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#176
House of Random / Re: Guess who will post next...
November 07, 2014, 10:10:58 PM
no mojo
#177
House of Random / she gives me a hamburger
November 07, 2014, 10:47:40 AM
stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees. I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger
#178
Real Life Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday Zemus
November 07, 2014, 07:53:14 AM
Quote from: Mister Kyle on November 07, 2014, 06:34:50 AM
Quote from: Zemus on November 04, 2014, 09:51:19 PM
thank you friends =] =] =]

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 22, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now i've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
#179
House of Random / Re: I am going
November 05, 2014, 03:35:55 PM
bed time again
#180
House of Random / Re: goodbye
November 05, 2014, 03:16:04 AM
cya
#181
Achievements / Re: 99 Crafting :)
November 05, 2014, 01:24:42 AM
grats m8
#182
House of Random / Pattys kiwi fruit farm
November 05, 2014, 12:33:47 AM
this is why i train divination



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#183
Real Life Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday Zemus
November 04, 2014, 09:51:19 PM
thank you friends =] =] =]
#184
Gaming / Re: World of Warcraft
November 03, 2014, 12:39:43 PM
Quote from: Keith on November 03, 2014, 05:18:36 AM
Bump lols

just started playing this for the first time in may, now at 90 - only played strictly solo so far
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/aerie-peak/Keithinrl/simple

only posting because i was curious if anyone is going to play the new expansion (you get a free level 90 character boost if you buy it so you can jump right back in)

lmao aerie peak ded server lmao alliance lmao hunter just lmao

keith wat is your btag/realid? dont really play anymore but i log on every now and then =]
#185
Achievements / Re: First Day of Double XP Gainzzz!
November 01, 2014, 08:28:13 AM
absolutely sickening gains there friend congratulations on your newly attained ability to summon a pack yak!
#186
Media and Comedy / Re: YEAH BITCH
October 28, 2014, 06:57:02 AM
Quote from: Wizard on October 24, 2014, 11:55:12 PM
Quote from: Vio on October 24, 2014, 08:15:17 PM
meanwhile in africa and the middle east my hair falls so luxuriously.

hehehe
#187
House of Random / Re: Hey His Lordship
October 23, 2014, 03:58:40 AM
dont worry hes too inactive to watch any1













or maybe hes inactive cos hes always watching mojo???????????????????
#188
House of Random / Re: iz u slo?
October 19, 2014, 09:45:10 AM


lmao strayya internet
#189
Guides / Re: Basic F2P Legacy Warring
October 15, 2014, 02:46:20 AM
thanks for the guide!
Is there much of a difference in damage/utility playing in legacy compared to eoc abilities? or are fights done in legacy only worlds now?
#190
House of Random / Re: Breaking News
October 14, 2014, 04:09:57 AM
nice photoshop m8s
#191
House of Random / Re: Breaking News
October 14, 2014, 03:28:31 AM
no
#192
House of Random / Re: I
October 08, 2014, 08:02:01 AM
i dont give a pinch of shit about you not giving a pinch of shit about his lordship who clearly gives 0 pinches of shit
#193
House of Random / Re: I am going
October 08, 2014, 04:37:23 AM
lmfao 7 replies ded topic ded subforum ded forum ded clan ded game ded ded

zemus topic best topic
#194
RuneScape Discussion / Re: I confess everything.
October 03, 2014, 08:50:18 AM
wowe.
#195
House of Random / Re: I am going
October 02, 2014, 12:19:29 PM
nah
#196
Achievements / Re: 99 Slayer
October 01, 2014, 08:06:14 AM
#197
House of Random / Re: I am going
September 29, 2014, 04:42:04 PM
bump going back to bed
#198
House of Random / Re: Guess who will post next...
September 10, 2014, 04:38:34 PM
na


mojo
#199
House of Random / Re: Guess who will post next...
September 10, 2014, 07:08:41 AM
no im inactive



patrick hellyeah
#200
House of Random / Re: Guess who will post next...
September 09, 2014, 07:53:40 AM
nojo

patrick