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Offline Wayshow tw

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3 Wishes
« on: August 30, 2011, 02:24:41 pm »
Topic speaks for itself
You find a genie lamp, and you get 3 wishes
What would your three wishes be?

and NO, wishing for more wishes OR more lamps (9gag makes people smart -.-) is not an answer
and NO, you cannot add "and" in a wish. (eg. i wish for that and that and that)
THE POINT IS, NO LOOPHOLES. JUST MAKE THE GOD DAMN WISHES

k
:)
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Offline Colinwarrior us

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 02:46:44 pm »
I wish to have all the powers that the Judeo-Christian version of a God would have.


What else do I need? lol
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Offline Dieyou2000 us

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 03:11:00 pm »
I wish for the power to fap furiously while still being quiet.
I wish for the power to summon any woman from any point in time to have sex with me.
I wish for the power to become invisible.  (so I can stalk in locker rooms of course)

So....basically I'm a creeper.   ;D
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Offline James 00

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 03:14:59 pm »
I wish for unlimited money.
I wish for all diseases to be cured.
I wish for being the best at every game in the world.
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Offline Shinhwa us

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2011, 07:10:05 am »
I wish I could manipulate time.
I wish I would have a never ending cash pile.
I wish I could teleport.
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Offline Vio gb

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2011, 07:17:43 am »
I wish for omnipotence.
/end
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Offline Keith us

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 10:37:13 pm »
Guaranteed happiness
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Offline Bgpgraebner br

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 10:44:27 pm »
Quote from: DG Keanu on August 31, 2011, 07:17:43 am
I wish for omnipotence.
/end

You're doing it wrong.

1) Internal peace
2) Someone to be always by my side
3) Good friends
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Offline Dorcha3377 00

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 10:55:28 pm »
Money, money and more money.
Then I can buy whatever I wish or a reasonable facsimile.
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Offline Seb gb

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 11:15:28 pm »
1: as if im not already, but the power to make all woman want to have sex with me.
2: for me to win the euromillions lottery the next day (but forget that I had wished for it)
3: To have a lifelong ticket to every every game at every football club in the world.
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Offline Bgpgraebner br

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 11:38:53 pm »
Quote from: seb on September 02, 2011, 11:15:28 pm
1: as if im not already, but the power to make all woman want to have sex with me.

Keep dreaming, sir ##
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Offline George gb

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2011, 12:14:02 am »
I wish:
1) That I had a better metabolism so I don't have to struggle with my weight for the rest of my life.
2) That the girl I am currently chasing would either a) like me or b) stop playing hard to get.
3) I could be one of the people who gets really good grades by doing NO WORK!
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Offline xGod Fath3Rx us

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2011, 07:53:00 pm »
I wish:
1) That my asthma would be cured.
2) For an unlimited cash pile on rs (which could technically be used as an unlimited cash pile irl too lol)
3) I could get over my shyness and actually talk to a girl without feeling like I'm gonna be sick.
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Offline BeeBee gb

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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2011, 08:20:28 pm »
1) For me to push myself to be the best i can be, more.
2) Get fit for the next hockey season
3)Overcome my fears
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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2011, 08:35:25 pm »
1. I would wish to have unlimited knowledge
2. I would wish to own Microsoft
3. I would wish for Telekinesis
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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2011, 05:12:09 am »
I wish for ..

1. Cure for all diseases
2. Never to get old and stay young  ::)
3. All the Jordan sneakers I ever wanted.
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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2011, 03:33:16 pm »
1.  To touch any book and instantly retain all the information without reading it.  (Knowledge is worth a lot.)

2.  To always have the exact amount needed in my pocket to pay for anything I am buying including tips.

3.  The wisdom to use the first two wishes wisely in my life.
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Re: 3 Wishes
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2011, 10:44:15 pm »
1. Have a good singing voice
2. gimme the girl in my dreams
3. have a happy life
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