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    Posted · Edited by MitsBerry
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    I'm not clued up on BBCode these days, so if you, by chance, are under the age of 16 or have a sensitive disposition with regards to 9/11, I advise you to skip this post. 

     

    A father and son, on a trip through their local nature preserve, notice a couple engaged in sexual intercourse, through the tree line. The son, perplexed, questions his father on those people were doing. Quickly, he responds, "Ah, you see, they're baking cakes." The child nods and the two carry on down the trail. Some time later, the boy spots another couple having sex in the forest. He announces to his father, "Look Dad! They're baking cakes too!". The father nods and replies with a curt, "Mhm". They then begin to head home.

     

    The next morning, the boy says his to his parents at the dinner table, that his parents were baking cakes last night in their room. His mother stares questioningly, the father panics and asks, "How did you know?"

     

    "I ate the icing on the pillows, Dad."

     

    Bonus joke:

     

    The best readers were at twin towers on 9/11. They went through 104 stories in seconds. Incredible.

    [Accepted] MitsBerry

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    1 hour ago, TheBlaziking said:

    Welcome!

    Thank you!

    55 minutes ago, Jason said:

    Hello

    A'right, treacle!

    30 minutes ago, Slumptality said:

    Don't forget to contact myself or any other Application Manager or Leader on Discord once you've waited 48 hours.

    While you wait feel free to browse these forums, hang on Discord and idle in our clan chat: wg_cc.

    Thank you, thank you. I'll hunt you down 48:01. 

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    Please join our Discord server and read the #joining_wg channel to see the final step in the process.

    MitsBerry

     

    What is your current RS name? MitsBerry

    List any previous RS names: 

    What is your total level and combat level?

    Combat Level: 64 

    Total Level: 647

     

     

    Tell us about your RuneScape account and history.

    Creation:
    This account I play now is relatively new. Well, actually, it's just 'new'. I was bored out my skull during a slow work day and was browsing the never ending abyss of mobile games. Saw OSRS. I'd played it way back in '09 and forgot it's existence until that day. This was about 7-8 days ago. I assume that's a negative factor. My glorious personality will make up for it. I promise.

    Name:
    My name came about a few years ago. It's a play on a scene from Scary Movie 4. Horrible movie. It was essentially a snide play on the tendency of people on text-based MMO's to base their profiles on Japanese characters. Now, it's almost a second name I respond to in real scenarios. Being a male, that's kind of hard to explain. Oh, I also misspelled it on OSRS character creation. The full name is MitsiBerryTeriyaki. Hence why answering to 'Mitsi' draws a few raised eyebrows.

    Favourite Skills:
    I like Slayer as an idea, I suppose. Honestly, I just like mind-numbing grinding.

    Least Favourite:
    Quests physically pain me.

     

    Tell us about your clan history.

    Not applicable.

     

    Tell us about your yourself.

    Name: Robert.
    Gender: I mentioned already! I think.
    Country: United Kingdom of Rain.
    Education: I did school.
    Job: Building maintenance
    Hobbies: I have a waning interest in graphic design, being a big "tagger" for a few years. I also have a reasonable interest in web design and programming. It's fledgling. Primarily, my hobbies consist of copious amounts of creative media and staring adoringly into a mirror.
    Music: It would be best to describe my taste as eclectic. I like Dolly Parton, Post Malone, Dream Theatre, Pink Floyd, Wu Tang and pretty much every thing else. The only thing I can definitively say is that Wish You Were Here is the best song ever made and I'll annoy anyone who says otherwise.
    Likes: People
    Dislikes: People

     

    How did you hear about us?  I went looking. You were in the recruiting section of RS forums.

    What makes you want to join us? The predominant factor is you guys have low stat requirements, coupled with the general positive influence community has on MMO's. I appreciate the front put on thus far. Beyond that, my motivation is not reflective of much else. Sorry!

     

    Do you agree to the rules and requirements of WG and understand that this is an honour clan? Yes

     

    Come clean about anything that may deter us from accepting you: I may be inclined to stealing all members cats. Leave them unattended at your own discretion.

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