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#102
Creative Corner / Badger
July 04, 2015, 03:27:32 PM
Badger
One midspring day, upon the path which rolls
Along the river southwards, did I find
The Badger – for Badger whom he was,
And a Badger which he was in kind.
With no affairs to tend, this midspring day,
This Badger, whom and which, I did so greet
And hence expressed my sincere gratitude
Of how Badger and I had come to meet.
Simple and modest as this all first seemed,
I soon became aware of Badger's plight –
Though wild hedgehog was Badger's ideal dish,
This midspring day, not one was there in sight.
Yet nonetheless, my knowledge served me well –
On roots and fruits did Badger also dine,
And thus did I depart, to soon return
With apples fresh and grapes from on the vine.
And by the riverside one midspring day
Did Badger and I share such pleasantry,
And any lust for hedgehog which remained
Was satisfied in pleasant company.
One midspring day, upon the path which rolls
Along the river southwards, did I find
The Badger – for Badger whom he was,
And a Badger which he was in kind.
With no affairs to tend, this midspring day,
This Badger, whom and which, I did so greet
And hence expressed my sincere gratitude
Of how Badger and I had come to meet.
Simple and modest as this all first seemed,
I soon became aware of Badger's plight –
Though wild hedgehog was Badger's ideal dish,
This midspring day, not one was there in sight.
Yet nonetheless, my knowledge served me well –
On roots and fruits did Badger also dine,
And thus did I depart, to soon return
With apples fresh and grapes from on the vine.
And by the riverside one midspring day
Did Badger and I share such pleasantry,
And any lust for hedgehog which remained
Was satisfied in pleasant company.
#109
House of Random / Re: Press Ctrl+V
June 15, 2015, 03:29:43 PM
"Anyone notice the irony behind "hyphenated" and "non-hyphenated"?"
#111
House of Random / Re: a beautiful poem
June 15, 2015, 10:50:30 AM
[spoiler]Ned Stark dies.[/spoiler]
#113
House of Random / Re: Change 1-Letter Game #6
June 15, 2015, 03:14:26 AM
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scalder
we're good
e: fucking free trial capitalism bullshit, but it is there
we're good
e: fucking free trial capitalism bullshit, but it is there
#116
House of Random / Re: Change 1-Letter Game #6
June 13, 2015, 05:56:35 PM
literally just been used -.-
#120
Real Life Discussion / Re: Favourite TV Shows
June 11, 2015, 02:10:55 PM
Game of Fuck Stannis
House MD
Real Time with Bill Maher
House MD
Real Time with Bill Maher
#123
House of Random / Re: Change 1-Letter Game #6
June 09, 2015, 12:37:26 PM
WE AINT DONE YET
Plummer
Plummer
#125
House of Random / Re: Change 1-Letter Game #6
June 07, 2015, 10:40:29 AM
We aint done yet.
Clamber
Clamber