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Zemus:
There was a topic of this on the last forums, and although it is pretty old i still find it sometimes amusing when bored ##
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Share any good convos :D
Zemus:
Question to discuss:
israel could probably kick your nations army with one hand behind its back how does this make you feel?
You: cool story bro
Stranger: yup.
Stranger: i agree with stranger one.
Stranger: Quite an entertainig story, brother.
You: yes, noww lets talk about sinks
You: i have a pretty good kitchen sink, 2 basins
Stranger: right now there's a good one
You: and a range of temperatures to choose from, from hot to cold
Stranger: what color are they?
Stranger: i have a grey one... i like a little bit of spice in my life.
You: oh the same as mine!
You: my bathroom sink is white, however
Stranger: damn.. good sinks are good.
Stranger: White.. wow.. Good choice my man.
Stranger: Daredevil I say.
You: ah yes it was a rather courageous colour to choose
Stranger: yes indeed.
You: how many sinks do you have in your house?
Stranger: just ONE.
You: WOW
Stranger: i know. tragic.
You: ARE YOU SERIOi- i mean... that is terrible
Stranger: it's in the kitchen.
You: ah, strategic placing, very nice
Stranger: it is a pretty small house.
You: I have 4 sinks in total each with different sizes, and locations
Stranger: it was a difficult decision but i think it went rather well.
You: all strategically placed, of course
Stranger: Wow.. That's my dream. FOUR sinks... U must be a billionaire or some shit..
You: ah yes haha, they do serve me very well
Stranger: Well, My sink never fails me.
You: what lacks in quantity surely makes up for in quality i assume!
Stranger: Well ofcourse. I chose the sink with the best drainage system.
Stranger: The best exterior design and what not. It is quite reliable.
You: ahh, wisely done
You: sinks are pretty cool i mean like, they allow for washing of various objects
You: i'm not sure where i would be without my sinks
Stranger: right. it is quite a difficult job. Probably Nowhere I presume.
You: rightfully stated, i would probably still be looking for an adequate pond or water source to wash with hahaa oh dear
You: do you have a name for your sink?
Stranger: well said old chap.
Stranger: I call it Bartholomew.. You?
You: Oh a very nice name choice, it suits it well. My kitchen sink is borris, frederick is my bathroom sink, henry is my laundry sink, and i have another random sink downstairs which i like to call, steve
Stranger: You don't have Bob with you? Oh dear
You: no not yet, i was contemplating on buying a bob but i have not yet come across such a sink as of yet. it is rather unfortunate i know
Stranger: Oh.. Depressing but I'll move on.
You: so how does Bartholomew fair? i hear he does a great job at running water of various temperatures when requested, impressive feat
Stranger: Bortholomew does it with such grace. I am so proud to have such a sink.
You: Excuse me for a moment, i must take my plate to borris to clean
You: I'm back, Borris did an amazing job as usual!
You: Washed to perfection, i must say
You: Want to be friends? we can compare our sinks and share our concern on sink cruelty and other sink related topics
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Vio:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: m/57/korea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mister Kyle:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey :)
You: WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE
Stranger: I don't I always have them open because you're beautiful <3
You: o... <3
Stranger: from? :)
You: Bikini Bottom
You: Dude you know what sucks
You: I work at this fast food joint because I don't think anywhere else is hiring
Stranger: Awesomee :) what?
You: I think my co-worker hates me, my boss is jewish
You: and my only friend
You: I think he's retarded or some shit
Stranger: Oh :/ I'll be your friend :D <3 are you a guy or a girl?
You: and my only pet does nothing except meow all day
You: and worst of it all?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Stranger: OMFG IT'S SPONGEBOB
You: I win the internets
Stranger: can you send me a pair of your pants?
You: no
You have disconnected.
Kung_Man149:
--- Quote from: Mister Kyle on August 18, 2011, 07:59:33 pm ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey :)
You: WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE
Stranger: I don't I always have them open because you're beautiful <3
You: o... <3
Stranger: from? :)
You: Bikini Bottom
You: Dude you know what sucks
You: I work at this fast food joint because I don't think anywhere else is hiring
Stranger: Awesomee :) what?
You: I think my co-worker hates me, my boss is jewish
You: and my only friend
You: I think he's retarded or some shit
Stranger: Oh :/ I'll be your friend :D <3 are you a guy or a girl?
You: and my only pet does nothing except meow all day
You: and worst of it all?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Stranger: OMFG IT'S SPONGEBOB
You: I win the internets
Stranger: can you send me a pair of your pants?
You: no
You have disconnected.
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/win