Epic rap battels of Runescape

[NiirB]

This is for fun. Rules are you have to rap 1 thing about runescape. You have to rap about the guy who posted before you. Do not take this personally because its only for fun. MAKE IT AS FUNNY OR LAME AS YOU WANT!

[Mojo]

YOU FIRST

[NiirB]

Lets show you how we do it in Slovenia son, You'll be one item whit no hope by the time this is done, im the scaper ever muther fucking scaper should know!

[scumtroll69]

Niirb

I don't know what that shit even means,
but see me at duel arena, you'll leave there cleaned,
you tryna hang, like your grandmas titties,
but your game's deader than west ardy city,
my tongue spits more fire than the flames of zamorak,
so quit the game, and keep selling your rs pins for crack.

[Toby]

Niirb

I don't know what that shit even means,
but see me at duel arena, you'll leave there cleaned,
you tryna hang, like your grandmas titties,
but your game's deader than west ardy city,
my tongue spits more fire than the flames of zamorak,
so quit the game, and keep selling your rs pins for crack.

OH SNAP!

[Keith]

TOBY IS THE WORST RAPPER IN HISTORY
BLISTERY

[vNotorious]

Niirb

I don't know what that shit even means,
but see me at duel arena, you'll leave there cleaned,
you tryna hang, like your grandmas titties,
but your game's deader than west ardy city,
my tongue spits more fire than the flames of zamorak,
so quit the game, and keep selling your rs pins for crack.

^ Lyrical homicide right here, kill 'em and watch 'em die

OH SNAP!

[Indivi2you]

TOBY IS THE WORST RAPPER IN HISTORY
BLISTERY

Yeah sure that aint no mystery
but you should stop talking or ill put you in your misery

[Kung_Man149]

I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

[Mister Kyle]

I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

[scumtroll69]

I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

You think you're a pro, man you're just a dreamer,
I got more 99's than Zezima,
Coz I dont snort Coke or smoke on Weed,
Instead I blow glass, and grow Ranarr seed.
You think you're number one,
thats why you're on the safe side of the ditch,
Cos you know if you step foot in the wildy,
You'll make my bank look rich.

[Asaad]

I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

You think you're a pro, man you're just a dreamer,
I got more 99's than Zezima,
Coz I dont snort Coke or smoke on Weed,
Instead I blow glass, and grow Ranarr seed.
You think you're number one,
thats why you're on the safe side of the ditch,
Cos you know if you step foot in the wildy,
You'll make my bank look rich.

Haha perfect^

[Kung_Man149]

I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

You think you're a pro, man you're just a dreamer,
I got more 99's than Zezima,
Coz I dont snort Coke or smoke on Weed,
Instead I blow glass, and grow Ranarr seed.
You think you're number one,
thats why you're on the safe side of the ditch,
Cos you know if you step foot in the wildy,
You'll make my bank look rich.

Aight, aight, aight
I see what you're tryin' to say
But, I can keep goin' on all day
You say I'm inactive as fuck
That maybe true
but, I'm doing something you can't even do
I'm bringing my clan to the top
So bitch, I ain't never gonna stop
'Cuz this train keeps on rollin'
So, I guess this means I play to win

[Mark]

I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

You think you're a pro, man you're just a dreamer,
I got more 99's than Zezima,
Coz I dont snort Coke or smoke on Weed,
Instead I blow glass, and grow Ranarr seed.
You think you're number one,
thats why you're on the safe side of the ditch,
Cos you know if you step foot in the wildy,
You'll make my bank look rich.

Aight, aight, aight
I see what you're tryin' to say
But, I can keep goin' on all day
You say I'm inactive as fuck
That maybe true
but, I'm doing something you can't even do
I'm bringing my clan to the top
So bitch, I ain't never gonna stop
'Cuz this train keeps on rollin'
So, I guess this means I play to win

Your lyrical abilities are so outta whack,
Go back to your screamy shit or face the smack,
You're runnin' around like a puppy who lost his way
Just take a step back and let the big dogs play.
Pinning through the caves actin' all useful,
Ain't even packin' runes cause you can't blitz tool?
Now I'm gonna sit back, and have a Ginger Beer,
While a wait for a reply so i can sense your fear.
Cause I feel already, that by the end of the day.
You're gonna be comin' at me again, and in the wrong way.

[Kung_Man149]

Those rhymes were so mild
You wouldn't even insult a child
So, why don't you go sit down
While I laugh at you for being
I think I'll just go to town
On your recently flopped corpse
Freshly killed by Corr
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

[Indivi2you]

I'm bringing my clan to the top
So bitch, I ain't never gonna stop
'Cuz this train keeps on rollin'
So, I guess this means I play to win

That actually means you will stop... lols /grammar
and that last bit doesnt rhyme.

Its funny cause you are all just not good at this

[Mark]

I'm bringing my clan to the top
So bitch, I ain't never gonna stop
'Cuz this train keeps on rollin'
So, I guess this means I play to win

That actually means you will stop... lols /grammar
and that last bit doesnt rhyme.

Its funny cause you are all just not good at this

I only made one to bump the topic lmfa0

[Mark]

Those rhymes were so mild
You wouldn't even insult a child
So, why don't you go sit down
While I laugh at you for being
I think I'll just go to town
On your recently flopped corpse
Freshly killed by Corr
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

Nice edits

[Zemus]

yo yo yo i am a moose
i will destroy your anus, make it loose
i play world of warcraft I have 53 mounts
now cya newbs ty for free post counts

[Kung_Man149]

yo yo yo i am a moose
i will destroy your anus, make it loose
i play world of warcraft I have 53 mounts
now cya newbs ty for free post counts

Moose wins. lol

[Mister Kyle]

Moose won

[Indivi2you]

That had nothing to do with runescape
cheater

[scumtroll69]

@everyone.

The quality of these raps is honestly pitiful at best,
reading all these bullshit bars is making me distressed,
I was awkwardly waiting for a worthy challenger,
someone capable of wielding the enhanced excaliber.

You little kids think you're capable of spitting a few bars,
how about you take off your facemask and breath in the S.A.R.S,
Because in the wildy none of you are near capable of jacking my loot,
you wind up getting fucked harder than a ten dollar prostitute.

[Rammstein]

yo yo yo i am a moose
i will destroy your anus, make it loose
i play world of warcraft I have 53 mounts
now cya newbs ty for free post counts

Yo yo yo i am a camel
so much better than a moose
plus my anus isn't as loose as yours
Maybe I don't have 53 mounts
but I do have 2 humps- hump hump
So yeah moose go back to the woods
before Kamil ties your tubes

<3