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its well know that NMZ is one of the best ways to get your combats maxed out or to 90, due to it's high XP per hour, cost effectiveness with the rock cake absorption potion method, as well as being of use on almost any setup, and its relatively low requirements.

what i ask is a question i found on the Reddit community.

Question one: do you think NMZ is making it far to easy to train combats?

Question two: how much time have you spent at NMZ?

(it doesn't have to be exact, but think about how much time you have spent on average and try to come up with a number of hours, days, and or weeks.)

my answer are:

1: this kind of content is fine with me, if i was not using NMZ i'd just use bandits.

2: i think maybe like a full weeks of in-game time.

also to note:
currently i'm 85 attack, 90 str, 72 defense, 84 HP, 62 range, and 66 magic. and i am currently making anywhere form 82k to 85k a hour in melee exp, and 26k to 27k a hour in HP exp.

tdlr: 136QP, dont have em yet. got em.

and it all started with



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I know i am missing a few but this is as accurate as it gets, its also mostly accurate to order of completion.

missing (that i know of): horror from the deep, waterfall quest, Digsite quest, Regicide, Tree Gnome Village.

update: it is done.

I have been having the a grate time in Indianapolis, Indiana. Me and a few of my friends decided to go to Indy to check out this video games vs cancer drive. And when we got their we decided to take part of the festivity. So we all dropped together 10k to cancer research this got us our own brakets for gaming with the overhead projector displaying what we where doing. A one day thing turn out to last a bit longer than expected... I speed ran mega man x3 and did. 100% run of silent hill homecoming sence they are the two games... Other than runescape that I have a fair amount of exp in. Josh did a very glitch fest version on mega man. The first one and it was a Japan release. And chad did a fun glitch any% of legend of Zelda oot. And then did a 100% run after. We had a grate time and I don't have a clue when I'll be back but I'll say in a few days but no longer than a week.

And remember fuck cancer and love video games.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants?sfa=permalink
don't shit your pants

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=222381591264047
just click the link and then play on the video.

EPIC WTF GUY
pls world, make more logic.

browsing Youtube i found this!

OH GOD

If I travel back into the past to kill myself, but set aside a fresh-baked pie before I do, what temperature will the water in the bathtub have?

http://www.wildernessguardians.com/smf/index.php?topic=6814.0
it's important to this, read it.

to request music you must give a band name and album name.

such as (Strangers To Wolves - Lost Boys). band name 1st, album name 2nd.

With love and ponys



~granitecrab/nicholas

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Strangers To Wolves "Second Star On The Right" Lyric Video

fucken awesome.

with the growing use of the Teamspeak i have decided to bring back the music bot to our team speak with full controls.
so if you want music in the background or just want to chill with some music that our clan suggests/requests...

yah i'm also going to take up music requests.

but the last time i did that it was a bit of a train wreck so this is how i'm going to do it this time!
instead of just asking you all what songs you want i ask you for whole albums, so instead of me hunting for just one song i can get a wider verity and more music cuz the last time i did this the music got old... quick. same song playing over and over... so tell me what is your fave album! i'll put that bad boy on their!

but back to why i'm bringing the bot back.

well i don't play runescape... at all anymore.

so i want to do something for you guys cuz you all are so awesome and this is the best i can do.
so if i'm on ts and you want the bot moved to a particular channel ASK ME!
OR ask a staff if they are on, they tend to be nice enough to move my bot if i'm not around.
hope i contribute something.

with love and pony's



~granitecrab/Nicholas rogers.



!QUESTIONS ON THE BOT!

Q: how do i lower the bots volume?
A: its easy! just right click the bot and find the "change volume" option! click that and find a nice point for it so its not ear rape or its a comfy background noise so you can here other's.

Q: what are the bots controls?
A: its only has 3 commands, and here they are.
!winamp next, !winamp prev, and !help.

Q: when i type in any of the commands and press enter i get 2 messages, one from the bot and one from you. why is that?
A: its due to the addon's user interface crap. it cant solo out one teamspeak ID so it just acts for the both of us.

Q: you and the bot randomly leave and come back. why is that?
A: BAD MOTHA-FUCKING NET!

Q: the music quality starts to flicker/studder. why is that?
A: ...*sigh* bad net again...

Q: why is the bot 's mic mute'd sometimes?
A: i eather may be working with something on the bot or its alone in the channel and will auto mute itself to save brain width.

PS: if you have any questions ask them!
PSS: this thread will also take the album requests! just type them like this:
I'd like to request (band name) - (album name).
PSSS: not anymore, all request need to be placed here: http://www.wildernessguardians.com/smf/index.php?topic=6927.0

basically a song that puts a smile on your face and makes a shitty day better.

here is mine.
Dont Stop Me Now Lyrics

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7840888/1/Those-Minions

"The League of Legends are famous for their champions, but what about the minions that are always in the background? Follow minions Caster and Melee as they set off on a quest full of revenge, betrayal, and suffering."

this is very funny.

Parkour sex.

i am unsure of how this will happen but now i cant stop images popping in my head of assassins from assassin creed jumping from house to house while fucking someone... same with sly cooper...

just me playing some LoL on my day off. and on the day after i got home from work.

I USE PIRATE BAY WAY TO MUCH.


(i know it's the lol, limewire thing that google did, to rub in that limewire got shut down in there face's)
Lol, Limewire Full song

so lets start posting again granite! and none better a place than in the house.

so here's the best biblical advice i have seen ever. (if their is even good biblical advice.)



God = The Silent Narrator (I know right!)

Lucifer/Satan/The Devil = As Himself

Vampires = Illuminati/Half-Angels known as The Nephilim

Werewolves = FreeMason (Corrupted Templar)

Ghouls & Zombies = Your Next Door Neighbor

Demonic Spirits = The Media & Their Propagandists

Dr. Frankenstein = Scientists

The Frankenstein Monster = A Manifestation of Baphomet

Succubus = Your Favorite Porn Star........no, I'm being serious. Sex, Pacifies.

Vampire Killers (Belmont) = Christians/Jews/Deists/Natural­ists

found it in this music video comment. i know armybuilder and some other wg may like the song it self.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpxFUo7oxWM

Dear (someone you recently talked to),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
(Your name)

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Key:

1) What's the color of your shirt?
[spoiler]Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'm joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes[/spoiler]

2) Which is your birth month?
[spoiler]January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer[/spoiler]

3) Which food do you prefer?
[spoiler]Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper[/spoiler]

4) What's the color of your socks?
[spoiler]Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over[/spoiler]

5) What's the color of your underwear?
[spoiler]Black - My boyfriend
White - into My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian's goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your 'My Little Pony' collection
Other --The elephant in the corner[/spoiler]

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
[spoiler]One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed[/spoiler]

7) Your mood right now?
[spoiler]Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks[/spoiler]

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
[spoiler]White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear[/spoiler]

9) The first letter of your first name?
[spoiler]A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards[/spoiler]

10) The last letter in your last name?
[spoiler]A/B -  Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you[/spoiler]

11) What do you prefer to drink?
[spoiler]Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose[/spoiler]

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
[spoiler]Thighland – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings from your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt[/spoiler]

HAVE FUN!

WG i happy to show you what my begging on deviantart has finally gotten me.

me and jusey1 have been begging him to make this. and finally, he listens.


just click the art to be taken to the deviantart page.

i can't w8 for him to Finish it!

(note: i noped away from the computer more than one time.)



https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EOz-EAH-AaBLNtV2s_YJ7zwf1qRiuKHpA3hKeZRchBU/edit