00

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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2013, 01:57:30 am »
Roses are red
painted with the blood of the dead
Violets are blue
Just like the Athletes Foot in your shoe
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2013, 02:17:18 pm »
roses are red
violets are blue
guys i have to do a really big poo
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2013, 03:58:07 am »
roses are red
gay buns is me
his lordship is aussie
mojohazavagina
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Re: Roses are Red...
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2013, 08:00:43 pm »
roses are red
violets are blue
i like boobs
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