El Grishnak

I reckon I'll use the corona-cation to die about 300 times learning Zulrah, then retreat to my Animal Crossing Island

this is me and my lil boi Yoshi

@WG HugBoat If you DM me your email I can send you this great cookbook that pretty much exclusively covers meat substitutes! Really good stuff

Hello, my name is Kale Walch (El Grishnak in OSRS.) I just got my banana a few days ago -- and though I not have the best stats or an affluent bank, I do know quite a bit about how to start and grow a Small Business! Are you sick of that micro-managing boss constantly up your ass? Are you tired of doing grunt work for someone else when you could be managing the whole operation better? Perhaps it's time to start your own small business. I run a Vegan Butcher Shop called The Herbivorous Butcher in Minneapolis, MN. We started as a tiny stall at a Farmers' Market selling handmade Plant-Based Meats and Cheeses, and are now building our second production facility to handle the customer load -- and if my dumbass could do it, you easily could as well. With the network of contacts I've gathered through the years of business, I can do my best to help you get start up Capital, work on your business plan to pitch to investors, and expand your marketing to reach whatever clientele you desire. And though my specialty happens to be in the food sector, I've got contacts in many different industries that will know more than me and will be able to better help you as well. That's all for now! Glad to be part of WG, and let me know how I may be of service.

@WG HugBoat we have over 60+ different meats and cheeses! Four different sandwiches, all kinds of stuff.

Please join our Discord server and read the #joining_wg channel to see the final step in the process. El Grishnak What is your current RS name? El Grishnak List any previous RS names: Capn Crowley, Moonrise 75 What is your total level and combat level? Total level: 1502 Combat: 102 Tell us about your RuneScape account and history. Played a lot between '05-'07 then took a long break to find my account had been transferred to RS3 -- started fresh last summer on mobile, and have been going strong since. Tell us about your clan history. I was a member of WG last year but lost the banana because my stats sucked ass and I couldn't attend as many events as were needed. Tell us about your yourself. My name is Kale Walch -- I'm 26 (male) and I own a Vegan Butcher Shop called "The Herbivorous Butcher" in Minneapolis, MN. I've been playing dungeons and dragons every week for the past three years and try to play MTG with the boys whenever we have enough cash to buy a drafting box. Although it doesn't have anything to do with OSRS, I can help anyone in WG that's interested in starting their own business (especially a food business.) How did you hear about us? I searched Reddit for the most active OSRS clans last year What makes you want to join us? I've been lurking in the CC for 8 months or so now, and have gotten to know many of the members from the shadows. I'm also approaching the point where I can start bossing comfortably and would like to attend as many events as I can. Do you agree to the rules and requirements of WG and understand that this is an honour clan? Yes Come clean about anything that may deter us from accepting you: I work two jobs and have three cats, so I don't always have as much time for OSRS as I would like, but I will make an honest effort to attend all the required events and be a good member of WG