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If you'd have to pick...
Jesse:
Uhhh, more blue I guess?...
Who would you bang? Smoking hot girl with yeast infection or really obese girl? Note: Death is not an option, and they will be slipping you a viagra so neither is erectile disfunction. Sorry Babylon, know you'd use that excuse. lolcuzbrokedick
Mister Kyle:
Is the obese girl all smelly and shit?
Keith:
bang both with hammer, boom solved.
short significant other or tall significant other
Mojo:
tall
Locking Kevins topics or having sex with kate upton?
Kevin:
you suck
chewy or crunchy