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Dear... (funny game.)
Pacman Syu:
Patty,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer in your car and I saw you hit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and the apartment building is on fire.
Go milk a cow,
Pacman.