WG Shovel

Big grats, now you just need to max so you can finally play the game.

Fuck, those Guinea pigs have a nicer house than me and they're pulling off the pudgy thing way better. I'm a cat person but I may be converted yet. Your signature led me to this thread btw.

Not gonna lie, I hate it atm. The old wiki is still at the top of every google search and the new format while visually appealing just looks weird to me cause I'm used to the old one. I don't like change I guess lmao

Yes, this is me, Mojo from watchmojo.com It's probably gonna be mask now tbh

(fig. 1 above, an absolute unit) As some but not all of you know, I asked for @WG Toph's help to get my fire cape and zulrah kill for western elite diaries because my internet was shite, I trusted him, he offered and I was at the end of my fucking tether. Well, since then i've moved and my internet is a lot better here (from 1.5 mb/s to 40 mb/s). I decided I could no longer live with the shame of not having earned these things myself and gave it a good old go. Today I earned my first fire cape and it feels great. Got it on my first attempt in a year and a half. Yesterday, I also got my first zulrah kill. It wasn't clean, but I did that too. I feel i've grown a lot as a player in the last year and a half, and honestly the better ping doesn't hurt either. Bossing with the clan and doing (a lot) of demonic gorillas has definitely helped my confidence so I want to thank you all for the first, though i'd like to forget about the gorillas. For those interested, here is wave 63, can't decide if I tanked a range hit near the end there (2:35) or not, but I think I may have also been just a smidge lucky on this kill lmao. In conclusion, nobody can shame me about fire cape and zulrah anymore, even though none of you did though I well deserved it. Back to finish my gorilla task, I guess. I have received 2 monkey tails, 2 light frames, 3 heavy frames, 3 Ballista springs, 1 limb, 3 palm seed drops, 4 spirit seed drops and a hard clue, but no zenyte in a little over 1100 KC across 2 accounts. Please shoot me in the head.

THIS IS GOOD https://i.gyazo.com/5c134beabb5c536a5419597901223c2e.png SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD https://i.gyazo.com/d7f79b5fc189d7b60a6af9f8872f692a.png THANKS FOR WATCHING BYE

I swear zenyte or fucking Sovngarde, sick of these lil shits giving me nothing.

Good news, teak seeds have also been aquired!

Nothing quite makes me feel like i'm back on PC like seeing my gorrillas luck is still consistently shite. If I ever get another one of these i'm gonna go play fucking RS3 I s2g

Bill Cosby obv, a name to put fear into anyone who enjoys a drink and has a butthole

What are you saying about Mod jej

So a few folks know my name has changed (again), this time it's because i'm a fucking moron though. Was thinking about doing a bet with Tooth, forfeit would be changing our name to something, was brainstorming ideas checking names, accidentally changed my name to Budget Toph Aight you leave my name alone you prick.

@Lait Choco His accounts are gone from high scores, knew I'd work it out lmao

People were using his Twitter going down as evidence there was something else but I can't remember th, I'll edit if it comes back

Wg are an odd bunch but good apples all of them. You should fit right in.

Tbh this is just me the last time I did deadman

Shiiit, gotta be competing with what I now know to be bots for apples and pie dishes in the cooking guild in f2p and cooking and selling apple pies for my gp

Hadn't seen it before now but I love posts like this. Huge dedication man I don't think I could stay there that long.

I think the old classic of offering her 10k runescape gp should do it. I really think this is the sort of thing that should be carefully tailored to the person. Tying it to something important to both of you can't go wrong. A favourite place, a memory, your dick. I'm partial to the last one but you do you. Asking folks on the internet would not be my first suggestion tbh Really I don't think anyone can tell you what's right for the two of you. Second to last girl I dated would have loved a grand romantic gesture like in a movie but the most recent one likely would have beaten me with my own penis for trying. Anyway that's my 2 cents. I've never proposed but I've thought about it a bit though. I wish you good luck with it, if things work out you can celebrate with vodka, and if they don't there's still vodka

I absolutely love it. I've had no internet other than my ,obile data for a while and I've been doing a lot on it. Highlights include corp masses with the clan, bandos trips and even a little questing. Skilling is reasonably easy but hard if you care about ehp. I really don't think there are many things you can't do on mobile which I think is great. The interface is a lot harder to use than pc but once you get used to it can be played reasonably naturally, heck I did 20 demomic gorillas on it no trouble at all, just missed the odd switch so I ate more. Once I have internet on at home again I doubt I'll use it much, probably mostly for skilling while watching tv with the family or nmz. But its been a real blessing for me atm and I honestly don't think there are any limits to the content you can do on mobile if you have a stable connection and understand what you're doing.

Lmao at Jagex being like yeah, if you're joining you should probably have two internet connections cause we are not gonna protect against DDoS attacks

I thought it felt too fucking cold, guess winter 2017 and 2018 came at the same fucking time

That could be fun tbh, plus it'd get us all in one spot so Mojo can exile us for tradhy weebyness easier

Weird dude, like talking to an angry lumbridge tutor, keeps trying to tell me weird ways to grind xp

Dude ended up apologising then invited me to his 99 party lmao