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Epic rap battels of Runescape

Started by NiirB, March 22, 2012, 10:13:29 PM

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NiirB

This is for fun. Rules are you have to rap 1 thing about runescape. You have to rap about the guy who posted before you. Do not take this personally because its only for fun. MAKE IT AS FUNNY OR LAME AS YOU WANT!

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NiirB

Lets show you how we do it in Slovenia son, You'll be one item whit no hope by the time this is done, im the scaper ever muther fucking scaper should know!

scumtroll69

Niirb

I don't know what that shit even means,
but see me at duel arena, you'll leave there cleaned,
you tryna hang, like your grandmas titties,
but your game's deader than west ardy city,
my tongue spits more fire than the flames of zamorak,
so quit the game, and keep selling your rs pins for crack.

Toby

Quote from: scumtroll69 on March 24, 2012, 09:41:06 PM
Niirb

I don't know what that shit even means,
but see me at duel arena, you'll leave there cleaned,
you tryna hang, like your grandmas titties,
but your game's deader than west ardy city,
my tongue spits more fire than the flames of zamorak,
so quit the game, and keep selling your rs pins for crack.

OH SNAP!
My reaction when I look in the refrigerator but can't find anything I want to eat


vNotorious

Quote from: Toby on March 24, 2012, 11:56:33 PM
Quote from: scumtroll69 on March 24, 2012, 09:41:06 PM
Niirb

I don't know what that shit even means,
but see me at duel arena, you'll leave there cleaned,
you tryna hang, like your grandmas titties,
but your game's deader than west ardy city,
my tongue spits more fire than the flames of zamorak,
so quit the game, and keep selling your rs pins for crack.
^ Lyrical homicide right here, kill 'em and watch 'em die

OH SNAP!

Indivi2you

Quote from: Keith on March 25, 2012, 04:29:57 AM
TOBY IS THE WORST RAPPER IN HISTORY
BLISTERY

Yeah sure that aint no mystery
but you should stop talking or ill put you in your misery
The First, the Last, and the Only ~FLO
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. ~Michael Jordan


Kung_Man149

I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life


Taken❒ Single❒ Mad✔
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Former leader of - Rivalry Damage

Former member of - Menacing Warriors

Former member of - Silent Strike

Former member of - Valiant

Former Elite Guardian of - Wilderness Guardians

Former Advisor of - Descendant Guardians

Former member of - The Gladiatorz

Former member of - Wilderness Guardians

Retired at - Poison.[/spoiler]
Here he kneels, the one who doesn't need to, for those who do need to.
---------------------------------
Bold, handsome and straight up awesome.

Mister Kyle

Quote from: Kung_Man149 on March 26, 2012, 12:55:46 AM
I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

scumtroll69

Quote from: Mister Kyle on March 26, 2012, 02:12:47 AM
Quote from: Kung_Man149 on March 26, 2012, 12:55:46 AM
I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

You think you're a pro, man you're just a dreamer,
I got more 99's than Zezima,
Coz I dont snort Coke or smoke on Weed,
Instead I blow glass, and grow Ranarr seed.
You think you're number one,
thats why you're on the safe side of the ditch,
Cos you know if you step foot in the wildy,
You'll make my bank look rich.

Asaad

Quote from: scumtroll69 on March 26, 2012, 03:40:43 AM
Quote from: Mister Kyle on March 26, 2012, 02:12:47 AM
Quote from: Kung_Man149 on March 26, 2012, 12:55:46 AM
I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

You think you're a pro, man you're just a dreamer,
I got more 99's than Zezima,
Coz I dont snort Coke or smoke on Weed,
Instead I blow glass, and grow Ranarr seed.
You think you're number one,
thats why you're on the safe side of the ditch,
Cos you know if you step foot in the wildy,
You'll make my bank look rich.

Haha perfect^
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Kung_Man149

#12
Quote from: scumtroll69 on March 26, 2012, 03:40:43 AM
Quote from: Mister Kyle on March 26, 2012, 02:12:47 AM
Quote from: Kung_Man149 on March 26, 2012, 12:55:46 AM
I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

You think you're a pro, man you're just a dreamer,
I got more 99's than Zezima,
Coz I dont snort Coke or smoke on Weed,
Instead I blow glass, and grow Ranarr seed.
You think you're number one,
thats why you're on the safe side of the ditch,
Cos you know if you step foot in the wildy,
You'll make my bank look rich.
Aight, aight, aight
I see what you're tryin' to say
But, I can keep goin' on all day
You say I'm inactive as fuck
That maybe true
but, I'm doing something you can't even do
I'm bringing my clan to the top
So bitch, I ain't never gonna stop
'Cuz this train keeps on rollin'
So, I guess this means I play to win
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life


Taken❒ Single❒ Mad✔
-----------------------------------------
[spoiler]
Former leader of - Rivalry Damage

Former member of - Menacing Warriors

Former member of - Silent Strike

Former member of - Valiant

Former Elite Guardian of - Wilderness Guardians

Former Advisor of - Descendant Guardians

Former member of - The Gladiatorz

Former member of - Wilderness Guardians

Retired at - Poison.[/spoiler]
Here he kneels, the one who doesn't need to, for those who do need to.
---------------------------------
Bold, handsome and straight up awesome.

Mark

#13
Quote from: Kung_Man149 on March 26, 2012, 09:04:25 AM
Quote from: scumtroll69 on March 26, 2012, 03:40:43 AM
Quote from: Mister Kyle on March 26, 2012, 02:12:47 AM
Quote from: Kung_Man149 on March 26, 2012, 12:55:46 AM
I massacre Motherfuckers
I murder for the thrill
I always itch for a kill
And their blood is my benedril
Sorry to say dude
But, your rhymes are bad
So just sit down and give it up, before you get the boot.

You're inactive as fuck
Your account is just a sitting duck
What's this you say about itching for a kill?
What it looks like to me is you're not training, still!

You think you're a pro, man you're just a dreamer,
I got more 99's than Zezima,
Coz I dont snort Coke or smoke on Weed,
Instead I blow glass, and grow Ranarr seed.
You think you're number one,
thats why you're on the safe side of the ditch,
Cos you know if you step foot in the wildy,
You'll make my bank look rich.
Aight, aight, aight
I see what you're tryin' to say
But, I can keep goin' on all day
You say I'm inactive as fuck
That maybe true
but, I'm doing something you can't even do
I'm bringing my clan to the top
So bitch, I ain't never gonna stop
'Cuz this train keeps on rollin'
So, I guess this means I play to win

Your lyrical abilities are so outta whack,
Go back to your screamy shit or face the smack,
You're runnin' around like a puppy who lost his way
Just take a step back and let the big dogs play.
Pinning through the caves actin' all useful,
Ain't even packin' runes cause you can't blitz tool?
Now I'm gonna sit back, and have a Ginger Beer,
While a wait for a reply so i can sense your fear.
Cause I feel already, that by the end of the day.
You're gonna be comin' at me again, and in the wrong way.


I set the standard.

Kung_Man149

Those rhymes were so mild
You wouldn't even insult a child
So, why don't you go sit down
While I laugh at you for being
I think I'll just go to town
On your recently flopped corpse
Freshly killed by Corr
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life


Taken❒ Single❒ Mad✔
-----------------------------------------
[spoiler]
Former leader of - Rivalry Damage

Former member of - Menacing Warriors

Former member of - Silent Strike

Former member of - Valiant

Former Elite Guardian of - Wilderness Guardians

Former Advisor of - Descendant Guardians

Former member of - The Gladiatorz

Former member of - Wilderness Guardians

Retired at - Poison.[/spoiler]
Here he kneels, the one who doesn't need to, for those who do need to.
---------------------------------
Bold, handsome and straight up awesome.

Indivi2you

QuoteI'm bringing my clan to the top
So bitch, I ain't never gonna stop
'Cuz this train keeps on rollin'
So, I guess this means I play to win
That actually means you will stop... lols /grammar
and that last bit doesnt rhyme.

Its funny cause you are all just not good at this
The First, the Last, and the Only ~FLO
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. ~Michael Jordan


Mark

Quote from: Indivi2you on March 27, 2012, 02:23:44 AM
QuoteI'm bringing my clan to the top
So bitch, I ain't never gonna stop
'Cuz this train keeps on rollin'
So, I guess this means I play to win
That actually means you will stop... lols /grammar
and that last bit doesnt rhyme.

Its funny cause you are all just not good at this
I only made one to bump the topic lmfa0


I set the standard.

Mark

#17
Quote from: Kung_Man149 on March 26, 2012, 10:00:04 PM
Those rhymes were so mild
You wouldn't even insult a child
So, why don't you go sit down
While I laugh at you for being
I think I'll just go to town
On your recently flopped corpse
Freshly killed by Corr
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

Nice edits


I set the standard.

Zemus

yo yo yo i am a moose
i will destroy your anus, make it loose
i play world of warcraft I have 53 mounts
now cya newbs ty for free post counts



Kung_Man149

Quote from: Zemus on March 27, 2012, 06:51:37 AM
yo yo yo i am a moose
i will destroy your anus, make it loose
i play world of warcraft I have 53 mounts
now cya newbs ty for free post counts
Moose wins. lol
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life


Taken❒ Single❒ Mad✔
-----------------------------------------
[spoiler]
Former leader of - Rivalry Damage

Former member of - Menacing Warriors

Former member of - Silent Strike

Former member of - Valiant

Former Elite Guardian of - Wilderness Guardians

Former Advisor of - Descendant Guardians

Former member of - The Gladiatorz

Former member of - Wilderness Guardians

Retired at - Poison.[/spoiler]
Here he kneels, the one who doesn't need to, for those who do need to.
---------------------------------
Bold, handsome and straight up awesome.

Mister Kyle


Indivi2you

That had nothing to do with runescape
cheater
The First, the Last, and the Only ~FLO
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. ~Michael Jordan


scumtroll69

@everyone.

The quality of these raps is honestly pitiful at best,
reading all these bullshit bars is making me distressed,
I was awkwardly waiting for a worthy challenger,
someone capable of wielding the enhanced excaliber.

You little kids think you're capable of spitting a few bars,
how about you take off your facemask and breath in the S.A.R.S,
Because in the wildy none of you are near capable of jacking my loot,
you wind up getting fucked harder than a ten dollar prostitute.

Rammstein

Quote from: Zemus on March 27, 2012, 06:51:37 AM
yo yo yo i am a moose
i will destroy your anus, make it loose
i play world of warcraft I have 53 mounts
now cya newbs ty for free post counts


Yo yo yo i am a camel
so much better than a moose
plus my anus isn't as loose as yours
Maybe I don't have 53 mounts
but I do have 2 humps- hump hump
So yeah moose go back to the woods
before Kamil ties your tubes

<3