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:,(
Al:
gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.
he dus.
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".
gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3
gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded </333333333
boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"
he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.
Mojo:
al r u ok?
Al:
no...cri evrytim :(
His Lordship:
LOL
This is brilliant.
Very few things make me laugh IRL, this was one of them.
This Babylon:
WHO WAS FONE!?!?!?