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Kung_Man149:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: ?]
Stranger: where u from
Stranger: ?
You: I don't know
You: somewhere in space, i think
Stranger: hummm really
Stranger: ;?
You: yea
You: it's really lonely
Stranger: hummmm
Stranger: omg
Stranger: poor criature
You: i know. :(
You: where are you from?
Stranger: at least may i know your age
Stranger: somewhere in space, i think
You: 4899 earth years
Stranger: let me guess you must be a child
You: i am very young
Stranger: 14 years old at most
You: i think so
You: is that how they measure age on earth?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: guess so
You: please
You: tell me more about earth?
Stranger: tell more about your empty head
Stranger: you jerk
You: i don't believe i have ever been spoken to like that,
You: :9
You: :(
You: you made me sad..:'(
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: did i hurt your feelings
Stranger: ?
You: yes. :(
You: i hear 4chan is a great community
You: i shall go viisit there at once
You: bring back some of what you earthlings call guro
Stranger: hummm come to mommy and give a niece blow job
You: we are 9000lightyears apart
You: i c annot
Stranger: why not?
You: i have no gas in my space car
Stranger: come to mommy and i'll teach you how a baby's suck a wet pussy
Stranger: you wanna learn how toi do that
Stranger: ?
You: i already know
Stranger: humm
You: i've done so to your mother
Stranger: don't believe
Stranger: ya
Stranger: hummm really
You: which is why i no longer have any gas in my space car
Stranger: what a pitty
You: yes
You: such a pity
You: no sexual satisfaction for you
You: :'(
Stranger: stop speaking bulshit
Stranger: i gotta go
Stranger: seee
You: see you earthling
Stranger: ya
You: bye bye
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: you're not a jerk
Stranger: bye lov u
You: why thank you.
You: <3
Stranger: you there ?
You: yes
Stranger: you don't wanna chat do u?
You: i am currently pleasing my space girlfriend
You: in ways no meer human can comprehend.
You: my sexual prowess is the earthling equivalent to micheal j fox riding a jackhammer equipped to a dildo.
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bgpgraebner:
^I Lol'd. Really.