The Wilderness Guardians - OSRS Clan - PvP, PvM and More - OSRS Mobile Clans

The ingredients


Mixing them all and shaking them


Left to ferment for 3 days


Looks like orange juice, tastes like cider


Enjoying our 2 litres of shit strong (like 10-12%), $5 apple cider

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I know it's meant to ferment for 2 months... but this was our test run.
We're going to try it with like, 6-8 bottles of juice this time round, leave it for 2 months, and have a sloshfest for less than $30 lol.

[smg id=196 type=av]

Quote"Urrrrgh..."

"Arrrrgh..."

"Ow...my spleen!"

"Ouch...my duodenum!"

"Urgh...my pancreas!"

"Oh Gods, all my organs hurt!"

"So much pain..."

"Where...where am I?"

"He broke my bones...my blood...my everything!"

I reckon I have a good chance.

Copied from the old forums.
I quite enjoyed reading them, so reposted.

Add more if you can think of them.

Clan Whores Arena (His Lordship)
Fisting Guthix (His Lordship)
The Knights of Cumalot (His Lordship)
Rimhaven (Caim) - Sequel will be Rimmington (His Lordship)
Gag and Bone Man (Reticked)
Cum Deal (Reticked)
Cocking Out (Reticked/His Lordship)
Fisting Contest (Kung Man)
Toktz-ket-dildo (Reticked)
Bumbridge (Caim)
two-bone wanna trio (Imbryanman)
Pimp Catcher (Reticked)
Rape Atoll (Caim and Kung man)
The Giant Dwarf (Reticked)
Back to my Rooting (His Lordship)
Cum Fever (Caim)
Mounting Daughter (His Lordship)
McGrubor's Woody (His Lordship)
Semen Slayer (Caim)
Breast Control (Taibz)
Breasts of Burden (His Lordship)
Queers Village (Reticked)
The deflower game (His Lordship)
Cock Tower (Caim)
Gertrude's Pussy (His Lordship)
"My arm's big adventure" (Caim)
White Wolf Mounting (Caim)
Mod Bimbo and Andrew Plower (His Lordship)
The Gland Exchange (His Lordship)
Big Chompy Bird Humping (His Lordship)
The Granny Exchange (His Lordship)
69M Drop Panty (His Lordship)
Pooncrafting  (His Lordship)
Dagganoth Sex (Raging Mage)
Cumbridge (Zurvivorman)
Underground Puss (Ikahigurashi)
Vampire Layer (Ikahigurashi)
Between a Cock (Ikahigurashi)
Whore from the Deep (Ikahigurashi)
Legacy of Queergays (Ikahigurashi)
The Lost Titty (Ikahigurashi)

It started out as me listening to Gustav Mahler symphonies, and then I found the weird part of Youtube again.

If you don't laugh at this I will pay you $1.00, Seriously

Guy screams like a girl after scare prank! -Pwned

Japanese Girls The Ring Prank

Hidden Camera - The Ring (Japan)

http://forums.zybez.net/topic/1546532-new-clan-does-everything-darkest-hour/

That entire RSC topic is one epic troll-fest!
The story: An innocent kid posts in clan discussion asking for co-leaders to start his clan, which does EVERYTHING possible in Runescape. The entire RSC community comes together to troll him but he doesn't know he's being trolled. As a result, I'm a co-leader in his new clan... the Leader of IRL Meetings and the Head of Counter-Terrorism to be precise. Keanu is the Barbarian Assault leader

It starts off a little boring but if you stick with the entire 11 pages, it just keeps getting better and better.
It's quite simply the funniest RSC topic I've ever seen.

I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH
WATCH ONCE BY ITSELF (only 30 seconds) and then once with the spoiler.
You'll be glad you watched it in that order.
If you watch it with the spoiler first you won't find it as funny.

Japanese McDonalds SpongeBob Comercial HD

[spoiler]0:00 having sex

0:04 CHARMANDERRR

0:07 awwww shit!

0:08 mothers having sex

0:12 go psycho

0:17 n****r spongebob

0:22 happy symphony

0:23 spongee bobble
[/spoiler]

Thought I'd share a few clips of me performing.
First two are mostly refined, third one is the one I'm working on and struggling with.
I put the third one in to not be a show-off basically, so you can see the struggle. Bitch of a piece.
Don't mind the gym clothes.



J. BRAHMS - Intermezzo in A Op. 118 [First Section]
When a chick asks me to play for them, this is the one I play.
My former teacher said this is my best example of musical interpretation.

J. BRAHMS - Intermezzo in A Op. 118 [First Section]
EDIT: Oh wow that still of the vid looks intensely over-emotional



J.S. BACH - The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book II [Prelude XX in A minor]
This is such a chromatic piece, and it sounds easy, but in fact it is quite difficult.
Love it to bits. Probably my most sound piece right now.
For the classical music experts here, forgive the accidental rubato caused by unfamiliar fingering.

J.S. BACH - The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book II [Prelude XX in A minor]


J.S. BACH - The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book II [Fugue XX in A minor]
This piece and the last are meant to be played as a pair (a prelude and fugue).
I've mastered the prelude, but the fugue is a real slutface.
I'm trying,,, and by the way it's meant to be played almost 50% faster than what I'm doing...
Even then, I've never played it this fast until I decided to record it for you guys... that's why I keep stopping. I'm going too fast to remember what happens next... and you can see I'm not reading the music.

J.S. BACH - The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book II [Fugue XX in A minor]

This version of the guide has been copied from WG's PRIVATE GUIDES forum so that members of the Runescape Official Clan Leaders' Forum can view it.

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This is a fairly comprehensive list of abbreviations that clans will use in common speech.
Use this guide if you come across a term that you are unaware of.
Please post below if you would like to add anything to this list.
The list is ordered alphabetically.

TOPICS INCLUDE:

   
• Some general Runescape terminology
• General clan terminology
• In-game locations
• Commands given by leaders
• Clan-related items, particulary PVP items
• Some general internet slang

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[#] [A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [K] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [Q] [R] [S] [T] [U] [V] [W] [X] [Y] [Z]

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1-hit - Describing a player dying almost immediately after being attacked, without the opportunity to heal
1-itemer - Any player who fights with a single valuable item, which they keep on death using the protect item prayer, resulting in no major loss upon death
1-iteming - Taking one valuable item into battle and protecting it with the protect item prayer, resulting in no major loss upon death
15%'s - To activate the prayers that boost your combat stats by 15%
50 Port - The ancient portal in level 50 wilderness
"X"k "Y"d - "X" is the number of kills a player made in a fight, "Y" is the amount of times they died (eg. 2k 3d = 2 kills and 3 deaths)


A

AC (noun)- Anti-crash; a clan protecting a war from crashers
AC (verb)- Anti-crash; to protect a fight from being crashed
Acc - Account
AEST (AKA AU/Aus/Aust./Oz) - Eastern Standard time in Australia (GMT +10)
AFK - Away from Keyboard
All in - The same as "fall in" (verb). To follow the leader or elected person (eg. Fi on Ghjjf = Everyone follows Ghjjf)
Altar - In a PVP context, may refer to either the Chaos Temple in level 15 or Chaos Altar in level 38 Wilderness
Anti-crash (noun)- an anticrash, a group of people who are present at the fight with the intention of keeping those who might interfere in the fight as far away as possible. This may, but is not necessarily limited to one clan
Anti-crash (verb)- To protect a clan fight from interference from a third party (clans or players) by keeping them as far away as possible
Anti-snipe - Targeting enemy snipers
App (noun) - Application OR applicant
App (verb) - To apply
Ard/y - Ardougne
AS - Anti-snipe; targeting enemy snipers
Att - Attack (either the act of attacking someone or something, or the combat stat)
Audio - Voice chat software such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo
Auto off - Turn off the auto-retaliate feature


B

Banana - A rank in the clan chat for which the icon resembles a banana (chevron)
Bank (verb) - To deposit any items acquired during an event and to replenish supplies at the bank
Bank? - "What is the value of your bank?"
BH - The crater in the wilderness that was formerly the bounty hunter crater
Bind - To cast bind spells and therefore hold opponents in one spot, stopping them from running around
Blasting - Fighting using the blast magic spells. These are the best F2P mage attack spells
Blnt - Better luck next time
BoB - Beast of Burden
Bounds - The boundaries of an event
Brb - Be right back
Brew - Saradomin Brew
Brt - Be right there
BS - In a PVP context, to backstab; attacking other members of one's own clan. In a non-PVP context, bank sale or bow strings.
Bucket Helm - Rune heraldic helmet, resembling a bucket
Buffer - To activate the prayers that boost your combat stats by 10 or 15%


C

C# - Clay class number in stealing creations (eg. C4 = Class 4 clay)
Caller - In a PVP context, the clan member in charge of choosing who to attack amongst the enemy clan
Camp - To constantly attack one person for an extended time, OR to remain in one location for an extended time OR the clan camp south of Falador
Cap (noun) - A limit imposed on a fight. Usually imposed on fight length, number of members or items (eg. 1-hour cap = Stop fighting after one hour)
Cap (verb) - To collect the maximum amount of resources at a citadel for that week
CC - Clan Chat
Chin(ning) (verb) - Using chinchompas
Cit/Citty - Citadel
Classic - Runescape Classic
CL - Clan Leader
CLF - Clan Leader forum in "RSOF"
Cluster - Cluster Fight; a fight involving more than two clans.
Cmb - Combat
Corp - Corporeal Beast. In a PVP context, the wilderness entrance to the corporeal beast lair
Corr - Corrupt dragon items
Corrupt - Corrupt dragon items
Crash - When a third party interferes with a planned fight between two other clans
CS - Coin share
CSW - Castle Wars
CW - Castle Wars OR Clan Wars
CWA - Clan wars arena
CWRI - Clan Wars run-in; a fight at clan wars in which members are allowed to return
Cut (verb) - To reduce the amount of players on the stronger side before a battle so that the two opposing clans are of similar strength


D

D [Item] - Dragon item, except for D Bow: Dark Bow
DC - Disconnect (presumably from the server)
DD - Death Dot; every member must stand on the same space to appear as one character on the minimap
DDef - Dragon defender
DDoS - Distributed Denial of Service attack; an internet attack aimed at a clan's audio server or at the clan's forums, effectively shutting them down for a varying period of time
Death Dance - A warring formation where members of a clan are following each other in a perpetual motion pattern so that no member is stationary
Death Dot - Every member must stand on the same space to appear as one character on the minimap
Death March - When players walk independently in the same direction. Used primarily as an intimidation tactic
Def - Defense
DG - Dungeoneering. In a PVP context, refers to items gained as dungeoneering rewards
DK's - Dagganoth Kings
DM - Death match; a one-on-one fight between two players to the death
Drag - To run as far as possible when attacked to lure the opponent away from the main battle
Dung - Dungeoneering. In a PVP context, refers to items gained as dungeoneering rewards
Dwarves - In a PVP context, the chaos dwarves near the "piper"


E

East gate - Same as "new gate": the members' gate in the wilderness EAST of the greater demons
Edge - Edgeville
Ending (noun) - The number of "options" immediately after a PVP battle concludes
EST - Eastern Standard Time in the USA (GMT-5)


F

F2P - Free-to-play
FA - Future applicant; a player who is on trial with a clan though not yet an official member
Fall-in (noun) - The space in which the members of a clan are standing while following a leader
Fall in (verb) - To follow the leader or elected person (eg. Fi on Ghjjf = Everyone follows Ghjjf)
Fally - Falador
FC - Friend Chat
Feast - Killing many players as part of a PK trip for the purpose of collecting loot OR defeating an opposing clan by a large margin
FFA - Free-for-all
Fi (or simply "in") - Fall in; follow the leader
FoG - Fist of Guthix minigame. In a PVP context, it refers to the equipment obtained from the minigame.
Freeze (noun) - Any of the ice spells in the Ancient Magicks spellbook, and often includes bolas
Freeze (verb) - To cast any of the ice spells in the Ancient Magicks spellbook, or use bolas or any other methods of preventing a target from moving
Full-Out - A type of war in which players do not return upon death
Full rune - Rune helmet, platebody, plage legs or plateskirt, kiteshield AND scimitar
Future app/licant - A player who is on trial with a clan though not yet an official member


G

G2g - Got to go
Gap - The small pass between two lava rivers south of the greater demons
Gds - Greater demons
GE - Grand exchange
"Get a click" - To hover your cursor over an enemy player in anticipation of attacking them once your current opponent has died
Gf - Good fight
Gj - Good job
Gl - Good luck
GMT - Greenwich Mean Time (STILL called GMT during daylight savings; is exactly the same as BST in these months)
GOP - Great Orb Project. In a PVP context, the items acquired from this minigame.
Grats/Gratz - Congratulations
GWD - God Wars Dungeon


H

Half-op - Half-operator, with less powers than an operator
HLF - High level forum in "RSOF"
Hop - to switch worlds
HP - Either constitution level or current life points depending on the context
Hug - To run around a barrier object in order to make it difficult for enemies to attack
Hybrid - To fight with two or more of the three combat styles (Melee, mage, ranged)


I

"In"  - In a PVP context, a command fall in; follow the leader. In a non-PVP context, a command to enter a specific area
Inv - Inventory
Intro (noun) - A person who is prospecting a clan prior to applying OR the topic made when a player introduces themselves
Intro (verb) - To make an introduction to a clan
IRC - Internet Relay Chat, an alternative to the Runescape clan chat
IRL - In real life


J

Jk - Joking


K

KBD - King Black Dragon
KC - Kill count
KDR - Kill/death ratio
Key rank - The clan chat ranks whose icons resemble keys. These are the highest ranks in the clan chat
Knock-Out (adjective) - A limit imposed on a fight: once a player dies, they do not return to the fight
Knock-out (verb) - To kill an opponent too quickly for them to eat all their food
KO (adjective) - Knock-out; a limit imposed on a fight: once a player dies, they do not return to the fight
KO (verb) - Knock-out; to kill an opponent too quickly for them to eat all their food
KQ - Kalphite Queen


L

Lava gap - The small pass between two lava rivers south of the greater demons
Loc - Location. As a question (Loc?), a player is asking for the clan's location
Log (verb) - The act of or command to log out of the game to avoid getting attacked, or to switch worlds
Loot (noun) - Items dropped by players or monsters who have died
Loot (verb) - Picking up items dropped by players or monsters who have died
Looter - A player who invites themself to other clans' wars to "loot"
LS - Lootshare
Lumby - Lumbridge
Lure - To send a single player up against a foe as bait and then run back to the clan with the foe chasing them


M

Mage Bank - The lever and corresponding building that accesses the bank next to the mage arena
Main - A player's most used or highest level character
Mand - Mandatory event; this refers to events where it is required for clan members to attend or face some form of repercussion.
Mass - To gather in preparation for an event
Matched - Matched options; both the clans must fight with the same amount of members
Matched-opts - Matched options; both the clans must fight with the same amount of members
Max (out) - To achieve level 138 combat OR to collect the maximum amount if resources at the citadel for a week
Maze - The ruins in the far north-east Wilderness, or less commonly the Lava Maze
MB - Mage bank; The lever and corresponding building that accesses the bank next to the mage arena
Members Gate - The same as "old gate"; the gate in the wilderness WEST of the greater demons
MG - Members Gate, the same as "old gate"; the gate in the wilderness WEST of the greater demons
ML - Memberlist
Mossies - In a PVP context, the moss giant hill south of the spider hill
Multi - A multi-combat area
Multi spells - Combat spells that can hit multiple targets (eg. Ice Barrage). Usually includes the use of chinchompas even though they are not spells
Multiclanning - Being a member of more than one clan at once. While it is only possible to be part of one clan chat, some clans include players who are not registered in their clan chat which enables multiclanning


N

NBH - North Bounty Hunter, a reference to the northeast entrance to the Wilderness crater
New gate - The members' gate in the wilderness EAST of the greater demons
Nfs - Not for sale
NG - New Gate; the members' gate in the wilderness EAST of the greater demons
NH - "No honour", a term used to describe a person or clan that behaves dishonourably (this term is falling out of common usage)
Neit - Helm of Neitiznot


O

"Off" - In a PVP context, by itself this is a command to stop attacking a target immediately
Official - In a PVP context, refers to a clan's leaders
Offsite - Pertaining to information which is not on the Runescape website but on an external site
Old gate - The members' gate in the wilderness WEST of the greater demons
Omw - On my way
Op - Operator
Open CC - A clan policy that allows any player in without any recruitment or application process.
Opts - Options; the number of options shown in the top-left corner of the game interface when the mouse hovers over a clan fallen in on a leader
Options - The number of options shown in the top-left corner of the game interface when the mouse hovers over a clan fallen in on a leader
ORSN - Original Runescape username
Outlasting - The practice of clan members returning many times to the fight after being killed in order to outlast in the long run.
Ovl - Overload


P

P2P - Pay-to-play
PC - Either Price Check OR Pest Control OR Personal Computer, depending on the context
Peng - Penguin Hide n' Seek
Pile (noun) - The target of a coordinated attack from a clan
Pile (verb) - The act of all players in a clan attacking a single person
Pile jump - To attack the victor of a one-on-one death match. Usually regarded as dishonourable.
Piper - The ghostly piper musician in the Wilderness, slightly south of the "lava gap"
PJ - Pile jump; to attack the victor of a one-on-one death match. Usually regarded as dishonourable.
PK - Player kill
PK Trip - A player-killing event, usually in the wilderness
PKRI - Player killing run-in; a clan fight (usually in the wilderness, but not always; ref. CWRI) in which players may return to the battle and continue fighting after death
POH - Player-owned house
Pond - The body of water that the Waka canoe arrives at near the Moss Giants in the wilderness
Pot (noun)- Potion
Pot (up) (verb)- To drink stat-enhancing potions.
Pray (noun) - Prayer points. In a PVP context, refers to the overhead protect prayers (eg. The player's pray is down = The player is no longer using the overhead protect prayer)
Pray Mage - To activate the protect from Magic prayer or curse
Pray Melee - To activate the protect from Melee prayer or curse
Pray Ranged - To activate the protect from Ranged prayer or curse
Prep (noun) - Preparation time for an event (eg. 3-day prep means 3 days to prepare)
Prep (verb) - To prepare for an event in advance
Priv off - To set one's private chat to offline
PST - Pacific Standard Time in the USA (GMT-8)
Pull (noun) - The amount of clan members attending an event (eg. a good pull)
Pure - A character which a player chooses to restrict in some way, usually by not training certain combat stats
PVM - Player versus monster
PVP - Player versus player


Q

Q&A - Questions  and answers
QC - Quick chat
QP - Quest points


R

Rage (verb) - To express great anger
Ragequit - To quit a clan in a moment of extreme anger
Rags - Inexpensive, low-risk PK equipment
Raid - A type of PK trip
Ranks - In a PVP context, refers to a clan's leaders. In a non-PVP context, it refers to the heirarchy of power within a clan.
RDG - Red Dragon Gate; the entrance to the Red Dragon Isle
Re-pot - To drink potions in the midst of an event to replenish stat boots
Recap - A summary of an event
Recoil - Ring of recoil
Red Dragon Gate - The entrance to the Red Dragon Isle
Ref - Referee or referral
Regroup - When a clan has spread out too thinly over a location, they select a meeting place to rendezvous before continuing with their event
Remass - When a clan has spread out too thinly over a location, they select a meeting place to rendezvous before continuing with their event
Rep - Reputation
Req(s) - Requirement(s) (eg. 110+ req is a requirement of 110 combat level or higher)
Return - As soon as you die, bank more eqquipment and supplies and get back to the fight
Revs - The revenant dungeon (sometimes accompanied by the prefix "north" or "south" to denote the corresponding dungeon entrance)
Rings - Specifically in the context of PVP rules, refers to the use of Explorer's Rings in the fight
"Robes out" - A command to switch one's equipped gear from armour to magic robes
RoL - Ring of life
RoR - Ring of recoil
RoW - Ring of wealth
RQ - Ragequit; to quit a clan in a moment of extreme anger
RR - Rune rocks
RS - Runescape!
RSB - Runescape official forums
RSC - Zybez Runescape community, or less commonly Runescape Classic (which is more commonly referred to as "Classic")
RSN - Runescape username
RSOF - Runescape official forums
Run (noun) - A player's energy level (eg. 50 run = 50% energy)
Rush (verb) - To quickly attack another player or clan without warning


S

SBH - South Bounty Hunter, a reference to the southeast or southwest entrances to the Wilderness crater
SC - Stealing Creations
Screenie - To take a screenshot (an image capture of the game interface)
Sec - Wait a second
Sign-up (noun) - A forum list that records members who are available to attend an event
Sign up (verb) - To post on an event topic expressing one's availability to attend or not
Single - A single-combat area
Single hugging - When an opponent (player or clan) flees from a multi-combat area to a single combat area, then occasionally re-enters multi-combat briefly to attack and then immediately run back to the safety of a single combat zone.
Single spells - Combat spells that can only hit one player at a time (eg. Ice Blitz)
Single Strip - The single-combat area along the entire east coast of the Wilderness
Skulled - Description of a player with a skull above their head from attacking in the wilderness
Skulling - The act of attacking in the wilderness when previously "unskulled"
Slump - A clan shrinking or receding in size and power
Snipe - To attack a member other than the one assigned by the caller
Sniper - A member who is assigned to "snipe"
Spam (noun) - Excessive and rapid typing or posting of the same or similar material from a player
Spam (verb) - In a PVP context, to repeatedly type the opponent's name as one attacks them so that the clan knows who is being targetted. In a non-PVP context, to type or post the same or similar material excessively and rapidly
Spam Tower - The result of a clan standing on the same space and repeatedly typing the same text, creating a "tower" of text in-game.
Spec - To activate a weapon's special attack
Spiders - In a PVP context, the spider hill in deep wilderness
Splash - When a player attempts to cast a spell but it fails, resulting in an animation resembling a splash of water.
Spread (out) - To leave a fall-in (ie, to stop following a leader) and scatter randomly around an area
Spy - A person who joins another clan for the sole purpose of leaking that clan's private info to a rival clan (like fight times and IP addresses)
Star rank - The clan chat ranks whose icons resemble stars. These are generally leadership ranks one tier below "key ranks"
Starting (noun) - The number of "options" immediately before a PVP battle commences
Str - Strength
SW - Soul Wars
Sweep - The process of removing inactive members from a clan


T

T# - Citadel tier number (eg. T5 = tier 5)
Tab (noun) - A teleport tablet
Tab (verb) - To teleport using a tablet
Tank (noun) - A player with high defense and proficient skill to survive enemy onlslaught for a long time (AKA "tanking")
Tank (verb) - To be able to consume all food before dying when attacked by an opposing clan
Tb - Teleport block
Tber - A person assigned to cast teleport block in PVP
Tele - To teleport away. In a PVP context, to teleport out of a fight to safety.
Tl;dr - Too long; didn't read (almost exclusively used in forum posts)
ToG - Tears of Guthix
Tort - War Tortoise pouch or familiar
Transition - To switch to a new "pile" before the current "pile" is dead
Tree-to-tree - A popular warring region based around the members gate west of the greater demons, with the boundaries marked on the minimap by two lone trees east and west of the gate
Tribrid - A specific type of hybriding that uses all three combat styles
TS - Teamspeak 2 or 3 (usually 3), the voice-over software
TS2 - Teamspeak 2, the voice-over software
TS3 - Teamspeak 3, the voice-over software


U

Uncapped - A PK Run-In with no limitations
Unskulled - Description of a player in the wilderness who has not acquired a skull above their head from attacking


V

Var - Varrock
Vent - Ventrilo, the voice-over software
Vex - Clan Vexillum
Vid (noun) - A video
Vid (verb) - To record a video using screen capture software
Voice (noun) - Voice chat software
Voice (verb) - To give someone speaking privileges in a chat room


W

w# - The world to switch to  (eg. w27 = World 27)
Wc - Either Woodcutting OR Wrong chat
Wd - Well done
Welf - Welfare; Inexpensive, low-risk PK equipment
Welfare - Inexpensive, low-risk PK equipment
Wild/Wildy - The Wilderness
WS - White screen


X

X out - To disconnect


Y

Yt - Youtube


Z

Zzz - Asleep

This is a fairly comprehensive list of abbreviations that clans will use in common speech.
Use this guide if you come across a term that you are unaware of.
Please post below if you would like to add anything to this list.
The list is ordered alphabetically.

TOPIC INCLUDE:

   
• Some general Runescape terminology
• General clan terminology
• In-game locations
• Commands given by leaders
• Certain clan initials
• Clan-related items, particulary PVP items
• Some general internet slang

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[#] [A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [K] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [Q] [R] [S] [T] [U] [V] [W] [X] [Y] [Z] [Clan Initials]

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1-hit - Describing a player dying almost immediately after being attacked, without the opportunity to heal
1-itemer - Any person "1-iteming"
1-iteming - Taking one valuable item into battle and protecting it with the protect item prayer, resulting in no major loss upon death
15%'s - To activate the prayers that boost your combat stats by 15%
50 Port - The ancient portal in level 50 wilderness
"X"k "Y"d - "X" is the number of kills a player made in a fight, "Y" is the amount of times they died (eg. 2k 3d = 2 kills and 3 deaths)


A

AC (noun)- Anti-crash; a clan protecting a war from crashers
AC (verb)- Anti-crash; to protect a fight from being crashed
Acc - Account
AEST (AKA AU/Aus/Aust./Oz) - Eastern Standard time in Australia (GMT +10)
AFK - Away from Keyboard
All in - The same as "fall in" (verb). To follow the leader or elected person (eg. Fi on Ghjjf = Everyone follows Ghjjf)
Altar - In a PVP context, may refer to either the Chaos Temple in level 15 or Chaos Altar in level 38 Wilderness
Anti-crash (noun)- A clan protecting a war from crashers
Anti-crash (verb)- To protect a fight from being crashed
Anti-snipe - Targeting enemy snipers
App (noun) - Application OR applicant
App (verb) - To apply
Ard/y - Ardougne
AS - Anti-snipe; targeting enemy snipers
Att - Attack (either the act of attacking someone or something, or the combat stat)
Audio - Voice chat software
Auschwitz - The farm from the Spirit of Summer/Summer's End quests
Auto off - Turn off the auto-retaliate feature


B

Banana - A rank in the clan chat for which the icon resembles a banana (chevron)
Bank (verb) - To deposit any items acquired during an event and to replenish supplies at the bank
Bank? - "What is the value of your bank?"
Barb Vill - Barbarian Village
BH - The crater in the wilderness that was formerly the bounty hunter crater
Bind - To cast bind spells and therefore hold opponents in one spot, stopping them from running around
Blasting - Fighting using the blast magic spells. These are the best F2P mage attack spells
Blnt - Better luck next time
BoB - Beast of Burden
Bounds - The boundaries of an event
Brb - Be right back
Brew - Saradomin Brew
Brt - Be right there
BS - In a PVP context, to backstab; attacking other members of one's own clan. In a non-PVP context, bank sale or bow strings.
Bucket Helm - Rune heraldic helmet, resembling a bucket


C

C# - Clay class number in stealing creations(eg. C4 = Class 4 clay)
Caller - In a PVP context, the clan member in charge of choosing who to attack amongst the enemy clan
Camp - To constantly attack one person for an extended time, OR to remain in one location for an extended time
Cap (noun) - A limit imposed on a fight. Usually imposed on fight length, number of members or items (eg. 1-hour cap = Stop fighting after one hour)
Cap (verb) - To collect the maximum amount of resources at a citadel for that week
CC - Clan Chat
Chin(ning) (verb) - Using chinchompas
Cit/Citty - Citadel
Classic - Runescape Classic
CL - Clan Leader
CLF - Clan Leader forum in "RSOF"
Cluster - Cluster Fight; a fight involving more than two clans.
Cmb - Combat
Corp - In a PVP context, the entrance to the corporeal beast lair in the wilderness
Corr - Corrupt dragon items
Corrupt - Corrupt dragon items
Crash - When a sthird party interferes with a planned fight between two other clans
CS - Coin share
CSW - Castle Wars
CW - Castle Wars
CWA - Clan wars arena
CWRI - Clan Wars run-in; a fight at clan wars in which members are allowed to return
Cut (verb) - To reduce the amount of players on the stronger side before a battle so that the two opposing clans are of similar strength


D

DC - Disconnect (presumably from the server)
DD - Death Dot; every member must stand on the same space to appear as one character on the minimap
DDef - Dragon defender
DDoS - Distributed Denial of Service attack; an internet attack aimed at a clan's audio server or at the clan's forums, effectively shutting them down for a varying period of time
Death Dance - A warring formation where members of a clan are following each other in a perpetual motion pattern so that no member is stationary
Death Dot - Every member must stand on the same space to appear as one character on the minimap
Death March - When players walk independently in the same direction. Used primarily as an intimidation tactic
Def - Defense
DG - Dungeoneering. In a PVP context, refers to items gained as dungeoneering rewards
DK's - Dagganoth Kings
DMed - Dragon medium helmet
Drag - To run as far as possible when attacked to lure the opponent away from the main battle
Dung - Dungeoneering. In a PVP context, refers to items gained as dungeoneering rewards
Dwarves - In a PVP context, the chaos dwarves near the "piper"


E

East gate - Same as "new gate": the members' gate in the wilderness EAST of the greater demons
Edge - Edgeville
Ending (noun) - The number of "options" immediately after a PVP battle concludes
EST - Eastern Standard Time in the USA (GMT-5)


F

F2P - Free-to-play
FA - Future applicant; a player who is on trial with a clan though not yet an official member
Fall-in (noun) - The space in which the members of a clan are standing while following a leader
Fall in (verb) - To follow the leader or elected person (eg. Fi on Ghjjf = Everyone follows Ghjjf)
Fally - Falador
FC - Friend Chat
Feast - Killing many players as part of a PK trip for the purpose of collecting loot OR defeating an opposing clan by a large margin
FFA - Free-for-all
Fi (or simply "in") - Fall in; follow the leader
FoG - Fist of Guthix minigame. In a PVP context, it refers to the equipment obtained from the minigame.
Freeze (noun) - Any of the ice spells in the Ancient Magicks spellbook, and often includes bolas
Freeze (verb) - To cast any of the ice spells in the Ancient Magicks spellbook, or use bolas or any other methods of preventing a target from moving
Full-Out - A type of war in which players do not return upon death
Full rune - Rune helmet, platebody, plage legs or plateskirt, kiteshield AND scimitar
Future app/licant - A player who is on trial with a clan though not yet an official member


G

G2g - Got to go
Gap - The small pass between two lava rivers south of the greater demons
Gds - Greater demons
GE - Grand exchange
"Get a click" - To hover your cursor over an enemy player in anticipation of attacking them once your current opponent has died
Gf - Good fight
Gj - Good job
Gl - Good luck
GMT - Greenwich Mean Time (STILL called GMT during daylight savings; is exactly the same as BST in these months)
GOP - Great Orb Project. In a PVP context, the items acquired from this minigame.
Grats/Gratz - Congratulations
GWD - God Wars Dungeon


H

Half-op - Half-operator, with less powers than an operator
HLF - High level forum in "RSOF"
HP - Either constitution level or current life points depending on the context
Hug - To run around a barrier object in order to make it difficult for enemies to attack
Hybrid - To fight with two or more of the three combat styles (Melee, mage, ranged)


I

"In"  - In a PVP context, a command fall in; follow the leader. In a non-PVP context, a command to enter a specific area
Inv - Inventory
Intro (noun) - A person who is prospecting a clan prior to applying OR the topic made when a player introduces themselves
Intro (verb) - To make an introduction to a clan
IRC - Internet Relay Chat, an alternative to the Runescape clan chat
IRL - In real life


J

Jk - Joking


K

KBD - King Black Dragon
KC - Kill count
KDR - Kill/death ratio
Key rank - The clan chat ranks whose icons resemble keys. These are the highest ranks in the clan chat
Knock-Out (adjective) - A limit imposed on a fight: once a player dies, they do not return to the fight
Knock-out (verb) - To kill an opponent too quickly for them to eat all their food
KO (adjective) - Knock-out; a limit imposed on a fight: once a player dies, they do not return to the fight
KO (verb) - Knock-out; to kill an opponent too quickly for them to eat all their food
KQ - Kalphite Queen


L

Lava gap - The small pass between two lava rivers south of the greater demons
Loc - Location. As a question (Loc?), a player is asking for the clan's location
Log (verb) - The act of or command to log out of the game to avoid getting attacked, or to switch worlds
Loot (noun) - Items dropped by players or monsters who have died
Loot (verb) - Picking up items dropped by players or monsters who have died
Looter - A player who invites themself to other clans' wars to "loot"
LS - Lootshare
Lumby - Lumbridge
Lure - To send a single player up against a foe as bait and then run back to the clan with the foe chasing them


M

Mage Bank - The lever and corresponding building that accesses the bank next to the mage arena
Main = A player's most used or highest level character
Mand - Mandatory event; this refers to events where it is required for clan members to attend or face some form of repercussion.
Mass - To gather in preparation for an event
Matched - Matched options; both the clans must fight with the same amount of members
Matched-opts - Matched options; both the clans must fight with the same amount of members
Max (out) - To achieve level 138 combat OR to collect the maximum amount if resources at the citadel for a week
Maze - The ruins in the far north-east Wilderness, or less commonly the Lava Maze
MB - Mage bank; The lever and corresponding building that accesses the bank next to the mage arena
Members Gate - The same as "old gate"; the gate in the wilderness WEST of the greater demons
MG - Members Gate, the same as "old gate"; the gate in the wilderness WEST of the greater demons
ML - Memberlist
Mossies - In a PVP context, the moss giant hill south of the spider hill
Multi - A multi-combat area
Multi spells - Combat spells that can hit multiple targets (eg. Ice Barrage). Usually includes the use of chinchompas even though they are not spells


N

NBH - North Bounty Hunter, a reference to the northeast entrance to the Wilderness crater
New gate - The members' gate in the wilderness EAST of the greater demons
Nfs - Not for sale
NG - New Gate; the members' gate in the wilderness EAST of the greater demons
NH - "No honour", a term used to describe a person or clan that behaves dishonourably (this term is falling out of common usage)
Neit - Helm of Neitiznot


O

"Off" - In a PVP context, by itself this is a command to stop attacking a target immediately
Official - In a PVP context, refers to a clan's leaders
Offsite - Pertaining to information which is not on the Runescape website but on an external site
Old gate - The members' gate in the wilderness WEST of the greater demons
Omw - On my way
Op - Operator
Open CC - A clan policy that allows any player in without any recruitment or application process.
Opts - Options; the number of options shown in the top-left corner of the game interface when the mouse hovers over a clan fallen in on a leader
Options - The number of options shown in the top-left corner of the game interface when the mouse hovers over a clan fallen in on a leader
ORSN - Original Runescape username
Outlasting - The practice of clan members returning many times to the fight after being killed in order to outlast in the long run.
Ovl - Overload


P

P2P - Pay-to-play
PC = Either Price Check OR Pest Control OR Personal Computer, depending on the context
Peng - Penguin Hide n' Seek
Pile (noun) - The target of a coordinated attack from a clan
Pile (verb) - The act of all players in a clan attacking a single person
Pile jump - To attack the victor of a one-on-one death match. Usually regarded as dishonourable.
Piper - The ghostly piper musician in the Wilderness, slightly south of the "lava gap"
PJ - Pile jump; to attack the victor of a one-on-one death match. Usually regarded as dishonourable.
PK - Player kill
PK Trip - A player-killing event, usually in the wilderness
PKRI - Player killing run-in
POH - Player-owned house
Pond - The pond the Waka canoe arrives at near the Moss Giants in the wilderness
Pot (noun)- Potion
Pot (up) (verb)- To drink stat-enhancing potions.
Pray (noun) - Prayer points. In a PVP context, refers to the overhead protect prayers (eg. The player's pray is down = The player is no longer using the overhead protect prayer)
Pray Mage - To activate the protect from Magic prayer or curse
Pray Melee - To activate the protect from Melee prayer or curse
Pray Ranged - To activate the protect from Ranged prayer or curse
Prep (noun) - Preparation time for an event (eg. 3-day prep means 3 days to prepare)
Prep (verb) - To prepare for an event in advance
Priv off - To set one's private chat to offline
PST - Pacific Standard Time in the USA (GMT-8)
Pull (noun) - The amount of clan members attending an event (eg. a good pull)
Pure - A character which a player chooses to restrict in some way, usually by not training certain combat stats
PVM - Player versus monster
PVP - Player versus player


Q

Q&A - Questions  and answers
QC - Quick chat
QP - Quest points


R

Rage (verb) - To express great anger
Ragequit - To quit a clan in a moment of extreme anger
Rags - Inexpensive, low-risk PK equipment
Raid - A type of PK trip
Ranks - In a PVP context, refers to a clan's leaders. In a non-PVP context, it refers to the heirarchy of power within a clan.
RDG - Red Dragon Gate; the entrance to the Red Dragon Isle
Re-pot - To drink potions in the midst of an event to replenish stat boots
Recap - A summary of an event
Recoil - Ring of recoil
Red Dragon Gate - The entrance to the Red Dragon Isle
Ref - Referee or referral
Regroup - When a clan has spread out too thinly over a location, they select a meeting place to rendezvous before continuing with their event
Remass - When a clan has spread out too thinly over a location, they select a meeting place to rendezvous before continuing with their event
Rep - Reputation
Req(s) - Requirement(s) (eg. 110+ req is a requirement of 110 combat level or higher)
Return - As soon as you die, bank more eqquipment and supplies and get back to the fight
Revs - The revenant dungeon (sometimes accompanied by the prefix "north" or "south" to denote the corresponding dungeon entrance)
Rings - Specifically in the context of PVP rules, refers to the use of Explorer's Rings in the fight
"Robes out" - A command to switch one's equipped gear from armour to magic robes
RoL - Ring of life
RoR - Ring of recoil
RoW - Ring of wealth
RQ - Ragequit; to quit a clan in a moment of extreme anger
RR - Rune rocks
RS - Runescape!
RSB - Runescape official forums
RSC - Zybez Runescape community, or less commonly Runescape Classic (which is more commonly referred to as "Classic")
RSN - Runescape username
RSOF - Runescape official forums
Run (noun) - A player's energy level (eg. 50 run = 50% energy)
Rush (verb) - To quickly attack another player or clan without warning


S

SBH - South Bounty Hunter, a reference to the southeast or southwest entrances to the Wilderness crater
SC - Stealing Creations
Screenie - To take a screenshot (an image capture of the game interface)
Sec - Wait a second
Sign-up (noun) - A forum list that records members who are available to attend an event
Sign up (verb) - To post on an event topic expressing one's availability to attend or not
Single - A single-combat area
Single hugging - When an opponent (player or clan) flees from a multi-combat area to a single combat area, then occasionally re-enters multi-combat briefly to attack and then immediately run back to the safety of a single combat zone.
Single spells - Combat spells that can only hit one player at a time (eg. Ice Blitz)
Single Strip - The single-combat area along the entire east coast of the Wilderness
Skulled - Description of a player with a skull above their head from attacking in the wilderness
Skulling - The act of attacking in the wilderness when previously "unskulled"
Snipe - To attack a member other than the one assigned by the caller
Sniper - A member who is assigned to "snipe"
Spam (noun) - Excessive and rapid typing or posting of the same or similar material from a player
Spam (verb) - In a PVP context, to repeatedly type the opponent's name as one attacks them so that the clan knows who is being targetted. In a non-PVP context, to type or post the same or similar material excessively and rapidly
Spam Tower - The result of a clan standing on the same space and repeatedly typing the same text, creating a "tower" of text in-game.
Spec - To activate a weapon's special attack
Sperm Hill - The section of lava north of the wilderness Hill Giants which resembles a sperm
Spiders - In a PVP context, the spider hill in deep wilderness
Splash - When a player attempts to cast a spell but it fails, resulting in an animation resembling a splash of water.
Spread (out) - To leave a fall-in (ie, to stop following a leader) and scatter randomly around an area
Spy - A person who joins another clan for the sole purpose of leaking that clan's private info to a rival clan (like fight times and IP addresses)
Star rank - The clan chat ranks whose icons resemble stars. These are generally leadership ranks one tier below "key ranks"
Starting (noun) - The number of "options" immediately before a PVP battle commences
Str - Strength
SW - Soul Wars
Sweep - The process of removing inactive members from a clan


T

T# - Citadel tier number (eg. T5 = tier 5)
Tab (noun) - A teleport tablet
Tab (verb) - To teleport using a tablet
Tank (noun) - A player with high defense and proficient skill to survive enemy onlslaught for a long time (AKA "tanking")
Tank (verb) - To be able to consume all food before dying when attacked by an opposing clan
Tb - Teleport block
Tber - A person assigned to cast teleport block in PVP
Tele - To teleport away. In a PVP context, to teleport out of a fight to safety.
Tl;dr - Too long; didn't read (almost exclusively used in forum posts)
ToG - Tears of Guthix
Tort - War Tortoise pouch or familiar
Transition - To switch to a new "pile" before the current "pile" is dead
Tree-to-tree - A popular warring region based around the members gate west of the greater demons, with the boundaries marked on the minimap by two lone trees east and west of the gate
Tribrid - A specific type of hybriding that uses all three combat styles
TS - Teamspeak 2 or 3 (usually 3), the voice-over software
TS2 - Teamspeak 2, the voice-over software
TS3 - Teamspeak 3, the voice-over software


U

Uncapped - A PK Run-In with no limitations
Unskulled - Description of a player in the wilderness who has not acquired a skull above their head from attacking


V

Var - Varrock
Vent - Ventrilo, the voice-over software
Vex - Clan Vexillum
Vid (noun) - A video
Vid (verb) - To record a video using screen capture software
Voice (noun) - Voice chat software
Voice (verb) - To give someone speaking privileges in a chat room


W

w# - The world to switch to  (eg. w27 = World 27)
Wc - Either Woodcutting OR Wrong chat
Wd - Well done
Welf - Welfare; Inexpensive, low-risk PK equipment
Welfare - Inexpensive, low-risk PK equipment
Wild/Wildy - The Wilderness
WS - White screen


X

X out - To disconnect


Y

Yt - Youtube


Z

Zzz - Asleep


Clan Initials
[Features only the most popular clans, living and dead, and is biased toward PVP clans]

AA - Australian Army
Asc - Ascension
AF - Ancient Fury
BK - The BlacKnights
Brut - Brutality
CC - Caped Carousers
CE - Clan Europe
CL - Chivalry Legions
Col - Collision
Corr - Corruption
CQ - Clan Quest
DF - Divine Forces (sometimes Downfall)
DG - Descendant Guardians
DGE - Dungeoneering Elites
DI - Damage Incorporated
Div - Divination
DS - Dark Slayers
EA - Elite Assassins
EoS - Echo of Silence
FF - Frozen Fury
FFDN - Famous for Double Natures (formerly Fast Free Double Natures)
FUN - Family Unity Network
Gladz - The Gladiatorz
HF - Higher Force
KO - Kill orgy
LF - Lithuanian Forces
Maxed - Maxed Clan
MM - Mayham Makers
NG - Northern Gods
NK - Northern Kings
OTG - Of The Gods
PH - Pure Hatred
RoT - Reign of Terror
RR - Rune Raiders
RSCA - Runescape Classic Alliance
RSD - Runescape Dinasty
SE - Silent Ember (sometimes Shadow Elves)
SoA - Spirits of Arianwyn
Sol - Solace
THE - 'THE' Clan
TR - The Rising
TRWF - The Rune Warhungers Federation
TS - The Sabres
TSG - The Slayer's Guild
TT - The Titans
VR - Violent Resolution
Welf - Welfarers
WG - Wilderness Guardians
WL - Wilderland
ZT - Zero Tolerance

I applied to Durham University and got accepted.
When I saw who would be teaching me composition, I declined the offer immediately.

This is one of his pieces.
Trevor Wishart @ Sotto Voce, Cafe Oto. 11.09.10
Ths first 90 seconds will do.
Skip to 2:40 if you want to see him drooling.

Here's the scenario:



Posted above is the start of my website's title animation.
I have a bunch of letters which I am going to hang off a tree branch or some fixed bar, with string.
A gentle breeze will blow against them causing them to rock (and therefore rotate) gently at different rates according to how large each letter is and how long the string is.



In summary... Uncontrolled variables: Horizontal force, length of string.  Controlled Variables: 20N gravity, the relationship between Variable B and horizontal force applied. How far does each letter travel and how fast?

Whoever gives me the information I need will get real life money, according to how much effort is put in.

EDIT: If you're super awesome, you'd let the force of the wind change according to a sine wave with a relatively flat amplitude.

I guess this is my first active topic.
Just got back, posting in Hello's forum shortly.
First thing I did was upgrade my computer to this:

Intel® Core™ i7-2600K Processor (8M Cache, 3.40 GHz)
8GB DDR3 RAM
Gigabyte GA-Z68XP-UD4 Motherboard
GeForce GTX 570 GPU Graphics Card
HyperX SSD Drive (High-speed SATA Rev. 3.0 (6 Gb/s) transfer speeds) in addition to my other hard drives which come to 4TB
Thermaltake TR2 Bronze 800W Power Supply
Welland EZStor ME-220PN Tool-free HDD Rack
22x Super-Multi DVD Rewriter
2x Aerocool Shark Fan 140mm
Aerocool BX-500 EVIL BLACK EDITION Gaming Case
Windows 7 (64-bit) - I previously had 32-bit and the new hardware goes to waste with 32-bit, therefore... RE-INSTALLING EVERYTHING! FML!
Casecom 3.5" 1x 20 Pin 2x USB 3.0 Connector to 2x SATA 16pin Connector
Serial ATA (SATA) Power Y (Splitter) Cable 4-15 PIN 150MM

Computers... Dididoitrite?
EDI: Now I can play rs gud ya?

50k PER email address you own.
All you have to do is follow the instructions below:

QuoteThere's this classical music station called ABC Classic FM that is doing a countdown of best pieces of music... and we're trying to vote the biggest piece of garbage song to the top. So yeah, if you could vote... it takes like 30 seconds, we will love you for all time!

When ABC Classic FM releases it's Classic 100 20th century countdown, let's make sure that at the very top of that list, is one of the great master works of the century: Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet.

It is such an imaginative, moving work that has much to say about the human condition, and has brought me to tears on many occasions.

CLICK THE LINK TO LISTEN TO THIS SHORT EXCERPT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13D1YY_BvWU

You'll no doubt agree that it is the greatest composition of the century, and that we should share it with ALL of Australia, so let's aim to make it #1 on the countdown!

HERE"S HOW YOU VOTE:

Click on the link below
http://www.abc.net.au/classic/100/

1. Click "Vote Now"
2. The Helicopter Quartet is not in the shortlist, so click "Add your own"
3. Composer will be Karlheinz Stockhausen, work will be "Helicopter String Quartet", click "Next"
4. Check the box in your updates shortlist and click "Next"
5. Enter your name and email address and click "send"
6. Check your email inbox and confirm your vote.
7. Tell all your family members and friends to vote and join our Facebook group to celebrate the countdown when it happens!

Forget the favourites (Shostakovich, Debussy, VW, Rach) - they'll make it in there without your help. Give old Stocky his time in the sun. Stockhausen may have believed he was born on Sirius, the "Dog Star" but his music is fully of Earthly delights.

Oh, and you don't have to be Australian to vote.

Good luck on bringing this master work to all of Australia!

Take a screenshot of your email confirmation page, upload and post here:
(You can add the image as an attachment instead of uploading)

Example shown below.
Make sure you click the link in the verification email.

CHANGE YOUR NAME FOR EACH VOTE SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE DIFFERENT PEOPLE VOTING!

You get the 50k next time I see you online or in IRC.

I have set up the biggest troll in Australian radio history.

Every year, the radio station ABC Classic FM has a top list voted for by the listeners.
This year's theme is 20th Century Classical Music.
We're aiming to get the (approximately) 1000 votes needed to send one particular work to #1.
Probably one of the most awful pieces of trash ever written.
Help us do that! When it gets announced as #1 out of nowhere, many lols will be had!

Quoting my Facebook Event:

QuoteWhen ABC Classic FM releases it's Classic 100 20th century countdown, let's make sure that at the very top of that list, is one of the great master works of the century: Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet.

It is such an imaginative, moving work that has much to say about the human condition, and has brought me to tears on many occasions.

CLICK THE LINK TO LISTEN TO THIS SHORT EXCERPT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13D1YY_BvWU

You'll no doubt agree that it is the greatest composition of the century, and that we should share it with ALL of Australia, so let's aim to make it #1 on the countdown!

HERE"S HOW YOU VOTE:

Click on the link below
http://www.abc.net.au/classic/100/

1. Click "Vote Now"
2. The Helicopter Quartet is not in the shortlist, so click "Add your own"
3. Composer will be Karlheinz Stockhausen, work will be "Helicopter String Quartet", click "Next"
4. Check the box in your updates shortlist and click "Next"
5. Enter your name and email address and click "send"
6. Check your email inbox and confirm your vote.
7. Tell all your family members and friends to vote and join our Facebook group to celebrate the countdown when it happens!

Forget the favourites (Shostakovich, Debussy, VW, Rach) - they'll make it in there without your help. Give old Stocky his time in the sun. Stockhausen may have believed he was born on Sirius, the "Dog Star" but his music is fully of Earthly delights.

Good luck on bringing this master work to all of Australia!

Could you please participate in this event?
You don't have to be Australian to vote.
Just have a valid email address.
And if you wanted to be super awesome, you'd also ask family and friends to vote.

Whenever you make a new record, post it below and I'll update the records.
These are personal bests, and EVERYONE who posts get added even if they aren't top of the ladder.
You're competing only against yourself.


MOST CONSECUTIVE PUSHUPS:

His Lordship - 58
Colinwarrior - 80
Bassism - 104
Theboy126 - 60
Indivi2you - 67
DG_Aaron - 78
Irock129 - 40
Sir Wolfoo - 68
Lth - 26
Wayshow – 50
Suspect Doom – 55
Crunchycard – 72
Viet4life114 – 142
Al – 45
Knight4565 – 100
Daron – 40
Jesse – 54
Tnuac – 40
Vipermen – 239
Jpoole806 – 71
Pacman Syu – 40


MOST CONSECUTIVE SITUPS:

Colinwarrior - 75
Bassism - 146   
Irock129 - 18
Sir Wolfoo - 47
Ross - 150
Wayshow – 80
Suspect Doom – 40
Al – 67
Daron – 85
Tnuac – 60
Vipermen – 143
Jpoole806 - 83

MOST CONSECUTIVE PULL-UPS:

His Lordship - 21
Bassism – 19
Lth – 18
Crunchycard – 12
Tnuac - 15
Al - 10

HEAVIEST BENCH PRESS:

His Lordship - 160kg (352lb)
Theboy126 - 148kg (325lb)
Indivi2you – 88.5kg (195lb)
Sir Wolfoo - 120kg (265lb)
Brent147 - 132kg (290lb)
C0ach - 143.2kg (315lb)
Suspect Doom – (300lb)
Viet4life114 – 265lb
Jesse – 305 lb
Paul – 120kg (265lb)
Raging Mage2 – 140kg
Nublar – 245lb
Vipermen – 435lb
   
HEAVIEST DEADLIFT:

His Lordship - 210kg (463lb)
Bassism - 152.5kg (335.5lb)
Brent147 - 272.7kg (600lb)
C0ach - 234kg (515lb)
Suspect Doom – 500lb
Paul – 250kg
Raging Mage2 – 225kg (402lb)
Nublar – 375lb
Vipermen – 765lb

HEAVIEST SQUAT:

His Lordship - 200kg (440lb)
Bassism - 122.5kg (270lb)
Indivi2you - 102.3kg (225lb)
Sir Wolfoo - 200kg (440lb)
Brent147 - 204.5kg (450lb)
C0ach - 184kg (405lb)
Viet4life114 – 325lb
Jesse – 365lb   
Paul – 200kg (440lb)
Raging Mage2 – 200kg (308lb)
Nublar – 290lb
Vipermen – 580lb

FASTEST 100m SPRINT:

Seb - 13 seconds
Rodney75 - 11.3 seconds
Dog b2 - 11.05 seconds
Sir Wolfoo - 14.1 seconds
Lth - 13.7 seconds
Byakuya – 13.06 seconds
Mattycakees – 11.2 seconds
Buns – 13.2 seconds
Jesse – 11.2 seconds

FASTEST 400m RUN:
Viet4life114: 52.3 seconds
Mattycakees: 57.1 seconds


FASTEST 1-MILE RUN:

Wayshow - 5 minutes  58 seconds
Bassism - 6 minutes 0 seconds
Indivi2you - 6 minutes 7 seconds
DG_Aaron - 5 minutes 45 seconds
Trilerium - 5 minutes 36 seconds
Ross - 6 minutes 20 seconds
Keith - 4 minutes 53 seconds
Al - 5 minutes 57 seconds
Suspect Doom – 7 minutes x seconds
Viet4life114 – 4 minutes 48 seconds
Mattycakees  - 6 minutes 3 seconds
Jesse – 5 minutes 50 seconds
Vipermen – 6 minutes 34 seconds
Pacman Syu – 6 minutes 40 seconds

FASTEST 5k RUN:

Keith – 18 minutes 0 seconds
Wayshow – 19 minutes 20 seconds
Dogb2 – 18 minutes 0 seconds



BEST BEEP TEST SCORE:

His Lordship - 12.7
Scumtroll69 - 13.0
Seb- 16.0
Tayzon_Day - 6.3
Taibz - 6.2
Jammie415 - 12.5
Lth - 12.0



FURTHEST LONG JUMP:

Indivi2you - 5.59m (18'4")
Lth - 5.07m (16'7.6")
   
TALLEST HIGH JUMP:

Rodney75 - 1.53m (5')
Indivi2you - 1.73m (5'8")

FURTHEST TRIPLE JUMP:

Rodney75 - 14.36m

LONGEST RUN:

Keith - 26.2 miles
Dog b2 - 26 miles
Al - 13.11 miles
Vipermen – 26 miles

LONGEST SWIM:

Keith – 1.5 miles

LONGEST BIKE:

Keith – 103.25 miles




Suggest your own records to put in here as well!
Please keep it to basic fitness and not specialist sport. Swimming, running, biking, athletics, weights and the like.

There was a thread like this on the old forums.
I liked it so I'm bringing it back.

Name three little things about yourself that you don't think people would know about you.

Me first.

1. My favourite Pokémon is Jumpluff, because of the Sleep Powder + Leech Seed Combination. Jumpluff's high speed allows it to use sleep powder before almost any other Pokémon
2. Around the beginning of Runescape 2, I was an amazing quest master. I was the first person to write a guide on these quests: Monkey Madness, Nature Spirit, Troll Romance. I am particularly proud of Monkey Madness, which took me I think 8 hours to complete. I wasn't the first to complete it but I would have been in the first 100, and I did have the first guide up.
3. I am scared of the ocean. Very scared. Pictures and sounds are fine, but when I'm there I shit my pants. In the first Aussie IRL meeting I was fuck-off scared when I had to go in (as in, I felt like I would die if I went in), but I didn't want to look like a pussy around everyone else so I acted fine.

I've been stalking Youtube for the entries I believe will make the finals.
Below are some of the best.
I don't think my entry will make it any more :(
PS - I'm not going to include Faggotauros' entry.

RuneScape Golden Gnome Video Awards 2011 - "The Proposal" by Prezleek

The A Bum Ination - Golden Gnome Video Awards 2011 Entry By Bumbum007

Golden Gnome Video Awards 2011 by Pabs
^Especially this guy^

How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

BRILLIANT!
The best part is the bit at the end with Gandalf!!!
I won't spoil any more.
Gtg cya soon guys.

[smg id=124 type=av]

My music for the Golden Gnomes Entry.
This is the final version and includes the acoustic fiddle solo at the end.
All comments welcome, good and bad.

Oh how I LOVE being Australian.
We got it 2 days before everyone else for some strange reason.
It comes HIGHLY recommended to you all.

The action scenes are one notch down from the Lord of the Rings (which for me is the absolute highest bench mark).
One notch down = Fucking amazing

I *sometimes* cry in movies, and this one brought me to tears in two places.
One was when the credits rolled and I realised I had not seen Emma Watson's cleavage.

What an amazing end to the journey.
It delivers on the book 100% and goes further.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-play-Runescape-Ladies-please-one-at-a-time/132380183510465

This is why I have all my friends call me Gene and not Eugene.
Eugene comes from the word eugenics. BAD!
And when associated with nazi eugenics, it's even worse.

Basically, Eugenics is basically "racial hygiene" - only allowing people with desirable traits to pass on their genes in order to breed a better race.
It is the ultimate discrimination, because it discriminated agains almost everything: race, intelligence, sexual orientation, physical appearance, personality, age, and more.

So in a nutshell, I thought I'd request people call me Gene and not Eugene so I can avoid the Nazi connotations.

It's simple.
Post on this topic saying you'd like your ex-member rank carried over from our previous forum.
You ALSO have to PM me on the old forums saying you approve the transfer so that I know this account isn't an imposter.

The Exiled rank is reserved for those banned from our clan and community.
All of the players who have been exiled from WG's presence are listed here.
These are recorded for future reference, such as if we need to advise another clan about a dangerous member.

As of February 26th 2010, all Exiles from WG are effective for a minimum of 10 years, and cannot be appealed.
The only time an Exile will be revoked prior to this is if there has been an error on the leadership's behalf.

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NAME...............	ALIASES	DATE...............	REASON(S)	EVIDENCE
Aardvark39		01-Aug-2009	Very dangerous tendencies that threatened the safety of clan members.	Topic (IPB forums, Archived Goodbyes)
Ali	s_ali king l i p s	04-Aug-2013	Kicked for rudeness and immaturity, exiled for flaming and crash threats afterwards.	Topic
Ashley|	Teh Bestesh LOLOL0LOLL0	09-Jul-2011	Use of bot software repeatedly (including failing to attend an official war), providing false information about her/himself (such as knowledge of the clan world), constant allegations of her/him being a possible spy. Did more harm than good to the community.	Topic
Andy Bear		28-May-2011	Leaking private material, specifically an Important announcement	Topic (IPB forums, Archived Goodbyes)
Axe Man Jack		S10 Era	Generally immature with strong anti-WG sentiments. Spends great amounts of time trying to drag the clan's name through the mud.	N/A
Bobster125	``Pete (IRC)	13-Mar-2010	Flaming other members, being insubordinate and ruining public events, leaking event information to banned members. - Revoked in the mass-unban of March 2010. Banned again for bullying members, posting shock pictures in the public IRC channel, asking his friends on IRC to spam the lobby and swear at the staff.	Topic (IPB forums, Archived Goodbyes)
Dalejamesw		04-Jan-2009	Banned during tension betweeen WG/DF/VR in 2009. Has sent DF on hunts for the clan, and has sent spies into the clan.	Discussion topic (IPB forums, Important Announcements)
Death Outlaw	Createdo	10-Nov-2011	Scammed another WG Member of 125m.	Topic
Dieyou2000		01-Oct-2011	Exiled from DG for deliberately running and leaving a fight, ignoring staff members, and treating the event as a joke. Generally rude and immature, a negative influence on the clan overall. - Revoked by WG leadership.	Topic
Dilz621		05-Jun-2009	Originally banned on June 3rd 2009 for trolling WG forums and participating in flames. Flamed WG outside of forums and overall degraded WG's image. Came into Lobby after getting suspended to continue harassing WG. - Revoked by His Lordship. Banned again for conspiring against Council members and attempting to hack them by means of planting keyloggers with fellow DF member Dalejamesw.	Original ban topic (IPB forums, Hall of Shame)
Draken Burst		Unknown	Abusive toward two WG members whilst in WG. While leading Fidelity, she created a WG smear campaign.	N/A
Dratz	WG Hog Hogggg	05-Apr-2013	Leaking security forums including memberlist passwords and staff IPs, as well as crash threats with his team.	Topic (Level Four)
Fux Chaotic	Fuxk_Chaotic Jenosis Klan	25-Apr-2013	Leading Genesis on a hunt for WG after being told he could not attend the WG raid.	Topic (Archives)
Garrett xD		11-Aug-2011	Leaking raid worlds, sending a team to hunt WG multiple times. Following this he and his team proceeded to publicly flame and abuse WG and our leadership.	Topic, Evidence topic (Level Five)
Issy		02-Sept-2013	Leaking private forum information.	Topic, Evidence topic (Level Five)
Inzpkerz		06-Oct-2013	Leaking locations.	Topic
Kat		09-Aug-2011	Causing drama on many different occasions, abusing leadership when she disagrees with their decisions, evading Teamspeak bans. - Revoked by His Lordship.	Discussion topic
Leecable		13-Dec-2011	Originally banned for leaking private clan information. At a later event attacked and excessively flamed DG leadership in-game. - Revoked by WG leadership, given 1 week suspension and unbanned.	Discussion topic, Evidence topic (Level Five)
Marktonikkle		Unknown (2012)	Constant flaming, flame-baiting and trolling over the forums and IRC. Has had multiple warnings and chances to change his attitude.	Discussion topic
Mericana	Arctic_Rat	12-Jan-2009	Flaming several members and continuous bullying. Also for the hacking of a VR leader's IRC account, along with other hack attempts.	Topic (IPB forums, Hall of Shame)
Metho		Unknown	Attacking a clan mate by having another person DDoS him.	N/A
MeXi	iGodmiljaar	10-Apr-2013	Leaking private clan information to Critical Damage.	Topic
Mugger84	CheyneyC	06-Mar-2009	Was banned for breaching two weeks notice, then unbanned illegitimately, then flamed WG and acted conceited and arrogant.	Topic (IPB forums, Hall of Shame)
Pkurclaws	Jake	18-June-2013	Took items form a number of members and did not return them when asked multiple times.	Topic (Staff Only)
Pseudomage0		28-Jun-2008	Attempting to hack/force members accounts then attempting to sell them for RuneScape Gold.	N/A
Richgodyz		31-May-2013	Spying - leaking private forums and event details.	Topic
Scumtroll69	Accomplice	28-May-2012	Originally kicked from WG for excessive flaming and trolling, eventually exiled for continuing to do so as a guest.	Topic (Level Four)
Swaggragg		06-May-2013	Was banned for botting and generally was aggressively fighting with other members of the clan.	Topic
Vephyrus		06-Mar-2012	Broke the two-weeks notice during the old forum era and was banned, though the clan voted to revoke his ban later on. Broke the two-weeks notice a second time in 2012, and was extremely disrespectful and abusive afterwards.	Topic
WizardofGod		09-May-2011	Originally kicked for making real life threats against a clan member. Later went on to obtain leaks from WG members, evade TeamSpeak and IRC bans and general anti-WG sentiment.	Kick topic (IPB forums, Archived Goodbyes)
Zlatan83		23-Feb-2009	Reached 80% warn following a succession of events, including sneaking onto teamspeak and joining war channels during wars. Reached 100% warn for attempting to blackmail a Council member and later abusing a temporary security flaw in IRC.	Topic (IPB forums, Hall of Shame)