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BeeBee:


Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Roses are red
Try not to cry
Bite down on the pillow
I'm going in dry

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog.



Was just chuckling to some of these (some of which I shall not post), anyone have any favourites?

granitecrab:

Roses are Red.
Violets are blue.
i came out pretty.
what the fuck happened to you?

roses are red
violets are pretty.
i have ADD.
ooooo shiny!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
my dick is ready.
how about you?

roses are dicks.
violets are dicks.
dicks.
dicks.

Roses are blue.
Violets are blue.
i have to poo.
so fuck you.



Pacman Syu:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
get in the van.

Ts Stormrage:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizofrenic.
And so am I.

Mojo:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
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